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banditus.bsky.social
@banditus.bsky.social
Teacher, comedian, writer, and dad just trying to make the world a little weirder and a lot fairer. I believe in kindness, creativity, and unionizing everything. Big fan of Leonard Cohen, Chappell Roan, and absurd humor. Strong opinions on education.
April 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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RIP Jimmy Carter.
December 29, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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Well done RollingStone for reporting it accurately.
December 23, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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Sound about right.
December 19, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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🇮🇷 Parastoo Ahmadi live-streamed the concert on YouTube. There has been outrage over her arrest as women continue to defy regime’s harsh laws
December 15, 2024 at 3:20 PM
December 16, 2024 at 8:14 PM
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Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.
December 14, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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Who here agrees?
December 14, 2024 at 7:31 PM
December 6, 2024 at 3:32 PM
December 6, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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Saying “I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said —
and a clear red flag that this Hegseth dude needs rehab now!!!

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Hegseth Is Reportedly Vowing to Stop Drinking, Having His Mom Call Senators
Pete Hegseth is reportedly vowing to stop drinking in meetings with Republican senators, and having his mom call them to advocate for him.
www.rollingstone.com
December 5, 2024 at 4:53 AM
When you're at Walmart and you have to poop.
December 4, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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I hope folks remember that boycotting is a privilege some don’t have. Poor folks shop at Walmart. Disabled folks shop on Amazon.

We do what we can. Shaming others isn’t the way.
December 2, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I don’t want to destroy #capitalism. I just want it to look me in the eyes before it kills me.
December 3, 2024 at 1:04 PM
#Capitalism is when the boss cuts your hours because 'labor costs are too high,' and then posts on LinkedIn about their 'morning mindset routine.'
December 3, 2024 at 1:02 PM
A union is like a family dinner—sometimes messy, but you’re all in it together. #union #unionizing
December 2, 2024 at 5:55 AM
A union is the group chat that actually gets things done. #union
December 2, 2024 at 5:54 AM
A union is just a support group where the problem is the boss.
December 2, 2024 at 5:52 AM