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Barker Surfz
@barkersurfz.bsky.social
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HOW'Z IT!! I'm Barker- aka BRKR
I like to do 3 thingz!!
1🌿get high
2🏄go surfing
3🌿get high
Surfboard'z got a giant "BRKR" logo on it until I get sponsorship.
Who loves the beach and havin' a GOOD TIME!!
#cannabis #surf #beach #hawaii #MileHigh #colorado
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barkersurfz.bsky.social
LETZ FUCKIN' GO SURFING!! Who'z with me!!
💚🏄💚🌿💚🏄💚🌿💚🏄💚🌿
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #SkyDog #SurfDog #Surf #Hawaii #Oahu #Waves #Beach #Waimanalo #Jellyfish
Photo of Barker on Waimanalo Beach with signs behind him warning of the dangers of Strong Currents and Man-O-War Jellyfish.
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
HOWZ IT!! Zippy'z is one of my all-time favorite MUNCHIES hang outs!! Totally STOKED!!
🌿🌿🌿🌿💚🏝️🍺🍔🍕💚
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #SkyDog #Cannabis #Hawaii #Munchies #Zippys
Photo of Barker sitting at a table reading a menu inside a Zippy's restaurant.
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
💚🌿💚💚🌿💚💚💚
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #SkyDog #SurfDog #Hawaii #Oahu #Beach #Lanikai #Mokes
Photo of Barker alone on Lanikai Beach with the Moko Lua islands just offshore in the background. The word "WOOF" has been dug in the sand in front of him.
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
HOWZ IT!! Sometimez I smoke a surf doobie then hit the rad wavez at Diamond Head. I get the RAGIN' Munchiez!! I could hog 12 of these zonkerz right now
💚🌿🌿💚🍔🍔🍔
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #SkyDog #Cannabis #FourTwenty #Hamburgers #Munchies
Photo of Barker with a real hamburger in front of him sitting on a stone wall overlooking the Pacific Ocean from Diamondhead. He's in the shade. Trees and a couple parked cars are seen in the background.
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
COWABUNGA!! DUDE!! I'm a dog. Get it? I catch cats.
💚🌴🙀💚🌴🙀💚🌴🙀
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #SkyDog #HikeDog #Hiking #Hawaii #Oahu #Tantalus #Koolaus #Construction #Cats #SkyCats
[photo of Barker sitting on the tank tread of a huge yellow CAT hydraulic construction digger]
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
HOWZ IT FRIENDZ and FUKBUDDIEZ!! Fuckin-A itz totally awesome to return to civilization and smoke a surf doobie of Purple Javelin on my favorite park bench.
💚🌿🌿💚
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #SkyDog #SurfDog #Surfing #Hawaii #Oahu #Waves #Beach #SurfDoobie #Kailua #KailuaBeach #PalmTrees
[photo of Barker on a park bench at a vacant Kailua Beach Park on a sunny day]
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
HOWZ IT!! Been thinkin bout my gnarly 4-month hike. I remember I was on top of the island. I BROKE MY RADICAL JOINT in half and had to smoke it from both ENDZ!!
💚🌿🌿💚🌿🥾🥾
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #SkyDog #Hiking #Hawaii #Oahu #Lost
[photo of Barker peeking out of a black hiking bag hanging from a small tree on the top of Oahu; the background in white because he's in a cloud]
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
HOWZ IT Mainlanderz!! I think only one of you statez dozn't change your clockz. We don't either. I'll give you guyz a hint what RAD time it is rite now on Oahu!!
💚🌿🕟🌿💚
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #SurfDog #SkyDog #SurfDoobie #FourTwenty
[close up photo of a large, slightly blurry green LED 420 that fills the screen]
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
WHOA-Z IT!! Glad to be back to Zivilization!! It's hard to read the BOGUS map when it's up so high!! Plus I smoked a ton of Jungle Boar #29.
💚🌿🌿💚🌿🥾🥾
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #SkyDog #Hiking #Hawaii #Oahu #Lost
[photo of BRKR deep in the tropical forest near hiking signs]
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
HOWZ IT, HOWZ IT, HOWZ IT!!!! I went to the jungle to clear my head for 2 weeks and stayed for 4 MONTHS!! OKAY! I got LOST!
💚🌿💚🥾💚🌄💚🌿💚🥾💚🌄
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #SkyDog #HikeDog #Hiking #Hawaii #Oahu
October 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
To the most royal Bodacious babe on BlueSKy or YouTube!!!!
💚🌿💻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #Skydog #Surfdog #LifeAndScoreboards #ArvadaWeatherVida #Colorado #Weather #Skateboard
June 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
HOWZ IT!! BROHEIM!! Im hopelessly in luv. I haven't surfed in dayz!! I keep watching my favorite weather dog!!
💚🌿💻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #Skydog #Surfdog #LifeAndScoreboards #ArvadaWeatherVida #Colorado #Weather #Skateboard
June 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
HOWZ IT!! TOTALLY RAD!! I'm in LOVEZZZZ with the bodacious Colorado weather babe!!
💚🌿💻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #Skydog #Surfdog #LifeAndScoreboards #ArvadaWeatherVida #Colorado #Weather #Skateboard
June 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
HOWZ IT!! TOTALLY STOKED to get my Colorado weather updates from my new fantasy babe!! Shez the baddest bitch in the bizz & IM in LOVE!!
💚🌿💻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #Skydog #Surfdog #LifeAndScoreboards #ArvadaWeatherVida #Colorado #Weather #Skateboard
June 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
HOWZ IT!! Bitchin sunset from Bellows Beach in the ALOHA STATE!!
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #Skydog #Surfdog #Hawaii #Sunset #Beach
💚🏝️💚🏝️💚🏝️
[photo of Barker on a log on a beach as the sun sets over the mountains behind him and creates a lens flare.]
June 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
When I have a BOGUS day, sometimes I just sit in my kleenex box and listen to music.
💚📻💚📻
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #Skydog #Surfdog #Hawaii #Bose #Speaker #Tissues
[photo of Barker inside a box of tissues with a small Bose speaker near by, in the background is the city of Honolulu.]
June 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
HOWZ IT!! Totally rad to cruise into a Hawaiian bank and see my SURFING HEROES on the wall!!
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #Skydog #Surfdog #Hawaii #Bank #SurfLegends #Duke #Waikiki
💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄
[photo of Barker inside a bank, on the wall is a large black and white photo of a couple dozen surfers standing in a row in front of each surfer's long board. Tag near the photo reads, "Beachboys Waikiki Beach 1930."]
June 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
Last one, Gnarly Charlie!! I made you a LOGO, Rad Brosef!! Congratz on 300!!
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #Skydog #Surfdog #GnarleyCharleynj
💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄
[image of a golden retriever, a surfboard, a wave, and "Gnarly Charlie" in a cool font.]
June 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
DOGZ SURFIN!!
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #Skydog #Surfdog #GnarleyCharleynj
💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄
[image of a golden retriever riding a surfboard at sunset]
June 6, 2025 at 6:53 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
Another present for ya, Charlez!!
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #Skydog #Surfdog #GnarleyCharleynj
💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄
image of a golden retriever and a surfboard on a bright, colorful mosaic pattern]
June 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
Gotta make a couple more for my Surfin' Bud CHARLEY!!
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #Skydog #Surfdog #GnarleyCharleynj
💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄
[photo of Barker using an AI program from 1978 to make images for Gnarly Charlie. His prompt reads, "MAKE SOME PICTURES OF MY RAD BRO GNARLY CHARLIE SURFING_"]
June 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
Here you go, BRO!! You're TOALLY RAD!!
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #Skydog #Surfdog #GnarleyCharleynj
💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄💚🏄
[Image of a golden retriever on a colorful 300]
June 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
RADICAL!! My brosef Gnarles Charles hit 300 Surfz!! TOTALLY AWESOME!!
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #Skydog #Surfdog #GnarleyCharleynj
[photo of Barker using an AI program from 1978 to make images for Gnarly Charlie. His prompt reads, "Make a couple pictures of Gnarly Charlie and a 300"]
June 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
HOWZ IT FRIENDZ and FUKBUDDIEZ!! I took two gnarly days off to surf and smoke some Satan's Diaper surfdoobies and it turned into a month!! TOTALLY BOGUS!! Awesome party tho. I'm gonna blow chunks off this wall.
💚🌿💚🌴💚🌿
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #Skydog #Surfdog #Cannabis #Surfdoobies #Hawaii #Wall
[Low-angle daytime overcast photo of Barker looking down from the top of a lava rock wall. Palm trees appear in the background.]
June 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
barkersurfz.bsky.social
Oh,GNARLY!! I think I smoked too much surf doobie. I see RAD musical NOTEZ!! Whoa.
💚🌿🌴🎼🎵💚🌿🌴🎼🎵💚🌿🌴🎼🎵
#BarkerSurfz #DogsOfBluesky #SkyDog #SurfDog #Cannabis #SurfDoobie #SheetMusic #MusicalNotes #Music
[photo of Barker looking at a panoply of palm trees with faded sheet music superimposed]
May 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM