BalloonedBird 🔞
@balloonedbird.bsky.social
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“Mega Man X if it were even more fucking awesome.”
Figured I’d bring in the new year by making a Mega Man X inspired reference sheet of Tuba, all while practicing my Graphic Design skills!
Figured I’d bring in the new year by making a Mega Man X inspired reference sheet of Tuba, all while practicing my Graphic Design skills!
“He thought he’d taste like blue raspberry…”
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“He thought he’d taste like blue raspberry…”
“Those skis must be made outta thick metal if it can withstand that much weight!”
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Those skis must be made outta thick metal if it can withstand that much weight!”
“Big wins call for big celebrations! Such as being a big blimp…”
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Big wins call for big celebrations! Such as being a big blimp…”
“Why pay millions for a 30 second ad when you can pay a fraction and put it on a big bird blimp?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Why pay millions for a 30 second ad when you can pay a fraction and put it on a big bird blimp?”
“On the bright side, he doesn’t have to worry about not having a table to eat on anymore…”
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“On the bright side, he doesn’t have to worry about not having a table to eat on anymore…”
“Serves him right for tryna get rid of that Ocean’s Protection off ya!”
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Serves him right for tryna get rid of that Ocean’s Protection off ya!”
“Important tasks are best put as bright post-it notes!”
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
“Important tasks are best put as bright post-it notes!”
“We better be getting paid more than overtime if we try taking him out… and that’s not accounting his other minions!”
February 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“We better be getting paid more than overtime if we try taking him out… and that’s not accounting his other minions!”
“As the wind blows, so does the fat crow…”
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“As the wind blows, so does the fat crow…”
“Someone on the team isn’t gonna be happy when they see their soda is missing from the cooler…”
February 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Someone on the team isn’t gonna be happy when they see their soda is missing from the cooler…”
“10 hour flight, where are you sitti- damnit Tuba!”
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“10 hour flight, where are you sitti- damnit Tuba!”
“I just got a secret preview of the new Tomodachi Life game and what the fuck.”
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“I just got a secret preview of the new Tomodachi Life game and what the fuck.”
“Always gotta be prepared to have extra oxygen in any situation!”
January 29, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Always gotta be prepared to have extra oxygen in any situation!”
“It’s obvious, but you can’t spell Biggie Cheese without BIG.”
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“It’s obvious, but you can’t spell Biggie Cheese without BIG.”
“It’s a P-Balloon Mouser, you’re getting inflated!”
January 27, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“It’s a P-Balloon Mouser, you’re getting inflated!”
“Wait, he’s saying this like it’s a bad thing?”
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Wait, he’s saying this like it’s a bad thing?”
“I think there’s bigger questions than anything about Divine Beasts…”
January 24, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“I think there’s bigger questions than anything about Divine Beasts…”
“Some? Please, I’ll give you my entire inventory’s worth!”
January 22, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Some? Please, I’ll give you my entire inventory’s worth!”
“Tuba decided to go for an… old-school look for once…”
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Tuba decided to go for an… old-school look for once…”
“So fat he’s gotta lift his moobs to see his trophy!”
Featuring a @squishyorca.bsky.social cameo as the trophy!
Featuring a @squishyorca.bsky.social cameo as the trophy!
January 20, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“So fat he’s gotta lift his moobs to see his trophy!”
Featuring a @squishyorca.bsky.social cameo as the trophy!
Featuring a @squishyorca.bsky.social cameo as the trophy!
“Does this hose make my butt look big?”
January 18, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Does this hose make my butt look big?”
“Thank God those garments are stretchy, or else Tuba would be REALLY embarrassed…”
January 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Thank God those garments are stretchy, or else Tuba would be REALLY embarrassed…”
“Nothing like sipping on a soda on your DIY sofa!”
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Nothing like sipping on a soda on your DIY sofa!”
“Guess you can say being a blimp isn’t as quacked up to be amirite?”
January 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Guess you can say being a blimp isn’t as quacked up to be amirite?”
“No hoverboards or wings needed for this man!”
January 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“No hoverboards or wings needed for this man!”