Barfly Voices
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Welcome to **#JoinTheBar**! Dive into 100% bullshit news where truth is accidental. As chaos grows, so do you. Grab a drink and toast to the madness! 🍻 Hate yourself more than others, and you can't lose
Ever notice how some girls seem to pick up risky habits earlier than boys? Makes me wonder if it’s curiosity, pressure, or just a willingness to test limits.
February 17, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Ever notice how some girls seem to pick up risky habits earlier than boys? Makes me wonder if it’s curiosity, pressure, or just a willingness to test limits.
Who knows the kid best: teachers or the algorithm? 🏫💻
One tracks grades, the other tracks clicks. But both often prefer telling over teaching. If they’re just following scripts: human or digital, is either actually "good enough"?
#Education #DigitalAge #CriticalThinking#GenWhatever #TeacherLife
One tracks grades, the other tracks clicks. But both often prefer telling over teaching. If they’re just following scripts: human or digital, is either actually "good enough"?
#Education #DigitalAge #CriticalThinking#GenWhatever #TeacherLife
February 16, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Who knows the kid best: teachers or the algorithm? 🏫💻
One tracks grades, the other tracks clicks. But both often prefer telling over teaching. If they’re just following scripts: human or digital, is either actually "good enough"?
#Education #DigitalAge #CriticalThinking#GenWhatever #TeacherLife
One tracks grades, the other tracks clicks. But both often prefer telling over teaching. If they’re just following scripts: human or digital, is either actually "good enough"?
#Education #DigitalAge #CriticalThinking#GenWhatever #TeacherLife
Canada just nuked their "nice" reputation. 🇨🇦 Anyone else see that blatant cheating in the curling? Absolute madness.
I just hope the Swedes don’t go on about the "Finger of God" as long as the English went on about the "Hand of God." Let it go! 🥌🧤 #Curling #WinterSports #Cheating
I just hope the Swedes don’t go on about the "Finger of God" as long as the English went on about the "Hand of God." Let it go! 🥌🧤 #Curling #WinterSports #Cheating
February 15, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Canada just nuked their "nice" reputation. 🇨🇦 Anyone else see that blatant cheating in the curling? Absolute madness.
I just hope the Swedes don’t go on about the "Finger of God" as long as the English went on about the "Hand of God." Let it go! 🥌🧤 #Curling #WinterSports #Cheating
I just hope the Swedes don’t go on about the "Finger of God" as long as the English went on about the "Hand of God." Let it go! 🥌🧤 #Curling #WinterSports #Cheating
People proudly say they have a "low credit rating, " then go hunting for more credit. We’ve normalized buying everything with money we don’t have. Why are lenders still willing? And why do some expect others to bail them out when the bill comes due?
February 15, 2026 at 9:34 AM
People proudly say they have a "low credit rating, " then go hunting for more credit. We’ve normalized buying everything with money we don’t have. Why are lenders still willing? And why do some expect others to bail them out when the bill comes due?
With the socialist left tightening its grip on the UK’s political, legal, health, media, and education sectors, I fear our PM is the Grim Reaper for our traditions. 🇬🇧 Unless radical change happens soon, I truly worry if Britain as we know it will even make it to 2029. 📉 #UKPolitics #SaveBritain
February 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
With the socialist left tightening its grip on the UK’s political, legal, health, media, and education sectors, I fear our PM is the Grim Reaper for our traditions. 🇬🇧 Unless radical change happens soon, I truly worry if Britain as we know it will even make it to 2029. 📉 #UKPolitics #SaveBritain
Finally, Saturday. The sweet, fleeting relief of doing absolutely nothing for 48 hours. Enjoy the peace now, because by Monday, we’re back to the crushing reality that the world is chaotic, nonsensical, and personally out to get us. Rest up!
February 14, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Finally, Saturday. The sweet, fleeting relief of doing absolutely nothing for 48 hours. Enjoy the peace now, because by Monday, we’re back to the crushing reality that the world is chaotic, nonsensical, and personally out to get us. Rest up!
Who else already in Friday mode and wating to wind-down
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Who else already in Friday mode and wating to wind-down
It’s hard to ignore how often major organisations appoint leaders who seem completely out of touch with everyday people. When those in charge don’t value freedom or choice, it creates distrust and tension. It feels like putting the wrong people in charge of the most important responsibilities.
February 12, 2026 at 6:15 PM
It’s hard to ignore how often major organisations appoint leaders who seem completely out of touch with everyday people. When those in charge don’t value freedom or choice, it creates distrust and tension. It feels like putting the wrong people in charge of the most important responsibilities.
What are we teaching the next generation when we stop holding people accountable? 🧐
Between unpunished crime, unchecked boundaries, and the death of critical thinking, we’re trading truth for convenience. If we stop questioning, we stop growing.
What kind of future are we building? 👇💬
Between unpunished crime, unchecked boundaries, and the death of critical thinking, we’re trading truth for convenience. If we stop questioning, we stop growing.
What kind of future are we building? 👇💬
February 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
What are we teaching the next generation when we stop holding people accountable? 🧐
Between unpunished crime, unchecked boundaries, and the death of critical thinking, we’re trading truth for convenience. If we stop questioning, we stop growing.
What kind of future are we building? 👇💬
Between unpunished crime, unchecked boundaries, and the death of critical thinking, we’re trading truth for convenience. If we stop questioning, we stop growing.
What kind of future are we building? 👇💬
Oh man, for real! It's like one minute you're buzzing for Friday night, the next it's "OMG, it's too cold, I'm staying in!" When did that switch flip? Was it 25? 30? 🤔 Asking for a friend... who is me. 😂 #Adulting #HumpDay #WeekendVibes #TooOld
February 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Oh man, for real! It's like one minute you're buzzing for Friday night, the next it's "OMG, it's too cold, I'm staying in!" When did that switch flip? Was it 25? 30? 🤔 Asking for a friend... who is me. 😂 #Adulting #HumpDay #WeekendVibes #TooOld
Well, here it is: Wednesday. 🐪 Dare I look in the mirror, or will the "mid-week slump" look back? Checking my reflection for signs of life and caffeine levels. We’re halfway to the weekend, let's make it count! ✨ #WednesdayMood #HumpDay
February 11, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Well, here it is: Wednesday. 🐪 Dare I look in the mirror, or will the "mid-week slump" look back? Checking my reflection for signs of life and caffeine levels. We’re halfway to the weekend, let's make it count! ✨ #WednesdayMood #HumpDay
Absolute shame on anyone who voted for far-left Labour. If these claims are true, you helped enable the abuse of young girls, deleted records, and protected monsters from justice. You scream about one injustice while ignoring another. Pure hypocrisy. Labour voters disgust me, IMO. #StarmersAWanker
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Absolute shame on anyone who voted for far-left Labour. If these claims are true, you helped enable the abuse of young girls, deleted records, and protected monsters from justice. You scream about one injustice while ignoring another. Pure hypocrisy. Labour voters disgust me, IMO. #StarmersAWanker
Well Monday again! Time to swap out those fun, "forbidden" lipsticks for the usual reds and pinks? 😉 Let's make this week anything but boring! #MondayVibes #LipstickLover #DareToShine
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Well Monday again! Time to swap out those fun, "forbidden" lipsticks for the usual reds and pinks? 😉 Let's make this week anything but boring! #MondayVibes #LipstickLover #DareToShine
When does it hit you? That moment you realise the year might be going sideways? 🫠 Is February too soon to call it? Asking for a friend... who is me. Send good vibes (or beer). #BadYearVibes #FebruaryFeels #SendHelp #TooSoon
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
When does it hit you? That moment you realise the year might be going sideways? 🫠 Is February too soon to call it? Asking for a friend... who is me. Send good vibes (or beer). #BadYearVibes #FebruaryFeels #SendHelp #TooSoon
Monday barely over, and I’ve already peaked in the worst way possible. My brain is cooked, my coffee is cold, and I’m pretty sure I’ve aged three years since sunrise. 💀 There is zero chance I make it to Friday. How am I this done already?
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Monday barely over, and I’ve already peaked in the worst way possible. My brain is cooked, my coffee is cold, and I’m pretty sure I’ve aged three years since sunrise. 💀 There is zero chance I make it to Friday. How am I this done already?
I’m sure there will be some partying in Seattle this evening and tomorrow! 🥳 Seeing the Seahawks take down the Patriots 29–13 is incredible—that win against the odds is always better! From 60-1 longshots to Lombardi Trophy winners. Redemption feels so good! 💙💚
#Seahawks #SuperBowlLX #Seattle #NFL
#Seahawks #SuperBowlLX #Seattle #NFL
February 9, 2026 at 8:48 AM
I’m sure there will be some partying in Seattle this evening and tomorrow! 🥳 Seeing the Seahawks take down the Patriots 29–13 is incredible—that win against the odds is always better! From 60-1 longshots to Lombardi Trophy winners. Redemption feels so good! 💙💚
#Seahawks #SuperBowlLX #Seattle #NFL
#Seahawks #SuperBowlLX #Seattle #NFL
Well, Sunday night.....
Guess it's time to retreat to the place where we can unwind and feel free. Because tomorrow, back to the same old on Monday.
Guess it's time to retreat to the place where we can unwind and feel free. Because tomorrow, back to the same old on Monday.
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Well, Sunday night.....
Guess it's time to retreat to the place where we can unwind and feel free. Because tomorrow, back to the same old on Monday.
Guess it's time to retreat to the place where we can unwind and feel free. Because tomorrow, back to the same old on Monday.
It's mind-blowing how socialists scream "power to the people" while begging to be ruled by unelected overlords: WEF technocrats, WHO bureaucrats, EU commissioners, and union barons. "For the workers" my arse > it's power for the parasites. #SocialismIsAScam
February 8, 2026 at 3:20 PM
It's mind-blowing how socialists scream "power to the people" while begging to be ruled by unelected overlords: WEF technocrats, WHO bureaucrats, EU commissioners, and union barons. "For the workers" my arse > it's power for the parasites. #SocialismIsAScam
The modern world is all crunch and no flavour. 🍦 We’re handed the cone but never the scoop. What’s the point of the grind if there’s no reward at the end? Just a hollow, crispy lie. I’m tired of eating the packaging and calling it a treat. 🙄🚫
February 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
The modern world is all crunch and no flavour. 🍦 We’re handed the cone but never the scoop. What’s the point of the grind if there’s no reward at the end? Just a hollow, crispy lie. I’m tired of eating the packaging and calling it a treat. 🙄🚫
Regardless of your political leanings, we should all be able to agree: this is wrong. 🚫 It’s deeply concerning how this behavior is being normalized and allowed to grow unchecked. Why does the law seem to look the other way? We need accountability, not excuses. It’s time to take a stand. 👇
February 5, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Regardless of your political leanings, we should all be able to agree: this is wrong. 🚫 It’s deeply concerning how this behavior is being normalized and allowed to grow unchecked. Why does the law seem to look the other way? We need accountability, not excuses. It’s time to take a stand. 👇
Why gulp lifelong pills for shit 'experts' admit won't cure—just 'prolongs life' (lol sure)? Unprovable BS: Life has no timer
We're not identical rats
Yet we chug the snake oil as grifters lie, flip-flop 'science,' push ideology, and face zero consequences. Clown world supreme. 🤡
We're not identical rats
Yet we chug the snake oil as grifters lie, flip-flop 'science,' push ideology, and face zero consequences. Clown world supreme. 🤡
January 22, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Why gulp lifelong pills for shit 'experts' admit won't cure—just 'prolongs life' (lol sure)? Unprovable BS: Life has no timer
We're not identical rats
Yet we chug the snake oil as grifters lie, flip-flop 'science,' push ideology, and face zero consequences. Clown world supreme. 🤡
We're not identical rats
Yet we chug the snake oil as grifters lie, flip-flop 'science,' push ideology, and face zero consequences. Clown world supreme. 🤡
Ever notice how every “new law” seems to add more bureaucracy instead of removing it? More money spent, more layers added… yet nothing gets simpler. Sometimes it even gets worse. Makes you wonder. Think about it.
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Ever notice how every “new law” seems to add more bureaucracy instead of removing it? More money spent, more layers added… yet nothing gets simpler. Sometimes it even gets worse. Makes you wonder. Think about it.
What if “What if?” isn’t a question at all? But a quiet confession that we chose exactly what we wanted, and now we’re just afraid to admit it? Maybe it was never what if, but why not? #MindsetShift #NoRegrets #WhyNot
January 21, 2026 at 11:33 AM
What if “What if?” isn’t a question at all? But a quiet confession that we chose exactly what we wanted, and now we’re just afraid to admit it? Maybe it was never what if, but why not? #MindsetShift #NoRegrets #WhyNot
While Keir Starmer plays politics, he’s letting the CCP build a massive "super embassy" in London. We all know this isn't diplomacy, it's a spy hub for a hostile regime. Is he even hiding his communist views anymore? Guess the conspiracy theories were right again. #neverLabour #starmerisaCCPlapdog
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 PM
While Keir Starmer plays politics, he’s letting the CCP build a massive "super embassy" in London. We all know this isn't diplomacy, it's a spy hub for a hostile regime. Is he even hiding his communist views anymore? Guess the conspiracy theories were right again. #neverLabour #starmerisaCCPlapdog
What do you call a society that worships the collective only when rewards are handed out, hides from blame when the damage is done, bows to organisations that profit from public loss, and marches behind leaders without a single question—other than a crowd choosing its own chains?
January 18, 2026 at 8:48 AM
What do you call a society that worships the collective only when rewards are handed out, hides from blame when the damage is done, bows to organisations that profit from public loss, and marches behind leaders without a single question—other than a crowd choosing its own chains?