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Simple Country Voyeur
@balterdash.bsky.social
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I'm just a Simple Country Voyeur. Here to connect, and affirm your courage and beauty
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I never feel more basic than when I inevitably develop a crush on the young athletic straight baker each season of GBBO 🙈
November 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
balterdash.bsky.social
RIP Kaleb Horton 😭
September 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
balterdash.bsky.social
I just saw somewhere that Will from this season of The Challenge has a sex tape 👀
September 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
balterdash.bsky.social
At least something entertaining came from the first half of this Panthers/Bulldogs match
Dylan Edwards
September 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
balterdash.bsky.social
Ooooo Alabama is MAD mad 😆
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
August 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
balterdash.bsky.social
Watching Sebastian Stan in A Different Man
Do what I tell you and put the mask on
August 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
balterdash.bsky.social
I have been jerked off to completion in the very same parking lot 🤷
dieworkwear.bsky.social derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · Aug 21
"I even gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is an Action Bronson line
Byron Donalds tweets: "In college, I worked at CrackerBarrel in Tallahassee. I even gave my life to Christ in their parking lot. Their logo was iconic and their unique restaurants were a fixture of American culture. No one asked for this woke rebrand. It’s time to Make Cracker Barrel Great Again 🇺🇸"
August 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
balterdash.bsky.social
CT 😍🥵
The Challenge is prying my face outta there
August 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
balterdash.bsky.social
Milking Monday
From behind
August 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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socalgshep.bsky.social
The things I needed to hear tend to be in dive bars.
August 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
balterdash.bsky.social
April O’Neal type shit
feralstreeep.bsky.social feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · Jul 28
wow. women can’t even have their emotional support tiddie turtles anymore 😟
headline: Florida woman caught trying to carry turtles through airport security in her bra, TSA says
July 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
balterdash.bsky.social
Am I the only one who wants the Practical Magic sequel to be a dark Robert Eggers-esque thriller centered on Dianne Wiest and Stockard Channing?
July 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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afterdarkalexi.bsky.social
Happy 4th of July. This is my patriotism
Known only as the "Naked Gunner", this Navy crewman took off his clothes to rescue an injured pilot from the water while under enemy fire and then returned to his gun blister aboard an amphibious plane on a mission to save U.S. airmen downed over Japanese waters. Papua New Guinea, 1944
July 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
balterdash.bsky.social
Danny DeVito as the next golden bachelor is hilarious #AlwaysSunny
June 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Friday the Girthteenth?
June 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
balterdash.bsky.social
Dang, imagine your new husband, who murdered one of his wives already, saying this about you
Surely, my lord, I liked her before not well, but now I like her much worse! She is nothing fair, and have very evil smells about her. I took her to be no maid by reason of the closeness of her breasts and other tokens, which, when I felt them, strake me so to the heart, that I had neither will nor courage to prove the rest. I can have none appetite for displeasant airs. I have left her as good a maid and I found her. Anne of Cleeves
May 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
balterdash.bsky.social
Been here before
Bulldogs vs Raiders
May 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Don't forget this little guy will be appearing on @everydayoriginal.bsky.social this saturday (3rd May). You need to be signed up to get notified when he goes live.
I'm obsessed with painting squidgy things. #dragon #watercolour #cute #painting #watercolor #chubbydragon
a small chubby purple dragon with a big black glossy eye and a pinkish tummy and nose. His nose also has a little spike on it too which is also a pinkish colour.
April 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
balterdash.bsky.social
I kinda want a Cheyenne t-shirt or hoodie #Ètoile
Here’s a little diddy about Jack and Cheyenne
May 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
balterdash.bsky.social
Voting for everyone who didn’t sing a gospel song on “Faith Night” on American Idol
April 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
balterdash.bsky.social
How is this legal? It worked though, he mishandled the ball
March 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
balterdash.bsky.social
Sometimes just a peek of crack will do it for me
Scotland rugby’s Kinghorn scores a try, but his pants slip subtly down to give us a hint of asscrack. Welsh players surround him
March 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
balterdash.bsky.social
LOVE Parker Posey lying dead center in the bed #WhiteLotus
March 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
balterdash.bsky.social
Not even a minute into this match #wedgie
Melbourne Storm player reaching across his teammate to give a brutal wedgie to a North Queensland Cowboy player
March 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
balterdash.bsky.social
New guy would prefer me to completely shave my (well groomed) beard.

He might need to go.
February 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM