Kaz Brekker
@bastardofthebarrel.bsky.social
❛𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆. 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒇𝒊𝒆𝒍𝒅 𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔, 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔. 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒚. 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒘𝒂𝒚, @uniqueandconfined.bsky.social.❜ {PARODY ACCOUNT}
Pinned
Morning.
He fell asleep at his desk again, another crick in his neck and his leg is stiffer than a mother fucker.
He fell asleep at his desk again, another crick in his neck and his leg is stiffer than a mother fucker.
September 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Morning.
He fell asleep at his desk again, another crick in his neck and his leg is stiffer than a mother fucker.
He fell asleep at his desk again, another crick in his neck and his leg is stiffer than a mother fucker.
Sat at his desk, he's starting form a headache above his eyes. Using his index fingers to rub his temples for some sort of relief.
September 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Sat at his desk, he's starting form a headache above his eyes. Using his index fingers to rub his temples for some sort of relief.
I've always been Per Haskell's favorite lieutenant within the Dregs, so how dare he sick some of the members on me like that. They all learned their lesson to say the least.
September 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I've always been Per Haskell's favorite lieutenant within the Dregs, so how dare he sick some of the members on me like that. They all learned their lesson to say the least.
I live life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, 'shit, he's up!'
September 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I live life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, 'shit, he's up!'
"Any luck with finding your family @wraithsinejs.bsky.social?"
September 4, 2025 at 9:24 AM
"Any luck with finding your family @wraithsinejs.bsky.social?"
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adult mun- new to rp also on twitter- book and show familiar- layout by
@0rphicDevotion
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#socrp #shadowandbonerp #sixofcrowsrp
@0rphicDevotion
with filter by waatsoned
#socrp #shadowandbonerp #sixofcrowsrp
December 4, 2024 at 9:36 PM
adult mun- new to rp also on twitter- book and show familiar- layout by
@0rphicDevotion
with filter by waatsoned
#socrp #shadowandbonerp #sixofcrowsrp
@0rphicDevotion
with filter by waatsoned
#socrp #shadowandbonerp #sixofcrowsrp
He could have easily given up out there on the barge with the dead and sick, but instead chose to live out of spite and revenge. Being reborn out there in the waters was the best thing he could have done for himself.
September 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
He could have easily given up out there on the barge with the dead and sick, but instead chose to live out of spite and revenge. Being reborn out there in the waters was the best thing he could have done for himself.
About:
𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒗𝒊𝒂 𝒔𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒐𝒇 𝒖𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒕𝒆. 𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒑𝒊𝒆𝒄𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒄. 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍.
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𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒗𝒊𝒂 𝒔𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒐𝒇 𝒖𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒕𝒆. 𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒑𝒊𝒆𝒄𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒄. 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
August 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
About:
𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒗𝒊𝒂 𝒔𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒐𝒇 𝒖𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒕𝒆. 𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒑𝒊𝒆𝒄𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒄. 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒗𝒊𝒂 𝒔𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒐𝒇 𝒖𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒕𝒆. 𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒑𝒊𝒆𝒄𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒄. 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
What the hell is an Oreo?
August 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
What the hell is an Oreo?
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November 4, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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Ah yes, sleep is not finding me tonight. Maybe it's a good thing..
August 20, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Ah yes, sleep is not finding me tonight. Maybe it's a good thing..
Reposted by Kaz Brekker
Reposted by Kaz Brekker
That is why I wanted to know when it was your birthday.
So I can... plan accordingly.
So I can... plan accordingly.
August 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
That is why I wanted to know when it was your birthday.
So I can... plan accordingly.
So I can... plan accordingly.
Fucks sake Jesper. I asked for subtleness.
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August 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Fucks sake Jesper. I asked for subtleness.
Here I was (trying) to be nice to you today, Nina.
Clicks tongue.
Clicks tongue.
August 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Here I was (trying) to be nice to you today, Nina.
Clicks tongue.
Clicks tongue.
Makes a mental note to find out when it's Mira's birthday.
August 8, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Makes a mental note to find out when it's Mira's birthday.
Is that even a question?
I'm privy to a lot of things.
I'm privy to a lot of things.
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August 8, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Is that even a question?
I'm privy to a lot of things.
I'm privy to a lot of things.
Ah yes, it's Nina's birthday today.
August 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Ah yes, it's Nina's birthday today.
Unfortunately, yes.
Another nightmare, Kaz?
When it's going to be one of those days...
July 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Unfortunately, yes.
When it's going to be one of those days...
July 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
When it's going to be one of those days...
𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴, 𝘔𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉𝘳𝘦𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘳.ᐣ
"𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒗𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔."
𝘌𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵.
"𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒗𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔."
𝘌𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵.
July 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴, 𝘔𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘉𝘳𝘦𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘳.ᐣ
"𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒗𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔."
𝘌𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵.
"𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒗𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔."
𝘌𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵.