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Bardock Lives
@bardockarts.bsky.social
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Transformers, Discworld, and Pokémon enthusiast! Former DC comics buff. Enterprising author & artist! 18+, expect NSFW.

LegendaryBard on Ao3, bardockarts on tumblr!

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Bardock Lives @bardockarts.bsky.social · Aug 16
I want to apologize for being SO INCREDIBLY INACTIVE lately… i have a new full time job, three RP partners, six foster kittens, and a crippling need to finish Baldur’s Gate 3…

I will try to deliver more sketches soon~ thank you to those who like everything I make! I see you and appreciate you!
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[Pokemon AU] Enjoy a #Shockblurr AU. Blurr is a prized starter Inteleon, and Shockwave is a decrepit old Hisuian Zoroark, half-dead and hating humanity… they’re both in the Field Egg group, though! So why not make an egg? ;]

(I am not dead, I’ve just been playing a lot of Legends Z-A.)
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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[priest/demon au] nun of your business #Shockblurr
October 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Thick Fat is Where It’s At #Shockblurr

(Longarm belly, thighs, and *you-know-what* below)
September 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Hugging your short BF #Shockblurr #ShatteredGlass
September 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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More kibbity blurr doodles #Shockblurr
September 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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[fake warrior cats au] Them thangs aren’t for you Shockwave #Shockblurr
September 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Sorry for posting shockblurr cats it will happen again
September 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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[continued knockoff warrior cats au] Not so submissive but very breedable as it turns out #Shockblurr
September 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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More kitty #Shockblurr AU. Blurr’s poor old owner passed away, leaving him alone… Longarm has to convince him to leave his own sentiments behind.
September 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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#Shockblurr warrior cats au… i have a vision
September 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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pokepals #Shockblurr
Longarm and Blurr depicted as Pokémon. Longarm is a noticeably short Golurk, and Blurr is a lanky Inteleon. They are holding hands and look happy.
September 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I am SICK so I am staying home from work tomorrow to write DEGENERATE SHOCKBLURR CONTENT

KINK SUGGESTIONS … ?
September 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Shattered glass Shockblurr meets regular Shockblurr… #Shockblurr
August 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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In the vamp/werewolf RP I’m doing, Blurr (in wolf form) gets trapped by a hunting group Longarm is infiltrating— Longarm manages to sneak him out, though they’re caught and Blurr is questioned for being naked. Blurr thinks quickly. Longarm wants to die of embarrassment. #Shockblurr #Valveplug #NSFW
August 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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[ Shockblurr Vampire / Werewolf AU] Displaced sexual aggression after a feeding #Shockblurr #Valveplug #NSFW
Human versions of Blurr and Longarm from TFA. Both are nude. Blurr is scrawny and scruffy with slicked back hair, Longarm is pudgy and sports a third eye. The first image Longarm has just finished drinking from his neck; he smiles softly. Blurr looks sleepy and rapturous. In the next image, Blurr sits up, penis highly erect. In the last image, he is violently humping a cushion and biting another pillow. Longarm looks visibly distressed at the defilement of his couch.
August 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Hear me out: what if he had antlers as part of his disguise
#Shockblurr
August 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Warframe blurrcentaur flirting with a chubby little dragontaur Longarm. I’ve always loved Longarm being headcanoned as fat. #Shockblurr
Longarm, a chubby soft body centaur with the animal half being a dragon, is laying down and glancing up slightly. Blurr, an enormous centaur- animal half a horse- is smiling at him and leaning over to pet his helm. Blurr is noticeably much larger than Longarm.
August 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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to my followers: what’s a shockblurr au you really love? 💙💜
August 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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I want to apologize for being SO INCREDIBLY INACTIVE lately… i have a new full time job, three RP partners, six foster kittens, and a crippling need to finish Baldur’s Gate 3…

I will try to deliver more sketches soon~ thank you to those who like everything I make! I see you and appreciate you!
August 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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As promised some time ago, some centaurblurrs. And one nagawave… #Shockblurr [nudity tag is for boobs]
Four doodles of centaur Blurr. In the upper left, Shockwave looks both interested and a little sweaty as he says, “I wanna try, nagas don’t have milk…” Blurr, who has visible breasts [presumably grown during pregnancy for breastfeeding] looks offended, and replies, “it’s for your foals, you baby.” In the upper right, he is reaching for an object while his horse half is laying down. Bottom left is Blurr rearing and wearing heavy-looking armor; it’s labeled “warhorse”. The bottom right is a large shot of centaur Blurr looking determined with clenched fists.
August 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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have a lot of centaur Blurr that will be posted later
August 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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[Dragon AU] Older sketch. Shockwave dragon licking the valve of a food-stuffed prince blurr. He is such a lazy lizard… #Shockblurr #Valveplug #NSFW
Shockwave, a dragon, curls around Blurr, who appears as his TFA appearance. He is licking Blurr’s valve. Blurr is moaning and has his chin tilted up so you can’t see his face. Shockwave looks content.
August 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Shockwave gets stuck in a doorframe; meanwhile, Blurr doesn't help at all. New #Shockblurr fic! #NSFW #Valveplug

archiveofourown.org/works/67973956
July 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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[superhero au] superhero #shockblurr… I don’t usually draw softbody but this was the PERFECT concept for it. So much potential with this AU — socialite x police chief, vigilante x vigilante, and everything in between…
TFA Blurr in softbody. He is dressed well, in business casual attire and heels. Next to him is another Blurr, looking inch more like his TFA self (not softbody). He is running to one side and looking heroic, a trail of speed behind him. A caption reads “by day, wealthy socialite blurr… at night, the super-speed spy: Zippy!” Longarm Prime from TFA in softbody, wearing the uniform of a police chief. To another side, it depicts a hunched and menacing Shockwave holding what appears to be a bloody corpse. A caption reads “Cool & collected police chief Longarm Prime… the demented scientist, Shockwave…” Softbody Blurr and softbody Longarm seemingly attending some gala or event. Blurr, looking embarrassed, holds a glass of champagne and leans against the balcony. Longarm is smiling crookedly at him. Blurr says “ah, commissioner— you must be soliciting donations”. Longarm replies, jokingly, “I’m not allowed to want to talk to you?”
July 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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[dragon au] idiot’s pinfeathers #Blurr #Transformers
Blurr from TFA as a dragon. His normally fluffy feathery hide is all poky pinfeathers.
July 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM