Based Pistons (he/him)
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the original Piston and Sickle. tweets are my own. tweets may or may not be serious or literal.
A bulls rematch on Wednesday.
Way too soon. The Pistons are banged up.
Way too soon. The Pistons are banged up.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
A bulls rematch on Wednesday.
Way too soon. The Pistons are banged up.
Way too soon. The Pistons are banged up.
Ron has some work to do. We need him. Bc I don’t know if or when other guys coming back.
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ron has some work to do. We need him. Bc I don’t know if or when other guys coming back.
Cade needs to use backboard when he is that tired
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Cade needs to use backboard when he is that tired
Cade looks like his tailbone hurting
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Cade looks like his tailbone hurting
Cade is the Matthew Stafford of basketball
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Cade is the Matthew Stafford of basketball
Ron pumps too much.
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Ron pumps too much.
Yikes. The guys are either tired or idk.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Yikes. The guys are either tired or idk.
Ron has had a disappointing game so far—scoring 3 points in 20 minutes.
Ron needed to be 3rd best player tonight on the Pistons. He hasn’t been even the 5th best
Ron needed to be 3rd best player tonight on the Pistons. He hasn’t been even the 5th best
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Ron has had a disappointing game so far—scoring 3 points in 20 minutes.
Ron needed to be 3rd best player tonight on the Pistons. He hasn’t been even the 5th best
Ron needed to be 3rd best player tonight on the Pistons. He hasn’t been even the 5th best
Ron need to be better. Better shot selection.
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Ron need to be better. Better shot selection.
Is anyone a bit worried about the Pistons injuries?
How long guys are going to be out?
How long guys are going to be out?
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Is anyone a bit worried about the Pistons injuries?
How long guys are going to be out?
How long guys are going to be out?
Pistons are banged up.
It is Bobi’s night
It is Bobi’s night
Tobias Harris and Isaiah Stewart are out again tonight. And Ausar Thompson (right ankle sprain) and Caris LeVert (left knee injury management) are questionable.
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Pistons are banged up.
It is Bobi’s night
It is Bobi’s night
Imagine if Obama tried to do something like this?
Naming rights for stadiums and arenas are among the most valuable assets a modern sports franchise owns and they should not be given up lightly, even for the president.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Imagine if Obama tried to do something like this?
I posit that intelligent extraterrestrials are likely too satiated by AI that is years more advanced than Earth AI 2025 that the desire to explore the universe has died out.
even the will to live is snuffed with AI being able to cater to every single petty need and desire. Societal euthanasia
even the will to live is snuffed with AI being able to cater to every single petty need and desire. Societal euthanasia
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I posit that intelligent extraterrestrials are likely too satiated by AI that is years more advanced than Earth AI 2025 that the desire to explore the universe has died out.
even the will to live is snuffed with AI being able to cater to every single petty need and desire. Societal euthanasia
even the will to live is snuffed with AI being able to cater to every single petty need and desire. Societal euthanasia
Great game. But I hope Drummond finishes his career in Detroit. Would be awesome.
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Great game. But I hope Drummond finishes his career in Detroit. Would be awesome.
Maxey is incredible guard.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Maxey is incredible guard.
Holland is gonna learn to be a better scorer as a starter.
It might take time. But he is fearless so I am sure he is going to get it.
It might take time. But he is fearless so I am sure he is going to get it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Holland is gonna learn to be a better scorer as a starter.
It might take time. But he is fearless so I am sure he is going to get it.
It might take time. But he is fearless so I am sure he is going to get it.
That missed tech Ft by Cade then turnover was pitiful.
Damn it. pistons not looking good tonight
Bad night
Damn it. pistons not looking good tonight
Bad night
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
That missed tech Ft by Cade then turnover was pitiful.
Damn it. pistons not looking good tonight
Bad night
Damn it. pistons not looking good tonight
Bad night
Pistons can’t close this deficit. It is bad.
And Drummond is stretching that floor.
And Drummond is stretching that floor.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Pistons can’t close this deficit. It is bad.
And Drummond is stretching that floor.
And Drummond is stretching that floor.
Can someone tell me what Duren and Ausar are having a heated argument about in the time out? Very intense.
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Can someone tell me what Duren and Ausar are having a heated argument about in the time out? Very intense.
Ausar and Duren are heated at each other. What is going on? They are furiously arguing.
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Ausar and Duren are heated at each other. What is going on? They are furiously arguing.
It isn’t as bad as game 1 vs the Bulls. But it feels like it is about to get a whole lot uglier.
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It isn’t as bad as game 1 vs the Bulls. But it feels like it is about to get a whole lot uglier.
When was the last time the Lions and Pistons won on the same day?
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
When was the last time the Lions and Pistons won on the same day?
Sixers are bodying Cade and the Pistons are struggling
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sixers are bodying Cade and the Pistons are struggling
Sixers are exploiting the flaw that the guys on the floor are not very good self creators. And Cade is nearing the brunt of it.
On top of all that, Sixers are way more physical than Pistons now.
On top of all that, Sixers are way more physical than Pistons now.
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Sixers are exploiting the flaw that the guys on the floor are not very good self creators. And Cade is nearing the brunt of it.
On top of all that, Sixers are way more physical than Pistons now.
On top of all that, Sixers are way more physical than Pistons now.
Not enough scorers out there for Cade to play
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Not enough scorers out there for Cade to play