Baldockboro 🇫🇷 📎
@baldockboro.bsky.social
Economically inactive immigrant to rural France.
Sweary dog lover. #StevenageFC
Sweary dog lover. #StevenageFC
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Baldockboro 🇫🇷 📎
@baldockboro.bsky.social
· Jan 21
Age verification?
I can use a rotary telephone just by using the cradle pins.
I can use a rotary telephone just by using the cradle pins.
Age verification?
I could type 30 wpm on a typewriter.
I could type 30 wpm on a typewriter.
Age verification?
I used to wind the tape back into the the cassette using a pencil to turn the spindles.
I used to wind the tape back into the the cassette using a pencil to turn the spindles.
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Age verification?
I can use a rotary telephone just by using the cradle pins.
I can use a rotary telephone just by using the cradle pins.
Next time I'll add some olive oil and cheese but it was tasty enough with homemade leek, onion and Roqueforte soup.
February 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Next time I'll add some olive oil and cheese but it was tasty enough with homemade leek, onion and Roqueforte soup.
Well it *looks* like bread...
First attempt
First attempt
February 10, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Well it *looks* like bread...
First attempt
First attempt
You know you're becoming your father when you've worn 'jogging bottoms' beyond the boundary of your home.
Transition is complete when you slip your feet into a pair of crocs for the first time.
Transition is complete when you slip your feet into a pair of crocs for the first time.
a person walking on a sidewalk with the words letsss gooo written on the ground
ALT: a person walking on a sidewalk with the words letsss gooo written on the ground
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February 10, 2026 at 8:51 AM
You know you're becoming your father when you've worn 'jogging bottoms' beyond the boundary of your home.
Transition is complete when you slip your feet into a pair of crocs for the first time.
Transition is complete when you slip your feet into a pair of crocs for the first time.
Stick or twist? Scary options all 3.
Only three cabinet ministers have not Tweeted or put out a message of support for Starmer:
Wes Streeting
Shabana Mahmood
Lisa Nandy (who is at the Winter Olympics)
This could of course change, but it's where we're at just before 3:30pm
Wes Streeting
Shabana Mahmood
Lisa Nandy (who is at the Winter Olympics)
This could of course change, but it's where we're at just before 3:30pm
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Stick or twist? Scary options all 3.
Liverpool, take a bow.
Unstoppable.
Unstoppable.
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Liverpool, take a bow.
Unstoppable.
Unstoppable.
As is traditional for me, I shall watch the whole first quarter of the #SuperBowl, then fall asleep, wake-up midway through the second quarter and go to bed.
I'd really like to see the half-time show but it ain't happenin'
I'd really like to see the half-time show but it ain't happenin'
February 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
As is traditional for me, I shall watch the whole first quarter of the #SuperBowl, then fall asleep, wake-up midway through the second quarter and go to bed.
I'd really like to see the half-time show but it ain't happenin'
I'd really like to see the half-time show but it ain't happenin'
One of my dogs is now stone deaf
Getting him in at night now requires me to wander round the garden in the dark and tap his nose or arse to get his attention.
Trying to teach him to come to the torch light but no luck so far, seems you can't teach an old dog a new trick.
Getting him in at night now requires me to wander round the garden in the dark and tap his nose or arse to get his attention.
Trying to teach him to come to the torch light but no luck so far, seems you can't teach an old dog a new trick.
February 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
One of my dogs is now stone deaf
Getting him in at night now requires me to wander round the garden in the dark and tap his nose or arse to get his attention.
Trying to teach him to come to the torch light but no luck so far, seems you can't teach an old dog a new trick.
Getting him in at night now requires me to wander round the garden in the dark and tap his nose or arse to get his attention.
Trying to teach him to come to the torch light but no luck so far, seems you can't teach an old dog a new trick.
Lemon, garlic and tarragon chicken marinating in the frying pan.
Choped mushroom, bacon lardons ewady to add.
Cheese sauce prepped ready to serve.
Took 5 minutes to prep
It'll take 15-20 minutes to cook.
Chips in rhe air fryer ready to go.
This cooking lark is simples.
Choped mushroom, bacon lardons ewady to add.
Cheese sauce prepped ready to serve.
Took 5 minutes to prep
It'll take 15-20 minutes to cook.
Chips in rhe air fryer ready to go.
This cooking lark is simples.
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Lemon, garlic and tarragon chicken marinating in the frying pan.
Choped mushroom, bacon lardons ewady to add.
Cheese sauce prepped ready to serve.
Took 5 minutes to prep
It'll take 15-20 minutes to cook.
Chips in rhe air fryer ready to go.
This cooking lark is simples.
Choped mushroom, bacon lardons ewady to add.
Cheese sauce prepped ready to serve.
Took 5 minutes to prep
It'll take 15-20 minutes to cook.
Chips in rhe air fryer ready to go.
This cooking lark is simples.
Another rat deserting the sinking ship?
You tell me.
February 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Another rat deserting the sinking ship?
Productive day.
Prepped and painted a wall in the kitchen.
Curry from scratch in the slow cooker.
Victoria Sponge baked.
Prepped and painted a wall in the kitchen.
Curry from scratch in the slow cooker.
Victoria Sponge baked.
February 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Productive day.
Prepped and painted a wall in the kitchen.
Curry from scratch in the slow cooker.
Victoria Sponge baked.
Prepped and painted a wall in the kitchen.
Curry from scratch in the slow cooker.
Victoria Sponge baked.
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There was an agreement that the year would start with all political leaders being interviewed by Laura Kuenssberg.
The Green Party were on Sunday.
Watch back 👇🏼
m.youtube.com/watch?v=lMmD...
The Green Party were on Sunday.
Watch back 👇🏼
m.youtube.com/watch?v=lMmD...
Green Party is the party "of the 99%", says leader Zack Polanski | Sunday with Laura Kuenssberg
YouTube video by BBC Politics
m.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:05 AM
There was an agreement that the year would start with all political leaders being interviewed by Laura Kuenssberg.
The Green Party were on Sunday.
Watch back 👇🏼
m.youtube.com/watch?v=lMmD...
The Green Party were on Sunday.
Watch back 👇🏼
m.youtube.com/watch?v=lMmD...
Aren't you glad that you, the taxpayer has spent millions upon millions looking after Andrew & Fergie for decades.
Fucking vile parasites.
#Epstein
Fucking vile parasites.
#Epstein
February 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Aren't you glad that you, the taxpayer has spent millions upon millions looking after Andrew & Fergie for decades.
Fucking vile parasites.
#Epstein
Fucking vile parasites.
#Epstein
QTP with an album you'd rate a perfect 10/10 🎶🎶🎶
February 4, 2026 at 6:29 PM
QTP with an album you'd rate a perfect 10/10 🎶🎶🎶
Ripples from the Epstein horror show are more likely to end Starmer's tenure than Trump's.
February 4, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Ripples from the Epstein horror show are more likely to end Starmer's tenure than Trump's.
In today’s edition of “The Daily Telegraph Has Lost Its Mind”, the Daily Telegraph has lost its mind. Again.
February 4, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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Yep. He had to have known she was an unrepentant transphobe by then.
February 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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Meanwhile in France
February 1, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Meanwhile in France
Leek, onion, potato, garlic, salt, pepper, butter, herbs, veg stock cube. Chilli oil.
+ 🥖 & 🍷 & ⚽️
Perfect dinner
+ 🥖 & 🍷 & ⚽️
Perfect dinner
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Leek, onion, potato, garlic, salt, pepper, butter, herbs, veg stock cube. Chilli oil.
+ 🥖 & 🍷 & ⚽️
Perfect dinner
+ 🥖 & 🍷 & ⚽️
Perfect dinner
Pancake day here, not sure why, or what we were celebrating... probably some saint... but no matter, there was drink aplenty and friends and crépes in the village.
a person pouring syrup on a stack of pancakes
ALT: a person pouring syrup on a stack of pancakes
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February 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Pancake day here, not sure why, or what we were celebrating... probably some saint... but no matter, there was drink aplenty and friends and crépes in the village.
Tottenham atmosphere.
Flatter than a badger on a bypass.
Flatter than a badger on a bypass.
February 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Tottenham atmosphere.
Flatter than a badger on a bypass.
Flatter than a badger on a bypass.
Betfred owners paid tax of £400,000,000
Good on them.
But that's a fraction of the money stupid or desperate people give them every year chasing that big win.
400 fucking million.
Good on them.
But that's a fraction of the money stupid or desperate people give them every year chasing that big win.
400 fucking million.
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Betfred owners paid tax of £400,000,000
Good on them.
But that's a fraction of the money stupid or desperate people give them every year chasing that big win.
400 fucking million.
Good on them.
But that's a fraction of the money stupid or desperate people give them every year chasing that big win.
400 fucking million.
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Another Reform candidate on brand with antisemitic, Islamophobic and racist social media posts.
Nigel Farage opens investigation into Reform candidate over 'racist' and 'sickening' social media posts | LBC
Mike Manning is Reform UK's candidate in an upcoming by-election on Redcar and Cleveland Borough Council
www.lbc.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Another Reform candidate on brand with antisemitic, Islamophobic and racist social media posts.
Local garage fixed rhe puncture. Only wanted €20 for a beer...
Would've cost €100 minimum in town.
He'll be getting €40
I consider the €20 tip an investment...
Would've cost €100 minimum in town.
He'll be getting €40
I consider the €20 tip an investment...
Woke up to this, thought 'No drama i can put the emergency spare on and sort the new tyre at my convenience'.
Wheel nuts so tight I snapped the wrench trying to loosen them... and hurt my back... garage tomorrow.
Bugger
Wheel nuts so tight I snapped the wrench trying to loosen them... and hurt my back... garage tomorrow.
Bugger
January 27, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Local garage fixed rhe puncture. Only wanted €20 for a beer...
Would've cost €100 minimum in town.
He'll be getting €40
I consider the €20 tip an investment...
Would've cost €100 minimum in town.
He'll be getting €40
I consider the €20 tip an investment...