You don't use em dashes because you don't want to sound like an AI. I don't use em dashes because I can never remember how to do them on a keyboard. We are not the same

A gathering of vampire hunters, call that a stakeholder meeting

I for one love to reduce the art and media I consume down to crude numerical value

Here's are my 2024 rankings, starting with video games

If I've learned anything in the last 24 hours it's that Democrats should nominate a hot twunk in 2028

Just looking at the maths here, if the Social Democrats continue to grow at the rate they are currently, we will have a single party state by 2040

STV is great for democracy but also has the distinction of being the most fun to watch come in. Literally the only vote count that is more entertaining is Eurovision

Driving through Lithuanian countryside, looking out at a field thinking what's that man doing, just standing around in the rain?

It was a scarecrow

I am exactly as smart as a bird