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First abortion of the year 🖇. Simon lost his licence drink driving so we have to take the train 🙄
January 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
First abortion of the year 🖇. Simon lost his licence drink driving so we have to take the train 🙄
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Gays will go to med school and find a cure for dementia just to hear Wendy Williams‘ thoughts on Luigi Mangione
December 21, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Gays will go to med school and find a cure for dementia just to hear Wendy Williams‘ thoughts on Luigi Mangione
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New year, same me cuz im perfect
January 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
New year, same me cuz im perfect
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Whatever happened to that plane that just disappeared like?????
December 30, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Whatever happened to that plane that just disappeared like?????
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The T in T-Shirt stands for Trans 🏳️⚧️
January 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The T in T-Shirt stands for Trans 🏳️⚧️
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S(he) S(hits) (Her)self
January 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
S(he) S(hits) (Her)self
can he touch me next
January 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
can he touch me next
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Can i be the first one to get some robot dick
January 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Can i be the first one to get some robot dick
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me showing up to dinner on Christmas just to get free food and suck my uncles dick after two glasses of wine
December 25, 2024 at 10:51 PM
me showing up to dinner on Christmas just to get free food and suck my uncles dick after two glasses of wine
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Guy who stole my last French fry asking why I didn’t buy more
December 24, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Guy who stole my last French fry asking why I didn’t buy more
romantic
Warm thick bodies
truly he has touched us all
December 15, 2024 at 5:02 PM
romantic
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Campbell’s witty response to this homophobe makes me want to enjoy some of their delicious chicken noodle soup right now! 🍜 🏳️🌈
December 15, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Campbell’s witty response to this homophobe makes me want to enjoy some of their delicious chicken noodle soup right now! 🍜 🏳️🌈
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He’s definitely not going to outlive his second term.
December 14, 2024 at 4:43 PM
He’s definitely not going to outlive his second term.
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What’s the legal blood alchol level that will get me out of my vehicular manslaughter charges?
December 14, 2024 at 8:04 AM
What’s the legal blood alchol level that will get me out of my vehicular manslaughter charges?
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That because Katy Perry's latest album was worse than murder
December 13, 2024 at 9:36 PM
That because Katy Perry's latest album was worse than murder
guys i love all my followed democrat all republican because we have proven that we can can all hate nigel farrage
December 7, 2024 at 11:51 AM
guys i love all my followed democrat all republican because we have proven that we can can all hate nigel farrage
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UnitedHealthcare CEO gunman lookalike contest in my room 9pm tonight
NYPD has released photos of the alleged gunman who killed the UnitedHealthcare CEO, Brian Thompson.
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 PM
UnitedHealthcare CEO gunman lookalike contest in my room 9pm tonight
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Do females in a coma still get their periods, or does it stop until they wake up?
December 4, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Do females in a coma still get their periods, or does it stop until they wake up?
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When they said "eat the rich" they meant my pussy.
December 3, 2024 at 7:02 PM
When they said "eat the rich" they meant my pussy.
guys so when was it illegal to break the law?? #stantwitter #confused
December 4, 2024 at 6:09 PM
guys so when was it illegal to break the law?? #stantwitter #confused
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Hate it when I accidentally take a double dose of my adhd meds and end up fingering myself for 8 hours straight 😖
December 3, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Hate it when I accidentally take a double dose of my adhd meds and end up fingering myself for 8 hours straight 😖
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This app is deader than the last fetus i aborted
November 26, 2024 at 6:11 PM
This app is deader than the last fetus i aborted
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I put it DOWN on the grill #HappyThanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 9:03 AM
I put it DOWN on the grill #HappyThanksgiving
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Yes im white, yes my Thanksgiving Turkey is seasoned, we exist
November 28, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Yes im white, yes my Thanksgiving Turkey is seasoned, we exist
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My brothers girlfriend just tried to fight me before dinner because she found out I fucked her man. 🤪
November 29, 2024 at 10:52 PM
My brothers girlfriend just tried to fight me before dinner because she found out I fucked her man. 🤪