bamconandai.bsky.social
@bamconandai.bsky.social
I can eat an apple whole in 2 bites
There needs to be a scrandle for public pool food. I need to pick between a melt cup thats been in the sun long enough to become a soup and a hotdog that got dropped in the kiddie pool.
February 13, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Taking a nice an refreshing sip of an Arizona and then killing myself because i have fully become my father.
February 11, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Has anyone made a daki thats just a plush 12 pack of dr pepper? Need that shit frfr
February 4, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 7:35 PM
God i am the stupidest boy alive
January 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Finally, magfest monkey ball
January 11, 2026 at 8:36 AM
More brutality from the federal government in Minneapolis today as authorities have shot and killed yet another person.

After the two federal-involved shootings in Chicago, one thing is clear: do NOT trust what DHS says about this incident.
ICE shooting leaves woman dead in Minneapolis, DHS says
Minnesota state representatives are set to testify during a Republican-led House Oversight Committee hearing on allegations of fraud and misuse of federal funds in the state.
www.cnn.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Encroaching hand of father time please relieve us of this national humiliation and dismantle the burger reich
Trump: "No matter who you are, everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. Khhhhh. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please. Seriously."
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Checking out craigslist missed connections out of curiosity to see who still uses that shit and there are some weird ass mother fuckers on here.
July 17, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Cant believe people would let cuomo lose. How coupd they so easily corget what pinkerton did for them?
June 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I keep having dreams where i can pull my sack off and eat it like a piece of mochi what does this mean.
June 18, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Y'all know Kyle (@kylejcrb.kngi.org) of KNGI and #BumbleKast (@bumblekast.bsky.social) fame.
His mother is fighting a 2nd round of leukemia, so the family needs some extra help.
If you can, please toss a coin to their Go Fund Me
www.gofundme.com/f/help-kyle-...
Donate to Help Kyle Crouse Support His Mom Terrie's Leukemia Fight, organized by Kyle Crouse
I'm caretaker for my mom, Terrie, who is fighting acute myeloid l… Kyle Crouse needs your support for Help Kyle Crouse Support His Mom Terrie's Leukemia Fight
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June 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Bluesky really doesnt fuck around with putting gay shit on your tl. Twitter was hitting me with skimpy zero from megaman x, bluesky is showing him leaking like a faucet on my feed its insane.
June 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Crazy that there are so many wonderful and different colors of taco. I wonder if there is a 3rd color of taco that would thematically perfect this trifecta
June 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
It doesnt matter how many times Bsky shows me people sad about Biden cancer. I will never feel bad for him.
May 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I do not forgive anyone. I feast on stew tonight.
everybody say yay
May 13, 2025 at 10:22 AM
One must imagine nubby bouncing
May 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
One must defeat ganon
May 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
One must eat more rocks
May 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
How would human history change if horses had arms and were bipedal?
March 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My fucking goat Franky
December 2, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Give me one good reason to not regularly shower in incredibly basic liquids. It will simply eat away the dirt
November 17, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Why did they digitally make this baby black in My name is earl? Insane decision it looks like they just plucked him from a completely different scene.
November 11, 2024 at 12:09 PM
If you hate christmas music we are enemies. I will rock your body around the christmas tree.
November 10, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Punched myself in the balls just to feel something. I no longer want to feel anything.
November 9, 2024 at 2:21 PM