Barelysarcasm
@barelysarcasm.bsky.social
Resident muppet and popular curmudgeon.
🎵Hamster on a Piano🎵
May 4, 2025 at 8:15 AM
🎵Hamster on a Piano🎵
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This might be the platform to alert everyone you can watch ANOTHER YETI A LOVE STORY - LIFE ON THE STREETS
For free on TUBI! tubitv.com/movies/39919...
For free on TUBI! tubitv.com/movies/39919...
Another Yeti a Love Story: Life on the Street (2017)
A single father of a yeti baby is dragged into the seedy underbelly of LA when his child is kidnapped by an Evil Pimp. With the help of a yeti prostitute and a sexy stripper, he must fight the forces ...
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March 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
This might be the platform to alert everyone you can watch ANOTHER YETI A LOVE STORY - LIFE ON THE STREETS
For free on TUBI! tubitv.com/movies/39919...
For free on TUBI! tubitv.com/movies/39919...
Caught a glance of myself in the mirror and said out loud “I’m decent looking, considering my proclivities.”
So that’s how my day started and you’re welcome.
So that’s how my day started and you’re welcome.
March 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Caught a glance of myself in the mirror and said out loud “I’m decent looking, considering my proclivities.”
So that’s how my day started and you’re welcome.
So that’s how my day started and you’re welcome.
This might be the platform to alert everyone you can watch ANOTHER YETI A LOVE STORY - LIFE ON THE STREETS
For free on TUBI! tubitv.com/movies/39919...
For free on TUBI! tubitv.com/movies/39919...
Another Yeti a Love Story: Life on the Street (2017)
A single father of a yeti baby is dragged into the seedy underbelly of LA when his child is kidnapped by an Evil Pimp. With the help of a yeti prostitute and a sexy stripper, he must fight the forces ...
tubitv.com
March 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
This might be the platform to alert everyone you can watch ANOTHER YETI A LOVE STORY - LIFE ON THE STREETS
For free on TUBI! tubitv.com/movies/39919...
For free on TUBI! tubitv.com/movies/39919...
Shout out to the golden human that told Arby’s to stay open one more minute so I could get my meal. With a tear in my eye I thank you.
March 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Shout out to the golden human that told Arby’s to stay open one more minute so I could get my meal. With a tear in my eye I thank you.
I used to love when my ex-partner was sleeping because then I had time for myself.
Now I wake up and I’m like “I gotta buy and make bacon because [my new partner] said she wanted bacon in passing last night.”
And then I wait for her to wake up because the cat is cuddling her.
#happy
Now I wake up and I’m like “I gotta buy and make bacon because [my new partner] said she wanted bacon in passing last night.”
And then I wait for her to wake up because the cat is cuddling her.
#happy
January 26, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I used to love when my ex-partner was sleeping because then I had time for myself.
Now I wake up and I’m like “I gotta buy and make bacon because [my new partner] said she wanted bacon in passing last night.”
And then I wait for her to wake up because the cat is cuddling her.
#happy
Now I wake up and I’m like “I gotta buy and make bacon because [my new partner] said she wanted bacon in passing last night.”
And then I wait for her to wake up because the cat is cuddling her.
#happy
Kenny Kenny Kenny
January 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Kenny Kenny Kenny
My cat is so ADHD that she farted while on my lap, then reacted to the fart and ran away in shame.
Two minutes later she jumped back on my lap and smelled her own fart and then glared at me like it was my fault.
Someone has gotta tell her but it won’t be me.
Two minutes later she jumped back on my lap and smelled her own fart and then glared at me like it was my fault.
Someone has gotta tell her but it won’t be me.
January 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
My cat is so ADHD that she farted while on my lap, then reacted to the fart and ran away in shame.
Two minutes later she jumped back on my lap and smelled her own fart and then glared at me like it was my fault.
Someone has gotta tell her but it won’t be me.
Two minutes later she jumped back on my lap and smelled her own fart and then glared at me like it was my fault.
Someone has gotta tell her but it won’t be me.
I feel like I did all I could this year. Can you please send me a fist full of melatonin, a bottle of wine, and really good cheese steak.
If you meet my demands I will try again tomorrow.
If you meet my demands I will try again tomorrow.
January 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I feel like I did all I could this year. Can you please send me a fist full of melatonin, a bottle of wine, and really good cheese steak.
If you meet my demands I will try again tomorrow.
If you meet my demands I will try again tomorrow.
How did the Utah Hockey Club not just call themselves the UTAH SLIZZ?
I mean the blizz is one thing but think about it… THE SLIZZ!
I mean the blizz is one thing but think about it… THE SLIZZ!
January 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
How did the Utah Hockey Club not just call themselves the UTAH SLIZZ?
I mean the blizz is one thing but think about it… THE SLIZZ!
I mean the blizz is one thing but think about it… THE SLIZZ!
I don’t know why more people don’t whistle on long flights. Everyone in my row and the rows around me keep telling me they “love being kept awake” and I’m “not bothering anyone”.
January 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I don’t know why more people don’t whistle on long flights. Everyone in my row and the rows around me keep telling me they “love being kept awake” and I’m “not bothering anyone”.
You can’t fart on a water slide if you don’t get on the water slide.
January 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You can’t fart on a water slide if you don’t get on the water slide.
Anybody want a peanut?
December 26, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Anybody want a peanut?
Anyone else happy despite tragedies that have turned their lives upside down?
I’m on the other side like “Psssshht. You missed. I’m still standing.”
I’m on the other side like “Psssshht. You missed. I’m still standing.”
December 12, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Anyone else happy despite tragedies that have turned their lives upside down?
I’m on the other side like “Psssshht. You missed. I’m still standing.”
I’m on the other side like “Psssshht. You missed. I’m still standing.”
December 6, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Well here is my contribution to @bsky.app - my beautiful cat loafed so hard she had a dangle paw. Thank you to Adrian for making this platform viable.
December 4, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Well here is my contribution to @bsky.app - my beautiful cat loafed so hard she had a dangle paw. Thank you to Adrian for making this platform viable.
If anyone is curious, I’m a film and TV writer and I really enjoy wrestling and music and sports.
This is a public service announcement for all of you who want to know what I’m about.
Also my cat, Adrian. She is what I love most.
*my cat got on my phone and posted this but it’s cute so...
This is a public service announcement for all of you who want to know what I’m about.
Also my cat, Adrian. She is what I love most.
*my cat got on my phone and posted this but it’s cute so...
December 4, 2024 at 1:47 AM
If anyone is curious, I’m a film and TV writer and I really enjoy wrestling and music and sports.
This is a public service announcement for all of you who want to know what I’m about.
Also my cat, Adrian. She is what I love most.
*my cat got on my phone and posted this but it’s cute so...
This is a public service announcement for all of you who want to know what I’m about.
Also my cat, Adrian. She is what I love most.
*my cat got on my phone and posted this but it’s cute so...
Reposted by Barelysarcasm
Oh mylanta. Bluesky is the same.
Can anyone just review A ROYAL CORGI CHRISTMAS?
Can anyone just review A ROYAL CORGI CHRISTMAS?
November 28, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Oh mylanta. Bluesky is the same.
Can anyone just review A ROYAL CORGI CHRISTMAS?
Can anyone just review A ROYAL CORGI CHRISTMAS?
Just heard a sound outside. Concerned about the amount of local Bigfoots.
November 28, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Just heard a sound outside. Concerned about the amount of local Bigfoots.
Does it get later earlier now? (Read this as many times as you need to. It’s an insane sentence and we have all thought it.)
November 28, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Does it get later earlier now? (Read this as many times as you need to. It’s an insane sentence and we have all thought it.)