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#BatmanProbably wouldn’t enact tariffs until domestic production capacity was ready to absorb demand.
#BatmanProbably would prefer that #Youtube stops playing 50% of videos in Japanese despite location being in Gotham USA his YouTube settings being correct, and his Apple iPhone app setting are correct.
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February 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
#BatmanProbably would prefer that #Youtube stops playing 50% of videos in Japanese despite location being in Gotham USA his YouTube settings being correct, and his Apple iPhone app setting are correct.
Can’t use the playback speeds, cannot see dislikes, can’t sort results, enshitifcation runs wild
Can’t use the playback speeds, cannot see dislikes, can’t sort results, enshitifcation runs wild
#BatmanProbably never heard a #Sierra song before and hopes to never see or hear from her again…the only two people who could sing were Chapel and Kpop Demon Hunters, the rest were train wrecks .
#NewYears sucks again!! lol
#NewYears sucks again!! lol
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
#BatmanProbably never heard a #Sierra song before and hopes to never see or hear from her again…the only two people who could sing were Chapel and Kpop Demon Hunters, the rest were train wrecks .
#NewYears sucks again!! lol
#NewYears sucks again!! lol
@espn.com #BatmanProbably thinks he is cancelling his espn subscription because watching mike Greenberg 12 hours a day hocking sports
Betting absolutely SUCKS #espn #gambling
Betting absolutely SUCKS #espn #gambling
a man in a black suit is holding a gun to his head .
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November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
@espn.com #BatmanProbably thinks he is cancelling his espn subscription because watching mike Greenberg 12 hours a day hocking sports
Betting absolutely SUCKS #espn #gambling
Betting absolutely SUCKS #espn #gambling
#BatmanProbably finds it amazing that #DickCheney was only a couple years older than Trump is now, and both suffer from vascular disease, which is essentially “old age”. We gotta get a younger more dynamic less senile government, both sides , old and qualified are not synonyms
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November 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
#BatmanProbably finds it amazing that #DickCheney was only a couple years older than Trump is now, and both suffer from vascular disease, which is essentially “old age”. We gotta get a younger more dynamic less senile government, both sides , old and qualified are not synonyms
#BatmanProbably wouldn’t declare a summit meeting a success if the first thing your leader does is to urgently restart testing of nuclear missiles .
#nuclear #houseofdynamite
#nuclear #houseofdynamite
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October 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
#BatmanProbably wouldn’t declare a summit meeting a success if the first thing your leader does is to urgently restart testing of nuclear missiles .
#nuclear #houseofdynamite
#nuclear #houseofdynamite
#BatmanProbably would leverage a chunk of Wayne Enterprise stock to buy some $Gme #gme and send it to the moon right now
#DFV
#DFV
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May 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
#BatmanProbably would leverage a chunk of Wayne Enterprise stock to buy some $Gme #gme and send it to the moon right now
#DFV
#DFV
@upenn.edu ya know that #BatmanProbably would release Trumps transcript and say it happened by mistake due to a staffing and budget issue.
#UPenn #NIH #Layoffs
#UPenn #NIH #Layoffs
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March 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
@upenn.edu ya know that #BatmanProbably would release Trumps transcript and say it happened by mistake due to a staffing and budget issue.
#UPenn #NIH #Layoffs
#UPenn #NIH #Layoffs
#BatmanProbably wouldn’t have made that trade , but he knows you aren’t a majority owner anymore so you are still cool with the Bat , it’s also not the worst deal made this weekend that has to do with Trade #Tariffs
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February 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
#BatmanProbably wouldn’t have made that trade , but he knows you aren’t a majority owner anymore so you are still cool with the Bat , it’s also not the worst deal made this weekend that has to do with Trade #Tariffs
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@mcuban.bsky.social
#BatmanProbably thinks Tom Brady should have spent a year doing C tier college games before being given the A team role. #nfl
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January 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
#BatmanProbably thinks Tom Brady should have spent a year doing C tier college games before being given the A team role. #nfl
#BatmanProbably is really proud of all the New Years Resolutionists, it’s a grind and results aren’t quickly attained, but if you work while others aren’t looking, once they do look, they’ll think you could be Batman (or woman) Probably too. #gymsky
#fitness #gettingsexylikebatman
#fitness #gettingsexylikebatman
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January 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
#BatmanProbably is really proud of all the New Years Resolutionists, it’s a grind and results aren’t quickly attained, but if you work while others aren’t looking, once they do look, they’ll think you could be Batman (or woman) Probably too. #gymsky
#fitness #gettingsexylikebatman
#fitness #gettingsexylikebatman
#BatmanProbably is one egg nog too deep to fight crime right now, Merry Xmas you hose hounds
December 25, 2024 at 12:47 AM
#BatmanProbably is one egg nog too deep to fight crime right now, Merry Xmas you hose hounds
#BatmanProbably is sick of planes being mistaken for #NJDrones
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December 14, 2024 at 10:43 PM
#BatmanProbably is sick of planes being mistaken for #NJDrones
#BatmanProbably almost died last night when his driver side wiper stopped moving in a monsoon on the way home…er…to the cave. VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE…in 19 days since that is as early as the @mazdausa.bsky.social dealer can take it. (Cx90 is a beautiful vehicle but this is unacceptable)
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December 12, 2024 at 7:23 PM
#BatmanProbably almost died last night when his driver side wiper stopped moving in a monsoon on the way home…er…to the cave. VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE…in 19 days since that is as early as the @mazdausa.bsky.social dealer can take it. (Cx90 is a beautiful vehicle but this is unacceptable)
#BatmanProbably can make a surfing joke now that the Tsunami has been cancelled…this time.
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December 5, 2024 at 8:38 PM
#BatmanProbably can make a surfing joke now that the Tsunami has been cancelled…this time.
#Batmanprobably would appreciate a good economics and finance #starterpack. Anyone got one??
November 17, 2024 at 6:07 PM
#Batmanprobably would appreciate a good economics and finance #starterpack. Anyone got one??
BatmanProbably needs one of these…voters and elected officials need one too. There’d be a lot of beepin beeping going on.
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November 15, 2024 at 12:58 AM
BatmanProbably needs one of these…voters and elected officials need one too. There’d be a lot of beepin beeping going on.
Batman probably wouldn’t be too thrilled with the way things are going right now #politics #climate #economy #tariffs #batman
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November 15, 2024 at 12:49 AM