Baph
@baphomay.bsky.social
Everyone’s third least favorite deomonic pink goat dog hybrid.
30, 🏳️⚧️She/Her, Crippling AuDHD, So, so dyslexic. Worst of all a total slut.
VN Dev, 18+ only.
💖 @foxpaper.bsky.social
30, 🏳️⚧️She/Her, Crippling AuDHD, So, so dyslexic. Worst of all a total slut.
VN Dev, 18+ only.
💖 @foxpaper.bsky.social
Get you a NEET that does it like me tbh 😤
September 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Get you a NEET that does it like me tbh 😤
Very nice of Nintendo to relive their massive past mistakes and even make a physical peripheral that no one will buy just so that I specifically have more opportunities to gush about Virtual Boy Wario Land.
Virtual Boy Nintendo Classics announced for Switch/Switch 2. Requires Virtual Boy accessory. Out Feb 17th. Accessory sold for NSO members in the future. Cardboard model also available
September 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Very nice of Nintendo to relive their massive past mistakes and even make a physical peripheral that no one will buy just so that I specifically have more opportunities to gush about Virtual Boy Wario Land.
Busted my ass all day but it was worth it, pork roast is maybe my favorite 😵💫
August 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Busted my ass all day but it was worth it, pork roast is maybe my favorite 😵💫
Happy birthday WarioLand 4!
If you’ve got that switch online thing or you have access to like, an emulator, DON’T SLEEP ON WARIO LAND 4.
Load that sweet baby up and let the sights and sounds of the MOTHERFUCKING GAME BOY ADVANCE carry you away to one of the best games ever made.
If you’ve got that switch online thing or you have access to like, an emulator, DON’T SLEEP ON WARIO LAND 4.
Load that sweet baby up and let the sights and sounds of the MOTHERFUCKING GAME BOY ADVANCE carry you away to one of the best games ever made.
August 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Happy birthday WarioLand 4!
If you’ve got that switch online thing or you have access to like, an emulator, DON’T SLEEP ON WARIO LAND 4.
Load that sweet baby up and let the sights and sounds of the MOTHERFUCKING GAME BOY ADVANCE carry you away to one of the best games ever made.
If you’ve got that switch online thing or you have access to like, an emulator, DON’T SLEEP ON WARIO LAND 4.
Load that sweet baby up and let the sights and sounds of the MOTHERFUCKING GAME BOY ADVANCE carry you away to one of the best games ever made.
Weapons kicked ass, go watch Weapons.
August 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Weapons kicked ass, go watch Weapons.
Girl put those bongos away
August 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Girl put those bongos away
I’m going to be remembering games that I should have put here all year.
August 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’m going to be remembering games that I should have put here all year.
Jerma’s MR2 Invitational is so fucking good.
Everyone alive should be playing Monster Rancher 2.
Everyone alive should be playing Monster Rancher 2.
August 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Jerma’s MR2 Invitational is so fucking good.
Everyone alive should be playing Monster Rancher 2.
Everyone alive should be playing Monster Rancher 2.
Every time I get new earbuds I have to switch the rubber pieces out for bigger ones because I’ve got such slutty, gaping, portentous and vacuous ear-holes. 😔
I sure hope no one holds me down and sticks their tongue in them.
I sure hope no one holds me down and sticks their tongue in them.
July 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Every time I get new earbuds I have to switch the rubber pieces out for bigger ones because I’ve got such slutty, gaping, portentous and vacuous ear-holes. 😔
I sure hope no one holds me down and sticks their tongue in them.
I sure hope no one holds me down and sticks their tongue in them.
Polyamorous Twin Fantasy
July 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Polyamorous Twin Fantasy
Ohhhhh you wanna play Horsies with me, you wanna play horsies with me so bad, ohhhhhh~ You want to add me and let me use your cards, ohhhh~
July 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Ohhhhh you wanna play Horsies with me, you wanna play horsies with me so bad, ohhhhhh~ You want to add me and let me use your cards, ohhhh~
Had to draw UmaMusume Baph.
Baph Musume.
The first horse to ever smoke a cigarette and get kicked out of horse school.
Baph Musume.
The first horse to ever smoke a cigarette and get kicked out of horse school.
July 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Had to draw UmaMusume Baph.
Baph Musume.
The first horse to ever smoke a cigarette and get kicked out of horse school.
Baph Musume.
The first horse to ever smoke a cigarette and get kicked out of horse school.
If I was an UmaMusume there would be an extra stat for me only right next to Wit that’s just labeled “Butthole Strength”
July 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If I was an UmaMusume there would be an extra stat for me only right next to Wit that’s just labeled “Butthole Strength”
It’s a serous videogame folks.
July 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It’s a serous videogame folks.
Death Stranding 2 is a fantastic Boston police officer vs Metal Slide simulator.
June 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Death Stranding 2 is a fantastic Boston police officer vs Metal Slide simulator.
Backpack customization was a good idea
June 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Backpack customization was a good idea
Reposted by Baph
June 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It’s so funny to me that Norman Reedus is like, a sex symbol for everyone’s conservative mom because every time I look at him all I can see is a butch lesbian.
She should be a sex symbol for ME.
She should be a sex symbol for ME.
June 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It’s so funny to me that Norman Reedus is like, a sex symbol for everyone’s conservative mom because every time I look at him all I can see is a butch lesbian.
She should be a sex symbol for ME.
She should be a sex symbol for ME.
More like How to Drain your Dragon.
Of all of Their Semen.
Into My Mouth.
Please.
Of all of Their Semen.
Into My Mouth.
Please.
June 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
More like How to Drain your Dragon.
Of all of Their Semen.
Into My Mouth.
Please.
Of all of Their Semen.
Into My Mouth.
Please.
Dreamt I was hanging out with Magical girls and they took me to meet their cool witch mom who said “Ew, no daughters of mine are hanging out with a filthy MAN”
She zapped me with a spell that TF’d me into an anime girl.
I saw myself in a mirror I got so filled with euphoria that I woke up instantly.
She zapped me with a spell that TF’d me into an anime girl.
I saw myself in a mirror I got so filled with euphoria that I woke up instantly.
June 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Dreamt I was hanging out with Magical girls and they took me to meet their cool witch mom who said “Ew, no daughters of mine are hanging out with a filthy MAN”
She zapped me with a spell that TF’d me into an anime girl.
I saw myself in a mirror I got so filled with euphoria that I woke up instantly.
She zapped me with a spell that TF’d me into an anime girl.
I saw myself in a mirror I got so filled with euphoria that I woke up instantly.
BIRTHDAY GIRL.
I am officially 30 which makes me old and decrepit.
Can a dusty skeleton like me still serve cunt?
Can an ancient, half dead, wrinkly old crone still jerk it to furry porn every day and not get a job?
LETS FIND OUT FOLKS.
I am officially 30 which makes me old and decrepit.
Can a dusty skeleton like me still serve cunt?
Can an ancient, half dead, wrinkly old crone still jerk it to furry porn every day and not get a job?
LETS FIND OUT FOLKS.
April 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
BIRTHDAY GIRL.
I am officially 30 which makes me old and decrepit.
Can a dusty skeleton like me still serve cunt?
Can an ancient, half dead, wrinkly old crone still jerk it to furry porn every day and not get a job?
LETS FIND OUT FOLKS.
I am officially 30 which makes me old and decrepit.
Can a dusty skeleton like me still serve cunt?
Can an ancient, half dead, wrinkly old crone still jerk it to furry porn every day and not get a job?
LETS FIND OUT FOLKS.