batfamproblematiczine 🔞 - Not Now, Kitten... 💗✨
@batfamproblematic.bsky.social
Not Now, Kitten is a charity zine that celebrates problematic content. It is a sequel to the 2021 Cancel Me, Daddy! zine. Our stories and art will feature the Batfamily in scenarios that are dark and taboo. 🔞
Find us on Tumblr at @batfam-problematic 💗✨
Find us on Tumblr at @batfam-problematic 💗✨
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
Let there be blood! mrhd will be returning as a guest writer for Not Now, Kitten...
Let there be blood! mrhd will be returning as a guest writer for Not Now, Kitten...
January 8, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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Let there be blood! mrhd will be returning as a guest writer for Not Now, Kitten...
Let there be blood! mrhd will be returning as a guest writer for Not Now, Kitten...
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
Waiting to see what Yamada has in store for her fave fictional characters this time around is its own kind of sweet suffering. She'll be returning as guest artist for Not Now, Kitten...
Waiting to see what Yamada has in store for her fave fictional characters this time around is its own kind of sweet suffering. She'll be returning as guest artist for Not Now, Kitten...
January 6, 2026 at 1:08 AM
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
Waiting to see what Yamada has in store for her fave fictional characters this time around is its own kind of sweet suffering. She'll be returning as guest artist for Not Now, Kitten...
Waiting to see what Yamada has in store for her fave fictional characters this time around is its own kind of sweet suffering. She'll be returning as guest artist for Not Now, Kitten...
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
We don't know the meaning of the word inspired, but we're pretty sure it applies to Rawrbin's writing. She'll be dragging her blorbos back as a guest writer for the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
We don't know the meaning of the word inspired, but we're pretty sure it applies to Rawrbin's writing. She'll be dragging her blorbos back as a guest writer for the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
January 4, 2026 at 10:32 AM
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
We don't know the meaning of the word inspired, but we're pretty sure it applies to Rawrbin's writing. She'll be dragging her blorbos back as a guest writer for the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
We don't know the meaning of the word inspired, but we're pretty sure it applies to Rawrbin's writing. She'll be dragging her blorbos back as a guest writer for the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
We're not actually all that sorry to be bringing Rinka back for another problematic zine. They'll be torturing us once more as guest artist, and we can't wait for the fun to start!
We're not actually all that sorry to be bringing Rinka back for another problematic zine. They'll be torturing us once more as guest artist, and we can't wait for the fun to start!
January 2, 2026 at 12:54 PM
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
We're not actually all that sorry to be bringing Rinka back for another problematic zine. They'll be torturing us once more as guest artist, and we can't wait for the fun to start!
We're not actually all that sorry to be bringing Rinka back for another problematic zine. They'll be torturing us once more as guest artist, and we can't wait for the fun to start!
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Sneak a peak at what QueenPunk has in store for Not Now, Kitten... She'll be returning as a guest writer for another very voyeuristic venture.
Sneak a peak at what QueenPunk has in store for Not Now, Kitten... She'll be returning as a guest writer for another very voyeuristic venture.
December 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Sneak a peak at what QueenPunk has in store for Not Now, Kitten... She'll be returning as a guest writer for another very voyeuristic venture.
Sneak a peak at what QueenPunk has in store for Not Now, Kitten... She'll be returning as a guest writer for another very voyeuristic venture.
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
The man, the Miss, the legend. MissNaya returns in all their villainous glory as a guest artist for Not Now, Kitten...
The man, the Miss, the legend. MissNaya returns in all their villainous glory as a guest artist for Not Now, Kitten...
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
The man, the Miss, the legend. MissNaya returns in all their villainous glory as a guest artist for Not Now, Kitten...
The man, the Miss, the legend. MissNaya returns in all their villainous glory as a guest artist for Not Now, Kitten...
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
Put HR on speed-dial, because TrivialCrow will be returning for Not Now, Kitten... She'll be violating all your favourites as a guest writer for another problematic zine.
Put HR on speed-dial, because TrivialCrow will be returning for Not Now, Kitten... She'll be violating all your favourites as a guest writer for another problematic zine.
December 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
Put HR on speed-dial, because TrivialCrow will be returning for Not Now, Kitten... She'll be violating all your favourites as a guest writer for another problematic zine.
Put HR on speed-dial, because TrivialCrow will be returning for Not Now, Kitten... She'll be violating all your favourites as a guest writer for another problematic zine.
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
It would be neglectful of us not to give you proper warning when Baihujun's on the scene. He'll be giving us an eyeful of their art for Not Now, Kitten...
It would be neglectful of us not to give you proper warning when Baihujun's on the scene. He'll be giving us an eyeful of their art for Not Now, Kitten...
December 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
It would be neglectful of us not to give you proper warning when Baihujun's on the scene. He'll be giving us an eyeful of their art for Not Now, Kitten...
It would be neglectful of us not to give you proper warning when Baihujun's on the scene. He'll be giving us an eyeful of their art for Not Now, Kitten...
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
It's not just beta readers who should be running from EveryDarkCorner's delightfully dark writing. She'll be returning for Not Now, Kitten... as a guest writer.
It's not just beta readers who should be running from EveryDarkCorner's delightfully dark writing. She'll be returning for Not Now, Kitten... as a guest writer.
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
It's not just beta readers who should be running from EveryDarkCorner's delightfully dark writing. She'll be returning for Not Now, Kitten... as a guest writer.
It's not just beta readers who should be running from EveryDarkCorner's delightfully dark writing. She'll be returning for Not Now, Kitten... as a guest writer.
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
Don't be persuaded by Octaviusing's pretty privilege either. He'll be returning as a guest artist for another opportunity to be mean to the bat boys in Not Now, Kitten...
Don't be persuaded by Octaviusing's pretty privilege either. He'll be returning as a guest artist for another opportunity to be mean to the bat boys in Not Now, Kitten...
December 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Don't be persuaded by Octaviusing's pretty privilege either. He'll be returning as a guest artist for another opportunity to be mean to the bat boys in Not Now, Kitten...
Don't be persuaded by Octaviusing's pretty privilege either. He'll be returning as a guest artist for another opportunity to be mean to the bat boys in Not Now, Kitten...
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We're obsessed with the titillating tributes Daemoninwhite will be typing up. She'll be milking the spotlight as a guest writer for another problematic zine.
We're obsessed with the titillating tributes Daemoninwhite will be typing up. She'll be milking the spotlight as a guest writer for another problematic zine.
December 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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We're obsessed with the titillating tributes Daemoninwhite will be typing up. She'll be milking the spotlight as a guest writer for another problematic zine.
We're obsessed with the titillating tributes Daemoninwhite will be typing up. She'll be milking the spotlight as a guest writer for another problematic zine.
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Nothing vanilla about the sweet treats Whippy brings to the table. He'll be returning as a guest artist for Not Now, Kitten... and he'll be serving dessert.
Nothing vanilla about the sweet treats Whippy brings to the table. He'll be returning as a guest artist for Not Now, Kitten... and he'll be serving dessert.
December 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
Nothing vanilla about the sweet treats Whippy brings to the table. He'll be returning as a guest artist for Not Now, Kitten... and he'll be serving dessert.
Nothing vanilla about the sweet treats Whippy brings to the table. He'll be returning as a guest artist for Not Now, Kitten... and he'll be serving dessert.
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
We couldn't fit all the things that describe kuro49's continually incredible writing into one sentence. They’re back as a guest writer with a whole new eclectic set of props to share.
We couldn't fit all the things that describe kuro49's continually incredible writing into one sentence. They’re back as a guest writer with a whole new eclectic set of props to share.
December 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
💗✨ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ✨💗
We couldn't fit all the things that describe kuro49's continually incredible writing into one sentence. They’re back as a guest writer with a whole new eclectic set of props to share.
We couldn't fit all the things that describe kuro49's continually incredible writing into one sentence. They’re back as a guest writer with a whole new eclectic set of props to share.
All emails to applicants of the Not Now, Kitten… zine have gone out! We appreciate everyone who applied; there was an overabundance of talent, and selecting our contributors was certainly a hard decision.
If you applied & haven’t received an email from us, please contact us & we'll get that sorted💗✨
If you applied & haven’t received an email from us, please contact us & we'll get that sorted💗✨
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
All emails to applicants of the Not Now, Kitten… zine have gone out! We appreciate everyone who applied; there was an overabundance of talent, and selecting our contributors was certainly a hard decision.
If you applied & haven’t received an email from us, please contact us & we'll get that sorted💗✨
If you applied & haven’t received an email from us, please contact us & we'll get that sorted💗✨
The Not Now, Kitten... Mod Team is happy to announce we are currently in the process of sending emails out to our applicants. Our goal is to have all emails sent by the end of tomorrow (December 7th) Eastern Time.
We will make another announcement once all emails have been sent. 💗✨
We will make another announcement once all emails have been sent. 💗✨
December 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The Not Now, Kitten... Mod Team is happy to announce we are currently in the process of sending emails out to our applicants. Our goal is to have all emails sent by the end of tomorrow (December 7th) Eastern Time.
We will make another announcement once all emails have been sent. 💗✨
We will make another announcement once all emails have been sent. 💗✨
One Week Left to submit your applications for the Not Now, Kitten… zine! We’re looking for writers, artists and merch artists to feature members of the Batfamily in scenarios that are problematic ✨💗
Calling all nasties! Got a talent for problematic content? ✨💗
Not Now, Kitten… is the NSFW zine to fill all your naughty needs. We are also producing a SFW side volume! We’re looking for writers, artists and merch artists to feature members of the Batfamily in problematic scenarios.
Not Now, Kitten… is the NSFW zine to fill all your naughty needs. We are also producing a SFW side volume! We’re looking for writers, artists and merch artists to feature members of the Batfamily in problematic scenarios.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
One Week Left to submit your applications for the Not Now, Kitten… zine! We’re looking for writers, artists and merch artists to feature members of the Batfamily in scenarios that are problematic ✨💗
Calling all nasties! Got a talent for problematic content? ✨💗
Not Now, Kitten… is the NSFW zine to fill all your naughty needs. We are also producing a SFW side volume! We’re looking for writers, artists and merch artists to feature members of the Batfamily in problematic scenarios.
Not Now, Kitten… is the NSFW zine to fill all your naughty needs. We are also producing a SFW side volume! We’re looking for writers, artists and merch artists to feature members of the Batfamily in problematic scenarios.
October 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Calling all nasties! Got a talent for problematic content? ✨💗
Not Now, Kitten… is the NSFW zine to fill all your naughty needs. We are also producing a SFW side volume! We’re looking for writers, artists and merch artists to feature members of the Batfamily in problematic scenarios.
Not Now, Kitten… is the NSFW zine to fill all your naughty needs. We are also producing a SFW side volume! We’re looking for writers, artists and merch artists to feature members of the Batfamily in problematic scenarios.
💗 ✨ Moderator Applications now open! ✨ 💗
Calling all nasties! Do you have a talent for problematic content? Do you want to flex that freaky imagination to bring this taboo zine to fruition?
Not Now, Kitten... is looking for a writing moderator to join our #problematic team. ⬇
Calling all nasties! Do you have a talent for problematic content? Do you want to flex that freaky imagination to bring this taboo zine to fruition?
Not Now, Kitten... is looking for a writing moderator to join our #problematic team. ⬇
October 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
💗 ✨ Moderator Applications now open! ✨ 💗
Calling all nasties! Do you have a talent for problematic content? Do you want to flex that freaky imagination to bring this taboo zine to fruition?
Not Now, Kitten... is looking for a writing moderator to join our #problematic team. ⬇
Calling all nasties! Do you have a talent for problematic content? Do you want to flex that freaky imagination to bring this taboo zine to fruition?
Not Now, Kitten... is looking for a writing moderator to join our #problematic team. ⬇
💗 ✨INTEREST CHECK RESULTS!✨ 💗
After receiving 93 responses, our Not Now, Kitten… interest check is now closed! Here are the results:
After receiving 93 responses, our Not Now, Kitten… interest check is now closed! Here are the results:
September 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
💗 ✨INTEREST CHECK RESULTS!✨ 💗
After receiving 93 responses, our Not Now, Kitten… interest check is now closed! Here are the results:
After receiving 93 responses, our Not Now, Kitten… interest check is now closed! Here are the results:
Thank you for your interest in the Problematic Batfam Zine sequel! We’ll have the results on the Not Now, Kitten... interest check soon. Stay tuned 💗✨
September 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Thank you for your interest in the Problematic Batfam Zine sequel! We’ll have the results on the Not Now, Kitten... interest check soon. Stay tuned 💗✨
Calling all nasties! Do you have a hankering for problematic content? Did Cancel Me, Daddy! not satisfy your sickly sweet tooth?
We’re back again with Not Now, Kitten... the NSFW zine to fill all your naughty needs. We'll feature the Batfamily in scenarios that are #problematic
We’re back again with Not Now, Kitten... the NSFW zine to fill all your naughty needs. We'll feature the Batfamily in scenarios that are #problematic
September 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Calling all nasties! Do you have a hankering for problematic content? Did Cancel Me, Daddy! not satisfy your sickly sweet tooth?
We’re back again with Not Now, Kitten... the NSFW zine to fill all your naughty needs. We'll feature the Batfamily in scenarios that are #problematic
We’re back again with Not Now, Kitten... the NSFW zine to fill all your naughty needs. We'll feature the Batfamily in scenarios that are #problematic
Not Now, Kitten… is a Batfam zine that celebrates problematic content. It is a sequel to the 2021 Cancel Me, Daddy! zine. Our stories and art will feature members of the Batfamily in scenarios that are dark and taboo 💗✨
September 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Not Now, Kitten… is a Batfam zine that celebrates problematic content. It is a sequel to the 2021 Cancel Me, Daddy! zine. Our stories and art will feature members of the Batfamily in scenarios that are dark and taboo 💗✨