barstanski
@barstanski.bsky.social
here for neither a good time nor a long time
when the wizard said that there are precious few at ease with moral ambiguities he was most certainly NOT aware of miss kathy trudeau and her instagram stories
January 26, 2026 at 10:07 PM
when the wizard said that there are precious few at ease with moral ambiguities he was most certainly NOT aware of miss kathy trudeau and her instagram stories
a dairy farmer explaining his business plan at a job interview:
January 24, 2026 at 10:29 PM
a dairy farmer explaining his business plan at a job interview:
dom daddy mayor tell the weather it’s been a bad boy and call a snow day
January 23, 2026 at 6:23 PM
dom daddy mayor tell the weather it’s been a bad boy and call a snow day
finally my people can be freed from the sewage anchor of staten island
Big news: A state judge just struck down New York's 11th district, which is a GOP-heavy seat in Brooklyn & Staten Island.
Plaintiffs aligned with Democrats had sued to get the seat struck down for disenfranchising Black and Latino voters.
If upheld, could mean a new map + extra seat for Dems.
Plaintiffs aligned with Democrats had sued to get the seat struck down for disenfranchising Black and Latino voters.
If upheld, could mean a new map + extra seat for Dems.
January 21, 2026 at 10:48 PM
finally my people can be freed from the sewage anchor of staten island
august osage county but it’s the queer eye cast
January 20, 2026 at 10:38 PM
august osage county but it’s the queer eye cast
someone please deliver my missive to the following:
-JADE (most likely to do it and make it a Moment)
-the spice girls (get well soon, geri)
-charli xcx and troye sivan (#ally)
-tove lo & sg lewis (rain = cum)
-kylie minogue (seems insane that it has not happened already)
-sabrina carpenter (duh)
-JADE (most likely to do it and make it a Moment)
-the spice girls (get well soon, geri)
-charli xcx and troye sivan (#ally)
-tove lo & sg lewis (rain = cum)
-kylie minogue (seems insane that it has not happened already)
-sabrina carpenter (duh)
there not being more pop girl covers of it's raining men is homophobic to me on a cellular level
January 19, 2026 at 5:48 AM
someone please deliver my missive to the following:
-JADE (most likely to do it and make it a Moment)
-the spice girls (get well soon, geri)
-charli xcx and troye sivan (#ally)
-tove lo & sg lewis (rain = cum)
-kylie minogue (seems insane that it has not happened already)
-sabrina carpenter (duh)
-JADE (most likely to do it and make it a Moment)
-the spice girls (get well soon, geri)
-charli xcx and troye sivan (#ally)
-tove lo & sg lewis (rain = cum)
-kylie minogue (seems insane that it has not happened already)
-sabrina carpenter (duh)
alright, so how many of the things she said are we talking about here?
what do you mean all of them?!
what do you mean all of them?!
January 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM
alright, so how many of the things she said are we talking about here?
what do you mean all of them?!
what do you mean all of them?!
canada picked the correct winner two (maybe three) times and then clocked out for the rest of the shift
January 16, 2026 at 3:05 AM
canada picked the correct winner two (maybe three) times and then clocked out for the rest of the shift
what if the creator of the Nekci Menij Show saw a vision of 2026 and that’s why they disappeared
January 16, 2026 at 2:18 AM
what if the creator of the Nekci Menij Show saw a vision of 2026 and that’s why they disappeared
firmly believe that the day they shut down classic outlook is the day i discuss upping dosages with my psychiatrist
January 15, 2026 at 1:06 PM
firmly believe that the day they shut down classic outlook is the day i discuss upping dosages with my psychiatrist
Madame X…is a barber
January 13, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Madame X…is a barber
insane how the moment phoenix wright sits on a couch he becomes Slut Attorney
January 11, 2026 at 12:45 AM
insane how the moment phoenix wright sits on a couch he becomes Slut Attorney
madonna, queen of relatability:
January 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
madonna, queen of relatability:
make sure to watch uk vs the world this january!
the “look at me - not with your eyes, with theirs” emotional whiplash on Ariana’s face in wicked except it’s me seeing my favorite queens on the spoiler list for all stars/vs the world seasons and then reading how they place
January 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
make sure to watch uk vs the world this january!
rupaul charles it is january 2026... where is the ALBUM sir
January 3, 2026 at 1:08 AM
rupaul charles it is january 2026... where is the ALBUM sir
mamdani listing 4 minutes as one of his current favorite songs… i see you fellow hard candy defender!!
January 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
mamdani listing 4 minutes as one of his current favorite songs… i see you fellow hard candy defender!!
the energy i will be bringing into 2026 no i will not elaborate
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
the energy i will be bringing into 2026 no i will not elaborate
this is kind of our BRAT WINTER album when you think about it tbh
December 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
this is kind of our BRAT WINTER album when you think about it tbh
the city of chicago about roxie hart:
I am so angry that Erika Kirk becoming a full time showgirl before #his body is cold in the ground is such a camp concept. I'm angry because she's evil!
December 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
the city of chicago about roxie hart:
my sibling (nonbinary) clocked my tea and got me yu-gi-oh merch for christmas…
December 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
my sibling (nonbinary) clocked my tea and got me yu-gi-oh merch for christmas…
anyway the best albums of 2025 are as follows (v good year for music do not listen to naysayers):
December 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
anyway the best albums of 2025 are as follows (v good year for music do not listen to naysayers):
merry almost christmas to this gossiping diva
December 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
merry almost christmas to this gossiping diva
d train delayed again (non-sexual)
December 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
d train delayed again (non-sexual)
obama trying to make us believe he listens to the giver is unfortunately magnitudes more embarrassing than trump renaming the kennedy center :/
December 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
obama trying to make us believe he listens to the giver is unfortunately magnitudes more embarrassing than trump renaming the kennedy center :/
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the all time greatest me and who
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
the all time greatest me and who