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Writing and autocorrect is being a pushy motherfucker.
Gonna turn this shit off as soon as I learn to spell "receive," "restaurant," and "similar" on my own.
Gonna turn this shit off as soon as I learn to spell "receive," "restaurant," and "similar" on my own.
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Writing and autocorrect is being a pushy motherfucker.
Gonna turn this shit off as soon as I learn to spell "receive," "restaurant," and "similar" on my own.
Gonna turn this shit off as soon as I learn to spell "receive," "restaurant," and "similar" on my own.
Everyone who works in a library is not a librarian.
The trials are long and hard, the studies deep and exhausting, and let's not get into the "bookworm pit."
The trials are long and hard, the studies deep and exhausting, and let's not get into the "bookworm pit."
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Everyone who works in a library is not a librarian.
The trials are long and hard, the studies deep and exhausting, and let's not get into the "bookworm pit."
The trials are long and hard, the studies deep and exhausting, and let's not get into the "bookworm pit."
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I like how we let corporations announce the holidays now.
Thanksgiving/Black Friday Deals on Amazon Nov 20-28!
Christmas comes early, Target sales Nov 29-Dec 15
Get your Valentine at Safeway, Dec 16-31
Summer Slam event at Toyotathon starting Jan 1!!!!
Thanksgiving/Black Friday Deals on Amazon Nov 20-28!
Christmas comes early, Target sales Nov 29-Dec 15
Get your Valentine at Safeway, Dec 16-31
Summer Slam event at Toyotathon starting Jan 1!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I like how we let corporations announce the holidays now.
Thanksgiving/Black Friday Deals on Amazon Nov 20-28!
Christmas comes early, Target sales Nov 29-Dec 15
Get your Valentine at Safeway, Dec 16-31
Summer Slam event at Toyotathon starting Jan 1!!!!
Thanksgiving/Black Friday Deals on Amazon Nov 20-28!
Christmas comes early, Target sales Nov 29-Dec 15
Get your Valentine at Safeway, Dec 16-31
Summer Slam event at Toyotathon starting Jan 1!!!!
The library "check out a tool" is pretty much left at one auger and a few nails.
Donations accepted. Hammers welcome.
Donations accepted. Hammers welcome.
November 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The library "check out a tool" is pretty much left at one auger and a few nails.
Donations accepted. Hammers welcome.
Donations accepted. Hammers welcome.
The library Sunday playlist will maintain your mellow on this foggy grey morning.
Get your favorite book and a seat on the porch as we do a three hour rotation of Slayer's Season of the Abyss and Anthrax's Along the Living albums.
News at the top of the hour on library free radio.
Get your favorite book and a seat on the porch as we do a three hour rotation of Slayer's Season of the Abyss and Anthrax's Along the Living albums.
News at the top of the hour on library free radio.
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The library Sunday playlist will maintain your mellow on this foggy grey morning.
Get your favorite book and a seat on the porch as we do a three hour rotation of Slayer's Season of the Abyss and Anthrax's Along the Living albums.
News at the top of the hour on library free radio.
Get your favorite book and a seat on the porch as we do a three hour rotation of Slayer's Season of the Abyss and Anthrax's Along the Living albums.
News at the top of the hour on library free radio.
Winners don't try to be clever. They just like to pun.
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Winners don't try to be clever. They just like to pun.
Once again, the bookmobile runs on gas, grass, or ass.
If this bookmobile is a rockin, don't come a knockin.
Honk if you're book horny.
If this bookmobile is a rockin, don't come a knockin.
Honk if you're book horny.
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Once again, the bookmobile runs on gas, grass, or ass.
If this bookmobile is a rockin, don't come a knockin.
Honk if you're book horny.
If this bookmobile is a rockin, don't come a knockin.
Honk if you're book horny.
The library bathroom is an inclusive space to wash hands, urinate, and take a shit if you are desperate.
With 20+ years of experience, we can confidently say the only people you should worry about in the bathroom are people who are worried about who is in the bathroom.
With 20+ years of experience, we can confidently say the only people you should worry about in the bathroom are people who are worried about who is in the bathroom.
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The library bathroom is an inclusive space to wash hands, urinate, and take a shit if you are desperate.
With 20+ years of experience, we can confidently say the only people you should worry about in the bathroom are people who are worried about who is in the bathroom.
With 20+ years of experience, we can confidently say the only people you should worry about in the bathroom are people who are worried about who is in the bathroom.
Feeling angry yet productive today, so fuck Thanksgiving, too.
We'll still be closed on the 27th.
We'll still be closed on the 27th.
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Feeling angry yet productive today, so fuck Thanksgiving, too.
We'll still be closed on the 27th.
We'll still be closed on the 27th.
The library doesn't want the Republican sex offenders in jail.
We want ALL those evil rat bastards in jail.
Take that fuckin island they all loved, strand them all on it with a box of dildos, some dijon mustard, and a fork.
See how long it takes to really eat the rich, non-politically.
We want ALL those evil rat bastards in jail.
Take that fuckin island they all loved, strand them all on it with a box of dildos, some dijon mustard, and a fork.
See how long it takes to really eat the rich, non-politically.
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The library doesn't want the Republican sex offenders in jail.
We want ALL those evil rat bastards in jail.
Take that fuckin island they all loved, strand them all on it with a box of dildos, some dijon mustard, and a fork.
See how long it takes to really eat the rich, non-politically.
We want ALL those evil rat bastards in jail.
Take that fuckin island they all loved, strand them all on it with a box of dildos, some dijon mustard, and a fork.
See how long it takes to really eat the rich, non-politically.
The library stance on anyone who follows a staff member to the parking lot is to kill the motherfucker.
Staff are not paid for your entitlement after hours.
Staff are not paid for your entitlement after hours.
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The library stance on anyone who follows a staff member to the parking lot is to kill the motherfucker.
Staff are not paid for your entitlement after hours.
Staff are not paid for your entitlement after hours.
The library might be closed today.
Idk, still in bed.
Idk, still in bed.
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The library might be closed today.
Idk, still in bed.
Idk, still in bed.
Call me when there's a Ripley's Believe It Or Not in the White House.
Maybe a Planet Hollywood.
Some true gaudy nonsense trash from last century.
"Presidential Walk of Fame" dumb shit.
Might as well put up "Lincoln slept here" or "George Washington didn't"signs.
Maybe a Planet Hollywood.
Some true gaudy nonsense trash from last century.
"Presidential Walk of Fame" dumb shit.
Might as well put up "Lincoln slept here" or "George Washington didn't"signs.
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Call me when there's a Ripley's Believe It Or Not in the White House.
Maybe a Planet Hollywood.
Some true gaudy nonsense trash from last century.
"Presidential Walk of Fame" dumb shit.
Might as well put up "Lincoln slept here" or "George Washington didn't"signs.
Maybe a Planet Hollywood.
Some true gaudy nonsense trash from last century.
"Presidential Walk of Fame" dumb shit.
Might as well put up "Lincoln slept here" or "George Washington didn't"signs.
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Washington State Library and the Talking Book and Braille Library are closing to the public, 12 jobs getting axed 📚https://washingtonstatestandard.com/briefs/washington-state-library-closing-to-the-public-12-jobs-getting-axed/
Washington State Library closing to the public, 12 jobs getting axed • Washington State Standard
Two state-run libraries in Washington will close July 1 due to a lack of funding. Twelve jobs will be eliminated too.
washingtonstatestandard.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Washington State Library and the Talking Book and Braille Library are closing to the public, 12 jobs getting axed 📚https://washingtonstatestandard.com/briefs/washington-state-library-closing-to-the-public-12-jobs-getting-axed/
I'm not here to debate which BBQ is the best, but the Texas Space Program took a big fuckin hit this week.
Never should have gone private industry.
Never should have gone private industry.
Chinese Astronauts Just Had Humanity's First-Ever Barbecue In Space
One small rib for man, one giant rack for mankind.
www.iflscience.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I'm not here to debate which BBQ is the best, but the Texas Space Program took a big fuckin hit this week.
Never should have gone private industry.
Never should have gone private industry.
The library added a sticker to our notebook. Go vote!
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The library added a sticker to our notebook. Go vote!
Good riddance.
You don't get points for criticizing the house when you were the architect, especially at the end.
Remember when Dick Cheney shot that dude?
You don't get points for criticizing the house when you were the architect, especially at the end.
Remember when Dick Cheney shot that dude?
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Good riddance.
You don't get points for criticizing the house when you were the architect, especially at the end.
Remember when Dick Cheney shot that dude?
You don't get points for criticizing the house when you were the architect, especially at the end.
Remember when Dick Cheney shot that dude?
The fact that the majority of people cannot separate "cell phone" from "work phone" should be concerning.
Not just on applications and communications, but for society in general.
Not just on applications and communications, but for society in general.
November 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The fact that the majority of people cannot separate "cell phone" from "work phone" should be concerning.
Not just on applications and communications, but for society in general.
Not just on applications and communications, but for society in general.
The library gonna fight for your right to party.
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The library gonna fight for your right to party.
The library gonna get that fuckin great pumpkin tonight.
We'll watch in shifts.
Don't come near reference after midnight if you don't like shotgun pellets.
We'll watch in shifts.
Don't come near reference after midnight if you don't like shotgun pellets.
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The library gonna get that fuckin great pumpkin tonight.
We'll watch in shifts.
Don't come near reference after midnight if you don't like shotgun pellets.
We'll watch in shifts.
Don't come near reference after midnight if you don't like shotgun pellets.
The library will be giving out candy from the unmarked van in the alley between the library and the post office NOT the alley between the library and the abandoned doll factory.
October 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The library will be giving out candy from the unmarked van in the alley between the library and the post office NOT the alley between the library and the abandoned doll factory.
The library's legally distinct from Hot Ones trivia hot sauce program only ended in two spontaneous combustions this week.
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The library's legally distinct from Hot Ones trivia hot sauce program only ended in two spontaneous combustions this week.
Sexy Power Outage Seattle
Stay safe out there, local folks
Stay safe out there, local folks
Sexy My Chart🤷🏼♀️
Sexy Council of Seven Scepters Critical Role
October 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Sexy Power Outage Seattle
Stay safe out there, local folks
Stay safe out there, local folks
"You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke"
October 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke"