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Found out from the Veterinarian that birds can get STDs too. Great. Now my budgie has chirpies.
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Found out from the Veterinarian that birds can get STDs too. Great. Now my budgie has chirpies.
Fuckin' winter.
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Fuckin' winter.
At some point we all reach the age where people no longer congratulate us for eating all our carrots.
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
At some point we all reach the age where people no longer congratulate us for eating all our carrots.
If I were a panda, I'd get a gun and go door-to-door stealing decorative bamboo planters.
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
If I were a panda, I'd get a gun and go door-to-door stealing decorative bamboo planters.
Wen you were a kid, the things that went bump in the night were probably just your parents doing it.
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Wen you were a kid, the things that went bump in the night were probably just your parents doing it.
I can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it with chocolate and a miracle or too. I simply choose NOT to.
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it with chocolate and a miracle or too. I simply choose NOT to.
I am hell on wheels. I can also be pretty tough on the rims and hubcaps too.
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I am hell on wheels. I can also be pretty tough on the rims and hubcaps too.
I am made up of snips, snails and puppy dog tails. That's assuming there's any truth to the adage "You are what you eat".
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I am made up of snips, snails and puppy dog tails. That's assuming there's any truth to the adage "You are what you eat".
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It's the Seasonal Reposting Competition! Repost this over the weekend, and on Sunday one lucky person will win a signed copy of one of my books. For you or the #crossword addict in your life: 50 fiendish @theguardian.com #puzzles and all the stories behind them:
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November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It's the Seasonal Reposting Competition! Repost this over the weekend, and on Sunday one lucky person will win a signed copy of one of my books. For you or the #crossword addict in your life: 50 fiendish @theguardian.com #puzzles and all the stories behind them:
boatmancryptics.co.uk/crossword-bo...
boatmancryptics.co.uk/crossword-bo...
I wish there was some kind of psychological uvula I could poke to expell all knowledge of Trump from my brain.
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I wish there was some kind of psychological uvula I could poke to expell all knowledge of Trump from my brain.
September 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Saturday Afternoon Humor 🤪😜🤣
August 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Saturday Afternoon Humor 🤪😜🤣
Not too sure how much longer I can do this.
August 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Not too sure how much longer I can do this.
@slepkane.bsky.social Mr. Kane, if I were to send you my half hour play script, would you be so kind as to give me notes?
August 3, 2025 at 9:59 AM
@slepkane.bsky.social Mr. Kane, if I were to send you my half hour play script, would you be so kind as to give me notes?
# of hamburgers I can eat without feeling sick = 3
# of hamburgers I had to eat to learn this fact = 4
# of hamburgers I had to eat to learn this fact = 4
June 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
# of hamburgers I can eat without feeling sick = 3
# of hamburgers I had to eat to learn this fact = 4
# of hamburgers I had to eat to learn this fact = 4
Looking back, I shouldn't have mocked that Fortune Teller for predicting that one day people would send me random pictures of my front porch.
April 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Looking back, I shouldn't have mocked that Fortune Teller for predicting that one day people would send me random pictures of my front porch.
Your domina's so dumb she thinks "pluribus" means "more than one bus".
March 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Your domina's so dumb she thinks "pluribus" means "more than one bus".
Helpful Hint: Jumping up and down in place 200 times makes your saliva frothy.
March 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Helpful Hint: Jumping up and down in place 200 times makes your saliva frothy.
Stephanie Powers are what you get if you get bitten by a radioactive Stephanie.
February 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Stephanie Powers are what you get if you get bitten by a radioactive Stephanie.
Just got a package of bully sticks so my dog can literally eat a bag of dicks.
February 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Just got a package of bully sticks so my dog can literally eat a bag of dicks.
Watching it snow out my window, I thought, "Wow, there sure are some fat white flakes out there!"
Spotting my own reflection in the glass, I thought, "And one in here too!"
Spotting my own reflection in the glass, I thought, "And one in here too!"
February 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Watching it snow out my window, I thought, "Wow, there sure are some fat white flakes out there!"
Spotting my own reflection in the glass, I thought, "And one in here too!"
Spotting my own reflection in the glass, I thought, "And one in here too!"
Bought my dog a snuffle mat to slow her down her feeding. Took her all of 2 minutes to learn she can flip it over and dump the food on the floor.
January 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Bought my dog a snuffle mat to slow her down her feeding. Took her all of 2 minutes to learn she can flip it over and dump the food on the floor.
Hulk Hogan is Kevin Sorbo without the acting talent. Which is doubly sad, because Kevin Sorbo is also Kevin Sorbo without acting talent.
December 5, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Hulk Hogan is Kevin Sorbo without the acting talent. Which is doubly sad, because Kevin Sorbo is also Kevin Sorbo without acting talent.
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December 1, 2024 at 3:49 AM