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The library does not have tax forms. We have the Internet and the addresses to your local politicians.
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The library does not have tax forms. We have the Internet and the addresses to your local politicians.
Motherfucker so racist he's taking people from other countries now.
January 3, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Motherfucker so racist he's taking people from other countries now.
The library gonna get some sugar.
Or just more sweet tea.
Or just more sweet tea.
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
The library gonna get some sugar.
Or just more sweet tea.
Or just more sweet tea.
The library dumpster fire will be put at half raccoon tonight in honor of the new year.
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The library dumpster fire will be put at half raccoon tonight in honor of the new year.
The library will be closed this week as the staff are traveling*.
*drunk in New Orleans
*drunk in New Orleans
December 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The library will be closed this week as the staff are traveling*.
*drunk in New Orleans
*drunk in New Orleans
The library has had a happy holidays, thank you.
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Ha, so funny and original. Yes, see you next year as well.
Can't lock the door fast enough.
DontsayseeyounextyearDontsayseeyounextyearDontsayseeyounextyearDontsaysee...
Ha, so funny and original. Yes, see you next year as well.
Can't lock the door fast enough.
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The library has had a happy holidays, thank you.
DontsayseeyounextyearDontsayseeyounextyearDontsayseeyounextyearDontsaysee...
Ha, so funny and original. Yes, see you next year as well.
Can't lock the door fast enough.
DontsayseeyounextyearDontsayseeyounextyearDontsayseeyounextyearDontsaysee...
Ha, so funny and original. Yes, see you next year as well.
Can't lock the door fast enough.
The library will be closing early today, closed tomorrow and Thursday, to give the books a rest.
They grow weary.
See you Friday.
They grow weary.
See you Friday.
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The library will be closing early today, closed tomorrow and Thursday, to give the books a rest.
They grow weary.
See you Friday.
They grow weary.
See you Friday.
The library reference department does not have any books officially bound in human skin.
December 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The library reference department does not have any books officially bound in human skin.
The library markerspace cannot be used to make an Iron Man suit.
December 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The library markerspace cannot be used to make an Iron Man suit.
The library has all the holiday movies you want as long as you want the shitty ones.
Get here earlier in the month.
Get here earlier in the month.
December 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The library has all the holiday movies you want as long as you want the shitty ones.
Get here earlier in the month.
Get here earlier in the month.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Great. Glad I started jogging again.
Great. Glad I started jogging again.
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Great. Glad I started jogging again.
Great. Glad I started jogging again.
The main library building has been condemned for the last decade but we house all the government documents and are basically the help desk and support for every major county office from how to pay speeding tickets to organizing a birthday party in the park and the budget keeps getting cut.
So, yeah
So, yeah
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The main library building has been condemned for the last decade but we house all the government documents and are basically the help desk and support for every major county office from how to pay speeding tickets to organizing a birthday party in the park and the budget keeps getting cut.
So, yeah
So, yeah
The library loves movie theaters (sometimes more than the library).
Wake Up Dead Man (2025) made me unsubscribe from Netflix — Banned Library
When I sit in a movie theater, my mind calms down. I may be excited or bored or any number of emotions, but something about the world feels more organized in a crowd of seats with a giant screen in fr...
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December 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The library loves movie theaters (sometimes more than the library).
The library has compiled end of year statistics for your account such as:
How many items checked out
Favorite genre
Favorite librarian
Favorite page you stared at while dissociating
Favorite book cover color
Right or left when exiting the library
Body count
Programs attended
How many items checked out
Favorite genre
Favorite librarian
Favorite page you stared at while dissociating
Favorite book cover color
Right or left when exiting the library
Body count
Programs attended
December 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The library has compiled end of year statistics for your account such as:
How many items checked out
Favorite genre
Favorite librarian
Favorite page you stared at while dissociating
Favorite book cover color
Right or left when exiting the library
Body count
Programs attended
How many items checked out
Favorite genre
Favorite librarian
Favorite page you stared at while dissociating
Favorite book cover color
Right or left when exiting the library
Body count
Programs attended
The library doesn't care.
It's a collection of books and electronics.
The librarians, library staff, and various other workers around the library will care.
But they might not, too.
Depends on who cares.
It's a collection of books and electronics.
The librarians, library staff, and various other workers around the library will care.
But they might not, too.
Depends on who cares.
December 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The library doesn't care.
It's a collection of books and electronics.
The librarians, library staff, and various other workers around the library will care.
But they might not, too.
Depends on who cares.
It's a collection of books and electronics.
The librarians, library staff, and various other workers around the library will care.
But they might not, too.
Depends on who cares.
We'll miss you, Meathead.
GNU Rob Reiner
GNU Rob Reiner
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
We'll miss you, Meathead.
GNU Rob Reiner
GNU Rob Reiner
The library may soon be opening a branch in a Senor Frogs near you.
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The library may soon be opening a branch in a Senor Frogs near you.
Highly recommend the theater for this one. A fun mystery and wonderful exploration of faith.
We’re up! On NETFLIX! Please enjoy #WakeUpDeadMan at home or in theaters - we’re staying on 500 screens nationwide through next week. Theater finder link in my pinned post ☠️⏰🎄
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Highly recommend the theater for this one. A fun mystery and wonderful exploration of faith.
The library water fountain is not a wishing well.
December 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The library water fountain is not a wishing well.
The library "Who Would Win: Christmas edition" will pit two hardened criminals trying to break in against a 12 year old protecting his home to see who would win!
December 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The library "Who Would Win: Christmas edition" will pit two hardened criminals trying to break in against a 12 year old protecting his home to see who would win!
Movies in the 80s had zero fucks to give and I watched them all.
80s Movies I Watched More Than Once — Banned Library
The majority of my childhood was consuming media. Reading books while the television was on kinda kid. Because of this and an aunt who got us free HBO, I had a steady stream of low budget movies going...
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December 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Movies in the 80s had zero fucks to give and I watched them all.
Saw Wake Up Dead Man last night in the theater and it's great.
Fuck Netflix, this should have a bigger, wider theatrical run.
Fuck Netflix, this should have a bigger, wider theatrical run.
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Saw Wake Up Dead Man last night in the theater and it's great.
Fuck Netflix, this should have a bigger, wider theatrical run.
Fuck Netflix, this should have a bigger, wider theatrical run.
Oh mother fu- once again, I have to choose between the billionaire assholes or the soulless corporation over the fate another soulless corporation that controls the media that informed much of my being...
Fuck um all, I'm going back to purchasing every dvd I can find.
Fuck um all, I'm going back to purchasing every dvd I can find.
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Oh mother fu- once again, I have to choose between the billionaire assholes or the soulless corporation over the fate another soulless corporation that controls the media that informed much of my being...
Fuck um all, I'm going back to purchasing every dvd I can find.
Fuck um all, I'm going back to purchasing every dvd I can find.
This makes me remember finding every song Stephen King would mention, either in my parents collection or friends or buying it.
Just list the music in the text and trust people.
Unless this is a marketing thing, then I dunno.
Just list the music in the text and trust people.
Unless this is a marketing thing, then I dunno.
SURVEY FOR READERS:
If an author was going to make a playlist for their book, what NON-SPOTIFY (NO SPOTIFY, I REPEAT NO SPOTIFY) service would you prefer for them to use?
#BookSky
If an author was going to make a playlist for their book, what NON-SPOTIFY (NO SPOTIFY, I REPEAT NO SPOTIFY) service would you prefer for them to use?
#BookSky
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This makes me remember finding every song Stephen King would mention, either in my parents collection or friends or buying it.
Just list the music in the text and trust people.
Unless this is a marketing thing, then I dunno.
Just list the music in the text and trust people.
Unless this is a marketing thing, then I dunno.
The library went to the movies and we miss drive-ins.
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025) is a silly mess — Banned Library
Let's be honest, you're gonna go see this or already have if you are so inclined. Same if you are not. And that's fine. The crew behind Five Nights at Freddy's 2, the sequel to the 2023 film, made thi...
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December 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The library went to the movies and we miss drive-ins.