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the size difference here freaks me out (by aspenafterdinner)
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 PM
the size difference here freaks me out (by aspenafterdinner)
saw a cool & awesome echo animatic yesterday
February 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
saw a cool & awesome echo animatic yesterday
living in a city where everyone’s sporting a huuuuuge ballgut
February 5, 2026 at 2:31 PM
living in a city where everyone’s sporting a huuuuuge ballgut
today at work i have to sit at the front desk alone for nine hours, answering the phone and pretending that we’re open
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
today at work i have to sit at the front desk alone for nine hours, answering the phone and pretending that we’re open
not a good sign when you change your AD icon to this
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
not a good sign when you change your AD icon to this
i could probably get off on getting called a whore or a fag depending on who’s saying it
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
i could probably get off on getting called a whore or a fag depending on who’s saying it
im inflating you with beer and mashing your ballguts together
January 31, 2026 at 5:41 PM
im inflating you with beer and mashing your ballguts together
if i weren’t ace i’d be an oppressed class (extremely submissive tops)
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 PM
if i weren’t ace i’d be an oppressed class (extremely submissive tops)
i’m generally ace irl but every time i see a huge ass i think about fucking it…and honestly i think i’d prefer topping if i were to actually have sex
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 PM
i’m generally ace irl but every time i see a huge ass i think about fucking it…and honestly i think i’d prefer topping if i were to actually have sex
Can I say something?
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Can I say something?
has this worked for me? no, not yet. but i will keep trying until it does
January 28, 2026 at 3:42 PM
has this worked for me? no, not yet. but i will keep trying until it does
the best way to deal with intense, bizarre crushes on friends & acquaintances is to distill what you find attractive about them and inject it into an oc so you obsess over THEM instead
January 28, 2026 at 3:42 PM
the best way to deal with intense, bizarre crushes on friends & acquaintances is to distill what you find attractive about them and inject it into an oc so you obsess over THEM instead
laying belly-to-belly with [insert character here] as they inflate with beer and belch huge
January 26, 2026 at 6:55 AM
laying belly-to-belly with [insert character here] as they inflate with beer and belch huge
realizing that i’ve been jerking off to the same scenario for a week and a half straight
January 26, 2026 at 6:55 AM
realizing that i’ve been jerking off to the same scenario for a week and a half straight
and the award for the most humpable belly goes to:
January 26, 2026 at 1:25 AM
and the award for the most humpable belly goes to:
vaguely anxious all day
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
vaguely anxious all day
every time i see this image a nuclear bomb gets dropped on Aster City
January 24, 2026 at 3:08 PM
every time i see this image a nuclear bomb gets dropped on Aster City
developing problematic kinks (beer inflation)
January 24, 2026 at 6:58 AM
developing problematic kinks (beer inflation)
i have been thinking about lrp nonstop since i first saw it
January 24, 2026 at 6:58 AM
i have been thinking about lrp nonstop since i first saw it