BasketballAlice
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Philosopher for fun.
Philosopher for fun.
Draymond Green has still no techs through 14 games but he's itching.
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Draymond Green has still no techs through 14 games but he's itching.
#NBA-Shorts
8 Games. Wild OTs yesterday. It’s a bit calmer today.
I miss Kyries dribblings for they cleanse the soil they are taking place on so nice, like ‘shiko’ or Soraya Mohamed.
We’re goin’ in.
8 Games. Wild OTs yesterday. It’s a bit calmer today.
I miss Kyries dribblings for they cleanse the soil they are taking place on so nice, like ‘shiko’ or Soraya Mohamed.
We’re goin’ in.
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 AM
#NBA-Shorts
8 Games. Wild OTs yesterday. It’s a bit calmer today.
I miss Kyries dribblings for they cleanse the soil they are taking place on so nice, like ‘shiko’ or Soraya Mohamed.
We’re goin’ in.
8 Games. Wild OTs yesterday. It’s a bit calmer today.
I miss Kyries dribblings for they cleanse the soil they are taking place on so nice, like ‘shiko’ or Soraya Mohamed.
We’re goin’ in.
Adidas should bundle a family package for the Currys!
I didn't know he's on the market like that.
Imagine the picture with the whole gang in Adidas suits.
OMG!
I didn't know he's on the market like that.
Imagine the picture with the whole gang in Adidas suits.
OMG!
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Adidas should bundle a family package for the Currys!
I didn't know he's on the market like that.
Imagine the picture with the whole gang in Adidas suits.
OMG!
I didn't know he's on the market like that.
Imagine the picture with the whole gang in Adidas suits.
OMG!
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
#NBA-Shorts
9 Games. #Emirates-Cup. The new Allen Iverson documentary is actually the Family Iverson documentary. Recommend. Shoutout to uncle Gregory. Cool name!
We’re going in.
9 Games. #Emirates-Cup. The new Allen Iverson documentary is actually the Family Iverson documentary. Recommend. Shoutout to uncle Gregory. Cool name!
We’re going in.
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 AM
#NBA-Shorts
9 Games. #Emirates-Cup. The new Allen Iverson documentary is actually the Family Iverson documentary. Recommend. Shoutout to uncle Gregory. Cool name!
We’re going in.
9 Games. #Emirates-Cup. The new Allen Iverson documentary is actually the Family Iverson documentary. Recommend. Shoutout to uncle Gregory. Cool name!
We’re going in.
baseball is over shut up now
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
baseball is over shut up now
This league creates only 96.776% losers all the time.
ALL THE TIME.
If you bring in two new teams, say The Seattle Supersonics and some other team.
This number increases to 96.875%.
That would make the 3.334% winner we know today be a
3.125% winner then.
ALL THE TIME.
If you bring in two new teams, say The Seattle Supersonics and some other team.
This number increases to 96.875%.
That would make the 3.334% winner we know today be a
3.125% winner then.
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
This league creates only 96.776% losers all the time.
ALL THE TIME.
If you bring in two new teams, say The Seattle Supersonics and some other team.
This number increases to 96.875%.
That would make the 3.334% winner we know today be a
3.125% winner then.
ALL THE TIME.
If you bring in two new teams, say The Seattle Supersonics and some other team.
This number increases to 96.875%.
That would make the 3.334% winner we know today be a
3.125% winner then.
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Pistons
Celtics
Rockets
Blazers
Suns
Thunder
Hawks
Nuggets
were no surprises
Hornets
Magic
Cavaliers
Warriors
could surprise me
Celtics
Rockets
Blazers
Suns
Thunder
Hawks
Nuggets
were no surprises
Hornets
Magic
Cavaliers
Warriors
could surprise me
Lets go:
Bucks
Pistons
Knicks
Celtics
Heat
Rockets
Blazers
Spurs
Suns
Thunder
Hawks
Nuggets
...
if there are no surprises.
#gapyear
Bucks
Pistons
Knicks
Celtics
Heat
Rockets
Blazers
Spurs
Suns
Thunder
Hawks
Nuggets
...
if there are no surprises.
#gapyear
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Pistons
Celtics
Rockets
Blazers
Suns
Thunder
Hawks
Nuggets
were no surprises
Hornets
Magic
Cavaliers
Warriors
could surprise me
Celtics
Rockets
Blazers
Suns
Thunder
Hawks
Nuggets
were no surprises
Hornets
Magic
Cavaliers
Warriors
could surprise me
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
poeple are hallucinating info after nico harrisons firing
batshit crazy stuff is flying around
that they were finalists out of the west two years ago is through the chimney
batshit crazy stuff is flying around
that they were finalists out of the west two years ago is through the chimney
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
poeple are hallucinating info after nico harrisons firing
batshit crazy stuff is flying around
that they were finalists out of the west two years ago is through the chimney
batshit crazy stuff is flying around
that they were finalists out of the west two years ago is through the chimney
It was mainly his iddea it was mainly his idea
mainly it was his idea
and we can say it was his idea
dn
mainly it was his idea
and we can say it was his idea
dn
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It was mainly his iddea it was mainly his idea
mainly it was his idea
and we can say it was his idea
dn
mainly it was his idea
and we can say it was his idea
dn
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
bring in the next jester
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
bring in the next jester
#NBA-Shorts
9 Games. OTs and fourth quarter decisions needed! Be a mans league...
RAYE - Black Mascara.
We’re going in.
9 Games. OTs and fourth quarter decisions needed! Be a mans league...
RAYE - Black Mascara.
We’re going in.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
#NBA-Shorts
9 Games. OTs and fourth quarter decisions needed! Be a mans league...
RAYE - Black Mascara.
We’re going in.
9 Games. OTs and fourth quarter decisions needed! Be a mans league...
RAYE - Black Mascara.
We’re going in.
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Mitch Johnson is so unbothered that he succeeds Gregg Popovic.
A seamless transition so far, from the most winnigest Coach ever to your own homegrown Coach Johnson.
Impressive!
A seamless transition so far, from the most winnigest Coach ever to your own homegrown Coach Johnson.
Impressive!
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Mitch Johnson is so unbothered that he succeeds Gregg Popovic.
A seamless transition so far, from the most winnigest Coach ever to your own homegrown Coach Johnson.
Impressive!
A seamless transition so far, from the most winnigest Coach ever to your own homegrown Coach Johnson.
Impressive!
Nikola Jokic gives brand-selling interviews now.
On Prime he was really into it and gave them a nice segment.
That's a franchise player!
He was always so disinterested in the interviews, yes it's redundant and all of that but you are selling the league with them. Three hi-hi minutes won't hurt you.
On Prime he was really into it and gave them a nice segment.
That's a franchise player!
He was always so disinterested in the interviews, yes it's redundant and all of that but you are selling the league with them. Three hi-hi minutes won't hurt you.
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Nikola Jokic gives brand-selling interviews now.
On Prime he was really into it and gave them a nice segment.
That's a franchise player!
He was always so disinterested in the interviews, yes it's redundant and all of that but you are selling the league with them. Three hi-hi minutes won't hurt you.
On Prime he was really into it and gave them a nice segment.
That's a franchise player!
He was always so disinterested in the interviews, yes it's redundant and all of that but you are selling the league with them. Three hi-hi minutes won't hurt you.
fucking hybris
what happened to regretting sins?
when one was little you shit you pants knowing you had sinned and it all comes out
that's when you still wanted to be good 🚬
what happened to regretting sins?
when one was little you shit you pants knowing you had sinned and it all comes out
that's when you still wanted to be good 🚬
November 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
fucking hybris
what happened to regretting sins?
when one was little you shit you pants knowing you had sinned and it all comes out
that's when you still wanted to be good 🚬
what happened to regretting sins?
when one was little you shit you pants knowing you had sinned and it all comes out
that's when you still wanted to be good 🚬
#NBA-Short
One game. For me to relax.
We’re going in.
#Clippers 102
#Suns 115
No Harden. No Kawhi.
Jalen Green 29/3/3/2/2t/1f &
Booker 24/6/7/3s/3t/4f didn’t let this opportunity slip trough their fingers.
Dropping an avalanche on the Clippers in the second half: 51-67.
One game. For me to relax.
We’re going in.
#Clippers 102
#Suns 115
No Harden. No Kawhi.
Jalen Green 29/3/3/2/2t/1f &
Booker 24/6/7/3s/3t/4f didn’t let this opportunity slip trough their fingers.
Dropping an avalanche on the Clippers in the second half: 51-67.
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 AM
#NBA-Short
One game. For me to relax.
We’re going in.
#Clippers 102
#Suns 115
No Harden. No Kawhi.
Jalen Green 29/3/3/2/2t/1f &
Booker 24/6/7/3s/3t/4f didn’t let this opportunity slip trough their fingers.
Dropping an avalanche on the Clippers in the second half: 51-67.
One game. For me to relax.
We’re going in.
#Clippers 102
#Suns 115
No Harden. No Kawhi.
Jalen Green 29/3/3/2/2t/1f &
Booker 24/6/7/3s/3t/4f didn’t let this opportunity slip trough their fingers.
Dropping an avalanche on the Clippers in the second half: 51-67.
Fun fact
LeBron James is injured but LeBron James is playing
LeBron James is injured but LeBron James is playing
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Fun fact
LeBron James is injured but LeBron James is playing
LeBron James is injured but LeBron James is playing
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
The pattern of Alperen Sengün (~500 words)
November 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The pattern of Alperen Sengün (~500 words)
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM