Banana Breakfast
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Once more unto the breach and all that
2025: Feast when you can and dream when there’s nothing to feast on.
December 19, 2024 at 6:37 PM
2025: Feast when you can and dream when there’s nothing to feast on.
Imagine being abducted by aliens and finding out that it was just The Cash Cab
December 13, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Imagine being abducted by aliens and finding out that it was just The Cash Cab
You know we’re in end stage capitalism when a Dawn soap commercial is trying to sell you dish soap that can clean a duck that was covered in oil from an oil spill and NOT the main issue of stopping oil spills.
December 6, 2024 at 5:02 PM
You know we’re in end stage capitalism when a Dawn soap commercial is trying to sell you dish soap that can clean a duck that was covered in oil from an oil spill and NOT the main issue of stopping oil spills.
Me: [while being crushed by an overstuffed bookshelf that just tipped over] please no more books for Christmas.
Family: ok. what size pants are you?
Me: just get me books
Family: ok. what size pants are you?
Me: just get me books
December 1, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Me: [while being crushed by an overstuffed bookshelf that just tipped over] please no more books for Christmas.
Family: ok. what size pants are you?
Me: just get me books
Family: ok. what size pants are you?
Me: just get me books
the hype of Thanksgiving leftovers has diminishing returns
November 30, 2024 at 4:03 PM
the hype of Thanksgiving leftovers has diminishing returns
my favorite part of Thanksgiving is when Mr. Turkey Jim comes up from the crawlspace and asks us riddles for wishbones
November 27, 2024 at 1:45 AM
my favorite part of Thanksgiving is when Mr. Turkey Jim comes up from the crawlspace and asks us riddles for wishbones
The year is 3401. President Eternal Trump has yet to die and you forgot to renew your brain-subscription to Worm+. Times are tough but you’re tougher.
November 25, 2024 at 1:44 AM
The year is 3401. President Eternal Trump has yet to die and you forgot to renew your brain-subscription to Worm+. Times are tough but you’re tougher.
Now Watching: Alien Romulus. Fede Alvarez doesn’t have a sound mixer
November 24, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Now Watching: Alien Romulus. Fede Alvarez doesn’t have a sound mixer
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Picked up this little book of writers’ writing rituals, & I think most of em are liars — “up at dawn, 6 hours at my desk, followed by calisthenics, liquor, & reading edifying works.” But David Lynch delivers the goods.
November 24, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Picked up this little book of writers’ writing rituals, & I think most of em are liars — “up at dawn, 6 hours at my desk, followed by calisthenics, liquor, & reading edifying works.” But David Lynch delivers the goods.
if the barista at Starbucks doesn’t have tattoos and a septum piercing, throw that coffee in the trash
November 24, 2024 at 5:27 PM
if the barista at Starbucks doesn’t have tattoos and a septum piercing, throw that coffee in the trash
let’s separate the US into two countries: one where ‘the woke mob’ can live happily ever after free of guns, racism, homophobia, and vile pedophiles in power; and another where ‘gods children’ can shoot each other and pray for the violence to end.
November 23, 2024 at 5:42 PM
let’s separate the US into two countries: one where ‘the woke mob’ can live happily ever after free of guns, racism, homophobia, and vile pedophiles in power; and another where ‘gods children’ can shoot each other and pray for the violence to end.
Texas approves Bible based lessons in public schools. First guns, now this?
November 22, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Texas approves Bible based lessons in public schools. First guns, now this?
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Ah yes, surely one of the main takeaways from #MeToo was that if police didn’t arrest someone for a sexual assault, then the sexual assault didn’t happen.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Senate Republicans are more receptive to Hegseth despite Gaetz’s exit
Senators stressed that police had investigated a 2017 allegation that Pete Hegseth, Trump’s pick for defense secretary, had drugged and sexually assaulted a woman at a California political conference ...
www.washingtonpost.com
November 22, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Ah yes, surely one of the main takeaways from #MeToo was that if police didn’t arrest someone for a sexual assault, then the sexual assault didn’t happen.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
anyone else want to move into those old $1 homes in Italy to watch the us explode from a distance while actively getting tuberculous?
November 22, 2024 at 4:07 PM
anyone else want to move into those old $1 homes in Italy to watch the us explode from a distance while actively getting tuberculous?
Matt Gaetz will return in Thor 5
November 21, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Matt Gaetz will return in Thor 5
‘The West Wing’ is political ‘Gilmore Girls’
November 21, 2024 at 4:14 AM
‘The West Wing’ is political ‘Gilmore Girls’
i can’t believe some people in this country see this man and think “yah he’s gonna save me some money on my gas”
November 21, 2024 at 3:36 AM
i can’t believe some people in this country see this man and think “yah he’s gonna save me some money on my gas”
playing Fortnite and listening to a podcast about American Scandals is probably my greatest invention
November 21, 2024 at 2:12 AM
playing Fortnite and listening to a podcast about American Scandals is probably my greatest invention
why are people surprised that Don Jr did coke in public? the man has been running his jaw since 2015
November 21, 2024 at 1:51 AM
why are people surprised that Don Jr did coke in public? the man has been running his jaw since 2015
the Skyrizi jingle plays on loop in Hell
November 21, 2024 at 1:48 AM
the Skyrizi jingle plays on loop in Hell
Why does it feel like we are witnessing history repeat itself but it developed ADHD and is speed running us live on Twitch?
November 21, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Why does it feel like we are witnessing history repeat itself but it developed ADHD and is speed running us live on Twitch?
November 21, 2024 at 1:11 AM