BalloonedBird 🔞
@balloonedbird.bsky.social
“Who knew you could make a boatload of money by using that fat body of yours to make doormats and rugs?!”
Featuring a cameo of @squishyorca.bsky.social!
Featuring a cameo of @squishyorca.bsky.social!
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Who knew you could make a boatload of money by using that fat body of yours to make doormats and rugs?!”
Featuring a cameo of @squishyorca.bsky.social!
Featuring a cameo of @squishyorca.bsky.social!
“Good ol’ Corn Flakes! Part of any unbalanced breakfast!”
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Good ol’ Corn Flakes! Part of any unbalanced breakfast!”
Reposted by BalloonedBird 🔞
“Looks like SOMEBODY didn’t check to see if there were any blueberries in the cookies…”
Have a safe merry berry Christmas everyone, and a happy holiday as well! 🎄💙
Have a safe merry berry Christmas everyone, and a happy holiday as well! 🎄💙
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Looks like SOMEBODY didn’t check to see if there were any blueberries in the cookies…”
Have a safe merry berry Christmas everyone, and a happy holiday as well! 🎄💙
Have a safe merry berry Christmas everyone, and a happy holiday as well! 🎄💙
“Looks like SOMEBODY didn’t check to see if there were any blueberries in the cookies…”
Have a safe merry berry Christmas everyone, and a happy holiday as well! 🎄💙
Have a safe merry berry Christmas everyone, and a happy holiday as well! 🎄💙
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Looks like SOMEBODY didn’t check to see if there were any blueberries in the cookies…”
Have a safe merry berry Christmas everyone, and a happy holiday as well! 🎄💙
Have a safe merry berry Christmas everyone, and a happy holiday as well! 🎄💙
“Nothing says yearly traditions like another inflation/fat artist drawing themselves as an ornament!”
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Nothing says yearly traditions like another inflation/fat artist drawing themselves as an ornament!”
“That’s one big HONKing bird belly!”
December 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“That’s one big HONKing bird belly!”
“Cold Breezes? No match for the Crow Bros!”
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Cold Breezes? No match for the Crow Bros!”
“Tis the season of giving! And by giving, I mean all of your money to Oogie Boogie! Craps, anyone?”
December 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Tis the season of giving! And by giving, I mean all of your money to Oogie Boogie! Craps, anyone?”
“(P)erfect for the holidays!”
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“(P)erfect for the holidays!”
“Forget about Candy Canes! We got Candy Crows now!”
December 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Forget about Candy Canes! We got Candy Crows now!”
“DROP THAT COOKIE! It’s for Santa Claus, not Santa Caws!”
December 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“DROP THAT COOKIE! It’s for Santa Claus, not Santa Caws!”
“The song doesn’t make sense if he’s a corvid, but at least we got the pear tree thing down! Sorta…”
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“The song doesn’t make sense if he’s a corvid, but at least we got the pear tree thing down! Sorta…”
“Nothing like a good puff to literally puff you up too!”
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Nothing like a good puff to literally puff you up too!”
“You know you fucked up when they’re putting caution tape around your big blue immobile body…”
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“You know you fucked up when they’re putting caution tape around your big blue immobile body…”
“Seems like K. Rool thinks if he’s bigger, maybe he’ll win in GOTY some day!”
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Seems like K. Rool thinks if he’s bigger, maybe he’ll win in GOTY some day!”
“Sometimes you just gotta rock your body with nothing but jeans on!”
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Sometimes you just gotta rock your body with nothing but jeans on!”
“What if Tuba… but jiggle physics?”
A huge shoutout to @ryuhayabusa7644.bsky.social for making this browser-friendly custom character inflator simulator free!
(if you wanna tease Tuba on your own, template is below in the replies!)
A huge shoutout to @ryuhayabusa7644.bsky.social for making this browser-friendly custom character inflator simulator free!
(if you wanna tease Tuba on your own, template is below in the replies!)
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“What if Tuba… but jiggle physics?”
A huge shoutout to @ryuhayabusa7644.bsky.social for making this browser-friendly custom character inflator simulator free!
(if you wanna tease Tuba on your own, template is below in the replies!)
A huge shoutout to @ryuhayabusa7644.bsky.social for making this browser-friendly custom character inflator simulator free!
(if you wanna tease Tuba on your own, template is below in the replies!)
“Looks like the P-Pop soda is getting quite the praise from other consumers!”
Thank you to @roundcloud.bsky.social for wanting to trade! Was a pleasure!
Thank you to @roundcloud.bsky.social for wanting to trade! Was a pleasure!
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Looks like the P-Pop soda is getting quite the praise from other consumers!”
Thank you to @roundcloud.bsky.social for wanting to trade! Was a pleasure!
Thank you to @roundcloud.bsky.social for wanting to trade! Was a pleasure!
“A Big Butt Skinner reference?! At this time of year, at this time of day, and at this part of the country, localized entirely within your fetish art?!”
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“A Big Butt Skinner reference?! At this time of year, at this time of day, and at this part of the country, localized entirely within your fetish art?!”
“From sweet and citrusy, to swelling and creaking! Try a can of P-Pop today!”
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“From sweet and citrusy, to swelling and creaking! Try a can of P-Pop today!”
“Hips like these are only suitable to go through hangars!”
My great friend @altcroc3.bsky.social’s birthday is today, and he kindly insisted me to draw my self-insert with hyper ass, so I had to deliver! Give him some warm wishes today! 🎂
My great friend @altcroc3.bsky.social’s birthday is today, and he kindly insisted me to draw my self-insert with hyper ass, so I had to deliver! Give him some warm wishes today! 🎂
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Hips like these are only suitable to go through hangars!”
My great friend @altcroc3.bsky.social’s birthday is today, and he kindly insisted me to draw my self-insert with hyper ass, so I had to deliver! Give him some warm wishes today! 🎂
My great friend @altcroc3.bsky.social’s birthday is today, and he kindly insisted me to draw my self-insert with hyper ass, so I had to deliver! Give him some warm wishes today! 🎂
“Big bad wolves need big bad habits for dieting…”
A trade with my friend @cardk.bsky.social, thank you so much! ❤️
A trade with my friend @cardk.bsky.social, thank you so much! ❤️
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Big bad wolves need big bad habits for dieting…”
A trade with my friend @cardk.bsky.social, thank you so much! ❤️
A trade with my friend @cardk.bsky.social, thank you so much! ❤️
Reposted by BalloonedBird 🔞
My half a trade with @balloonedbird.bsky.social, who is has making sure he is the biggest bird he can be!
#fatfur
#fatfur
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My half a trade with @balloonedbird.bsky.social, who is has making sure he is the biggest bird he can be!
#fatfur
#fatfur
“Heavy amounts of sauce just like the heavy amounts of fat on this crow!”
Some fanart of @stucroc.bsky.social’s crow, and for being so kind as of lately! Thank you!
Some fanart of @stucroc.bsky.social’s crow, and for being so kind as of lately! Thank you!
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Heavy amounts of sauce just like the heavy amounts of fat on this crow!”
Some fanart of @stucroc.bsky.social’s crow, and for being so kind as of lately! Thank you!
Some fanart of @stucroc.bsky.social’s crow, and for being so kind as of lately! Thank you!
“Like Thanksgiving dinner, there’s a lot of leftover air for parade balloons, meaning you should go with what your hormones say like what your stomach says!”
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Like Thanksgiving dinner, there’s a lot of leftover air for parade balloons, meaning you should go with what your hormones say like what your stomach says!”