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Baldymemike
@baldymemike.bsky.social
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Unashamedly bald. Slow,
but enthusiastic runner. Born in Wales, grew up in Ellesmere Port and spent my adult life in Hull. Married to Jo and have a teenage son. Liverpool FC.
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baldymemike.bsky.social
I woke this morning to be told that Taylor Swift has written a song about her other half’s dick. I’m just disappointed that the the song’s called “Wood” rather than “Travis’ Purple headed love truncheon”
October 3, 2025 at 9:30 AM
baldymemike.bsky.social
Fame costs and here’s where you start paying in sweat #TOTP
July 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
Leo Sayer in Bucks Fizz chic. #TOTP
July 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
I remember having this on a tape we got after collecting cereal tokens. #Japan #Totp
July 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
Me and my girl seal clubbing #TOTP
July 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
Yazoo!!!! My little sister used to love singing and dancing to this when she was 2 or 3. She’s 46 now #TOTP
July 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
Why is Cliff Richard on every bloody top of the pops in existence!!!!! #Totp
July 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
“You don’t remember me do you?” Why are you calling the police? I bought you a carrot and everything! #TOTP
July 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
“At least she didn’t end up making hats like Sonia” #Totp
July 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
Great song. Pointless remix #TOTP
July 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
In Between Days is fantastic #TOTP
May 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
This followed A Good Heart and You little thief and so so much worse than either of them. #TOTP
May 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
Well that was a terrible disappointment #Totp
May 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
That last countdown included The Big Sound Authority and This House. I loved that record. #TOTP
May 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
My least favourite Bond theme #TOTP
May 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
Ah well at least Manchester United can concentrate on the battle for 16th #EuropaLeague.
May 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
0 points!!!??? Cheeky fucks
May 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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danielmaier.bsky.social
Well, if Italy’s success so far is anything to go by, next year we need to send the ghost of a Victorian child killed in a factory accident. #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
UK got points!!!!
May 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
But Austria was shite
May 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
Grayson Perry’s having a bit of a do #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
Ok, who’s Team Denmark? #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
My choices are

3.Germany
2. Finland
1. Denmark
#Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
This is where I hope they take at least half an hour sorting the results out as that’s how long it takes me to have a piss these days. #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
baldymemike.bsky.social
That bloke looks like he’s giving bad feedback to the lads singing before the song ends. #Albania #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM