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𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐈𝐈𝐈 • 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲/𝐬𝐡𝐞 🏳️⚧️🌱 𝐱𝐯𝐱 • 🔞
𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖍
𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖍
state of play
more like state of gay
more like state of gay
February 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
state of play
more like state of gay
more like state of gay
last 4 albums i listened to
February 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
last 4 albums i listened to
it's like a serpent coiled inside me
February 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
it's like a serpent coiled inside me
Elrond turning to his partner when no one showed up to the orgy they organised:
"our list of allies grows thin..."
"our list of allies grows thin..."
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Elrond turning to his partner when no one showed up to the orgy they organised:
"our list of allies grows thin..."
"our list of allies grows thin..."
professional gamer
do not attempt
do not attempt
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
professional gamer
do not attempt
do not attempt
what do you mean i can't do blood magic because i don't have a uterus so i can't use my period blood
fuck my stupid transgender life
fuck my stupid transgender life
February 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
what do you mean i can't do blood magic because i don't have a uterus so i can't use my period blood
fuck my stupid transgender life
fuck my stupid transgender life
i miss this band a lot
February 6, 2026 at 9:33 PM
i miss this band a lot
who up pulling they lever?
February 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
who up pulling they lever?
customer: "sorry i was just looking at the snake on your arm wow is that a MAGA tattoo? they have a snake on their flag don't they?"
me:
me:
February 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
customer: "sorry i was just looking at the snake on your arm wow is that a MAGA tattoo? they have a snake on their flag don't they?"
me:
me:
frick you !
(sorry :/ got carried away)
(sorry :/ got carried away)
February 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
frick you !
(sorry :/ got carried away)
(sorry :/ got carried away)
who up jo-ing their feratu
February 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
who up jo-ing their feratu
did my injection to the Twin Peaks soundtrack today
February 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
did my injection to the Twin Peaks soundtrack today
big fan of this so far
February 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
big fan of this so far
look it doesn't matter how much the sweater i just bought was
all that matters is that it looks sick
all that matters is that it looks sick
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 PM
look it doesn't matter how much the sweater i just bought was
all that matters is that it looks sick
all that matters is that it looks sick
love that instagram feature where you can repost other people's posts but if someone reposts your post then it doesn't tell you who it was
very cool
very cool
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
love that instagram feature where you can repost other people's posts but if someone reposts your post then it doesn't tell you who it was
very cool
very cool
hope my work doesn't mind me bouncing this pokémon bouncy ball instead of doing my job because that's what i'm doing all day
February 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
hope my work doesn't mind me bouncing this pokémon bouncy ball instead of doing my job because that's what i'm doing all day
Blade Runner is truly one of the best late night movies
it just feels nocturnal
it's perfect to watch when you're kinda sleepy
it just feels nocturnal
it's perfect to watch when you're kinda sleepy
February 3, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Blade Runner is truly one of the best late night movies
it just feels nocturnal
it's perfect to watch when you're kinda sleepy
it just feels nocturnal
it's perfect to watch when you're kinda sleepy
it's still the biggest chub ruiner that we never got a season 3 of Mindhunter and never got a season 4 of Hannibal
February 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
it's still the biggest chub ruiner that we never got a season 3 of Mindhunter and never got a season 4 of Hannibal
i can walk properly again yippie
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
i can walk properly again yippie
i just had a customer ask how my day was so i said "long! how's yours?" and he said "i've been relaxing all day that's what Saturdays are for" and i said "that's nice i'm on a 10 hour shift"
January 31, 2026 at 7:50 PM
i just had a customer ask how my day was so i said "long! how's yours?" and he said "i've been relaxing all day that's what Saturdays are for" and i said "that's nice i'm on a 10 hour shift"
i don't smoke cigs or weed or drink alcohol anymore
i just play elden ring and dark souls x
i just play elden ring and dark souls x
January 31, 2026 at 10:01 AM
i don't smoke cigs or weed or drink alcohol anymore
i just play elden ring and dark souls x
i just play elden ring and dark souls x
hey man you can't say that :/
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
hey man you can't say that :/
lord forgive me i am rewatching mindhunter
pic unrelated
pic unrelated
January 29, 2026 at 10:51 PM
lord forgive me i am rewatching mindhunter
pic unrelated
pic unrelated