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brian fart
@baronvonsavings.bsky.social
· Jul 11
you can give me very few dollars and i will make you art that’s not AI dookie. and you can rest easy knowing that i used the dollars to buy ice cream for my kid, or weed for myself. just DM me to get started!
mixing a few beers and a few weeds will have you saying shit like “these stale pita chips are saving my life rn.”
August 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
mixing a few beers and a few weeds will have you saying shit like “these stale pita chips are saving my life rn.”
this pic i did of trump gargling piss is almost ten years old, making it old enough for him to want to date
July 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
this pic i did of trump gargling piss is almost ten years old, making it old enough for him to want to date
we gave betty an old iphone connected to wifi and she uses it to text us like this
July 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
we gave betty an old iphone connected to wifi and she uses it to text us like this
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customs lately. send me a DM and I’ll draw your own for just a few bones!
July 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
customs lately. send me a DM and I’ll draw your own for just a few bones!
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it’s payday, and that means it’s time to throw me a few bones for me to create some cool custom art for you. you get to feel good for helping me, and we both get to feel good that AI is out of a job this time.
July 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
it’s payday, and that means it’s time to throw me a few bones for me to create some cool custom art for you. you get to feel good for helping me, and we both get to feel good that AI is out of a job this time.
our local library is doing a tiny canvas art show, so i made a lil watercolor collage called “head case” for it.
July 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
our local library is doing a tiny canvas art show, so i made a lil watercolor collage called “head case” for it.
work has been kicking my ass lately, but at least it will never, ever end.
July 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
work has been kicking my ass lately, but at least it will never, ever end.
when i got jacked off to completion during a sold out screening of “a bug’s life,” I guess you could say it was “a tug’s life.” true story!!
July 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
when i got jacked off to completion during a sold out screening of “a bug’s life,” I guess you could say it was “a tug’s life.” true story!!
(my opponent defeats me on the battlefield and i’m all out of breath) oh yeah…well suck my fuck pal….
July 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
(my opponent defeats me on the battlefield and i’m all out of breath) oh yeah…well suck my fuck pal….
customs lately. send me a DM and I’ll draw your own for just a few bones!
July 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
customs lately. send me a DM and I’ll draw your own for just a few bones!
it’s payday, and that means it’s time to throw me a few bones for me to create some cool custom art for you. you get to feel good for helping me, and we both get to feel good that AI is out of a job this time.
July 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
it’s payday, and that means it’s time to throw me a few bones for me to create some cool custom art for you. you get to feel good for helping me, and we both get to feel good that AI is out of a job this time.
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please enjoy this new painting of jordan peterson crying about chinese dicksucking factories
July 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
please enjoy this new painting of jordan peterson crying about chinese dicksucking factories
so how do you even go viral on this bluesky …be a freaking cloud or something?????
July 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
so how do you even go viral on this bluesky …be a freaking cloud or something?????
i am….very interested
July 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i am….very interested
welcome to helldude’s, home of the helldude can i take your order?
July 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
welcome to helldude’s, home of the helldude can i take your order?
it’s only wednesday:(
July 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
it’s only wednesday:(
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they keep going and going and going and going
July 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
they keep going and going and going and going
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you can give me very few dollars and i will make you art that’s not AI dookie. and you can rest easy knowing that i used the dollars to buy ice cream for my kid, or weed for myself. just DM me to get started!
July 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
you can give me very few dollars and i will make you art that’s not AI dookie. and you can rest easy knowing that i used the dollars to buy ice cream for my kid, or weed for myself. just DM me to get started!
when i get crossfaded on a work night
July 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
when i get crossfaded on a work night
(sorry in advance if you choose to keep reading)
(if rich the kid was actually a kid)
Pug Walk
Pug walk (Pug walk, pug, pug)
I don't even understand how my pug talks
(Woof? Grrr? Snort?)
Pick him up in a stroller, I don't let my pug walk
(Zoom, pull up in a doggy stroller)
(if rich the kid was actually a kid)
Pug Walk
Pug walk (Pug walk, pug, pug)
I don't even understand how my pug talks
(Woof? Grrr? Snort?)
Pick him up in a stroller, I don't let my pug walk
(Zoom, pull up in a doggy stroller)
July 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
(sorry in advance if you choose to keep reading)
(if rich the kid was actually a kid)
Pug Walk
Pug walk (Pug walk, pug, pug)
I don't even understand how my pug talks
(Woof? Grrr? Snort?)
Pick him up in a stroller, I don't let my pug walk
(Zoom, pull up in a doggy stroller)
(if rich the kid was actually a kid)
Pug Walk
Pug walk (Pug walk, pug, pug)
I don't even understand how my pug talks
(Woof? Grrr? Snort?)
Pick him up in a stroller, I don't let my pug walk
(Zoom, pull up in a doggy stroller)
before he died, i took care of my dad for almost twenty years because he was sick and brain damaged. it sucked, but was great for workshopping jokes because he couldn’t remember anyway.
July 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
before he died, i took care of my dad for almost twenty years because he was sick and brain damaged. it sucked, but was great for workshopping jokes because he couldn’t remember anyway.
don’t the bartman
July 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
don’t the bartman