Does anyone remember what app they used to organize their protests during "Arab Spring"? Whatever app that was I imagine a totalitarian regime would love to shut that down...

Crunchyroll: We updated that anime you've been watching...

Me: Sweet! New episodes?

Crunchyroll: Not exactly, but it's been translated into Khoisan... So that's exciting...

Remember when neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night would stay these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds? Yeah, me neither.

I’m an Eisenhower republican, like Rachel Maddow

Scam magnet, I am
Scammers and Butchers converge
Do I seem inept?

#sliceoflife #haiku

Whether it's Muslims, Christians, Women or Men, if you generalize an entire group based on the actions of a few, you are a bigot, Periodt

If you aren't singing your friend's favorite song in pitch perfect Elmer Fudd, are you even friending?

Everyday I count my lucky stars that all of my public outbursts (drunken or otherwise) occurred before the advent of quality camera phones.

133 followers and climbing. Slowly but surely I am amassing an army of OF models. 🫡

Possibly the worst thing about social media is being introduced to a celebrity you feel like might be a kind of soulmate but then you realize when you say that out loud it makes you sound like a stalker.

Happy Holidays!!

This is a haiku
Five and seven syllables
This line has five words

Not sure why I need to drink berry flavored malk just to go examine cats...

When I see you move it burns in me a desire hotter than a nuclear fire.
Each rhythmic thrust and gyration, a symphony of sensuality.
My soul yearns to entwine with yours like two eternal snakes traveling through time and space.