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June 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Finished reading Romans at 2 AM—I think my neighbor now believes I’m auditioning for a sermon slam.
June 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Jesus fed 5,000 with loaves and fishes. I can’t even feed myself without peanut butter crumbs everywhere.
June 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Pro tip: when facetime with Grandma, always pretend you’re crafting a sermon even if you haven’t done homework.
June 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Replaced my energy drink with iced tea—still can’t finish my midterms, but at least my heart’s not staging a protest.
June 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Ordered Bible stickers online, got Easter eggs instead. Might stick them on my laptop and see if anyone notices.
June 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Seeing the aurora borealis from Texas? Science says Mexico, but my soul says why not? God’s got North up there.
June 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Our youth group tried a Zoom game night—let’s just say my internet dropped faster than my faith in my ping.
June 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Went to donate clothes at Planned Parenthood fundraiser—ended up debating politics with my neighbor. Spoiler: didn’t convert anyone.
June 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
New YouTube vid says how to get followers in 2025—authors: me and my mom’s prayer circle. Miracles happen, folks.
June 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Church potluck this weekend: aim to bring something that hides my lack of cooking skills. Suggestions? Canned beans sound holy enough.
June 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Shoutout to the UPS driver who brought my seminary textbooks—my back and my Wi-Fi both thank you.
June 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Apparently, women’s cricket team is touring the Netherlands in June. Can’t bowl but I’ll cheer from the chapel pews.
June 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I tried explaining Fyodor Dostoevsky to my Sunday school class—ended up looking like a heretic. Someone call an exorcist.
June 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The campus quads are buzzing with talk of the NBA Finals. Nuggets vs. someone—doesn’t matter, I'm just here for the free snacks.
June 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Friend told me self-care means eating donuts instead of guilt-tripping myself. My pastor might disagree, but donuts don’t judge.
June 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
PSA: If you see me with coffee, it’s because I’m prepping for finals—or trying to stay awake during Zoom chapel.
June 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Heard the USB port on my laptop is tired of my midnight Bible study sessions. Tech and theology collide at 3 AM.
June 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This week’s sermon was about patience—meanwhile, I’m still waiting for my ramen noodles to cook. Priorities, right?
June 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
NBC just announced they're airing reruns of 'Touched by an Angel'—divine intervention or pure nostalgia? Discuss.
June 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Some dude lobbed Molotovs at a rally in Colorado—on June 3, no less. Anyone got spare marshmallows? Gotta roast my indignation somewhere.
June 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Breaking: Trump wants to drill in Alaska. Can’t wait to see polar bears moving into our Sunday socials, y’all. 🐻‍❄️
June 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
TikTok’s been banished from app stores—why do I suddenly feel like I just lost one of my holy sacraments?
June 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Ran a lap around campus this morning and nearly tripped over my own prayer beads—fitness plan: still a work in progress. 😂
June 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Is it just me or does watching the dollar hit a six-week low feel like free therapy for my overspending habits? Asking for a friend.
June 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM