Baldockboro ๐ซ๐ท ๐
@baldockboro.bsky.social
Economically inactive immigrant to rural France.
Sweary dog lover. #StevenageFC
Sweary dog lover. #StevenageFC
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Why are you still giving them ยฃ100 a month?
February 11, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Why are you still giving them ยฃ100 a month?
Age verification?
I can use a rotary telephone just by using the cradle pins.
I can use a rotary telephone just by using the cradle pins.
Age verification?
I could type 30 wpm on a typewriter.
I could type 30 wpm on a typewriter.
Age verification?
I used to wind the tape back into the the cassette using a pencil to turn the spindles.
I used to wind the tape back into the the cassette using a pencil to turn the spindles.
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Age verification?
I can use a rotary telephone just by using the cradle pins.
I can use a rotary telephone just by using the cradle pins.
Must be what, 25 people there?
February 10, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Must be what, 25 people there?
Aye. Xmas present.
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Aye. Xmas present.
Next time I'll add some olive oil and cheese but it was tasty enough with homemade leek, onion and Roqueforte soup.
Well it *looks* like bread...
First attempt
First attempt
February 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Next time I'll add some olive oil and cheese but it was tasty enough with homemade leek, onion and Roqueforte soup.
Well it *looks* like bread...
First attempt
First attempt
February 10, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Well it *looks* like bread...
First attempt
First attempt
You know you're becoming your father when you've worn 'jogging bottoms' beyond the boundary of your home.
Transition is complete when you slip your feet into a pair of crocs for the first time.
Transition is complete when you slip your feet into a pair of crocs for the first time.
a person walking on a sidewalk with the words letsss gooo written on the ground
ALT: a person walking on a sidewalk with the words letsss gooo written on the ground
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February 10, 2026 at 8:51 AM
You know you're becoming your father when you've worn 'jogging bottoms' beyond the boundary of your home.
Transition is complete when you slip your feet into a pair of crocs for the first time.
Transition is complete when you slip your feet into a pair of crocs for the first time.
Stick or twist? Scary options all 3.
Only three cabinet ministers have not Tweeted or put out a message of support for Starmer:
Wes Streeting
Shabana Mahmood
Lisa Nandy (who is at the Winter Olympics)
This could of course change, but it's where we're at just before 3:30pm
Wes Streeting
Shabana Mahmood
Lisa Nandy (who is at the Winter Olympics)
This could of course change, but it's where we're at just before 3:30pm
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Stick or twist? Scary options all 3.
Two of them are a horrific thought. The third is a plain scary "is that the best we canndo" candidate.
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Two of them are a horrific thought. The third is a plain scary "is that the best we canndo" candidate.
Liverpool, take a bow.
Unstoppable.
Unstoppable.
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Liverpool, take a bow.
Unstoppable.
Unstoppable.
As is traditional for me, I shall watch the whole first quarter of the #SuperBowl, then fall asleep, wake-up midway through the second quarter and go to bed.
I'd really like to see the half-time show but it ain't happenin'
I'd really like to see the half-time show but it ain't happenin'
February 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
As is traditional for me, I shall watch the whole first quarter of the #SuperBowl, then fall asleep, wake-up midway through the second quarter and go to bed.
I'd really like to see the half-time show but it ain't happenin'
I'd really like to see the half-time show but it ain't happenin'
JK Rowling will be sad.
So that's nice.
So that's nice.
February 8, 2026 at 3:09 PM
JK Rowling will be sad.
So that's nice.
So that's nice.
Do you get the impression any of the management will really let rip, or is that left to Pidge, Goode and Roberts?
I'd think maybe Scott would but I might be playing to the big angry Scot stereotype.
I'd think maybe Scott would but I might be playing to the big angry Scot stereotype.
February 8, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Do you get the impression any of the management will really let rip, or is that left to Pidge, Goode and Roberts?
I'd think maybe Scott would but I might be playing to the big angry Scot stereotype.
I'd think maybe Scott would but I might be playing to the big angry Scot stereotype.
One of my dogs is now stone deaf
Getting him in at night now requires me to wander round the garden in the dark and tap his nose or arse to get his attention.
Trying to teach him to come to the torch light but no luck so far, seems you can't teach an old dog a new trick.
Getting him in at night now requires me to wander round the garden in the dark and tap his nose or arse to get his attention.
Trying to teach him to come to the torch light but no luck so far, seems you can't teach an old dog a new trick.
February 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
One of my dogs is now stone deaf
Getting him in at night now requires me to wander round the garden in the dark and tap his nose or arse to get his attention.
Trying to teach him to come to the torch light but no luck so far, seems you can't teach an old dog a new trick.
Getting him in at night now requires me to wander round the garden in the dark and tap his nose or arse to get his attention.
Trying to teach him to come to the torch light but no luck so far, seems you can't teach an old dog a new trick.
See now you've lost me. Cricket is foreign to me.
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
See now you've lost me. Cricket is foreign to me.
Because he's been a bit shit at times recently is my guess?
Big call but Freestone a better left sided CB now for me. Except aerially.
But we missed Pidge organising.
Big call but Freestone a better left sided CB now for me. Except aerially.
But we missed Pidge organising.
February 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Because he's been a bit shit at times recently is my guess?
Big call but Freestone a better left sided CB now for me. Except aerially.
But we missed Pidge organising.
Big call but Freestone a better left sided CB now for me. Except aerially.
But we missed Pidge organising.
I watched. We did. Hard to blame Revs for this one.
Defensively poor but going forward more than ok.
But it'll really dent the players. Worryingly so.
Defensively poor but going forward more than ok.
But it'll really dent the players. Worryingly so.
February 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I watched. We did. Hard to blame Revs for this one.
Defensively poor but going forward more than ok.
But it'll really dent the players. Worryingly so.
Defensively poor but going forward more than ok.
But it'll really dent the players. Worryingly so.
Lemon, garlic and tarragon chicken marinating in the frying pan.
Choped mushroom, bacon lardons ewady to add.
Cheese sauce prepped ready to serve.
Took 5 minutes to prep
It'll take 15-20 minutes to cook.
Chips in rhe air fryer ready to go.
This cooking lark is simples.
Choped mushroom, bacon lardons ewady to add.
Cheese sauce prepped ready to serve.
Took 5 minutes to prep
It'll take 15-20 minutes to cook.
Chips in rhe air fryer ready to go.
This cooking lark is simples.
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Lemon, garlic and tarragon chicken marinating in the frying pan.
Choped mushroom, bacon lardons ewady to add.
Cheese sauce prepped ready to serve.
Took 5 minutes to prep
It'll take 15-20 minutes to cook.
Chips in rhe air fryer ready to go.
This cooking lark is simples.
Choped mushroom, bacon lardons ewady to add.
Cheese sauce prepped ready to serve.
Took 5 minutes to prep
It'll take 15-20 minutes to cook.
Chips in rhe air fryer ready to go.
This cooking lark is simples.
For a change.... ๐
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
For a change.... ๐
It's what we have been banging on about for ages, let's see if it actually works....
February 7, 2026 at 2:04 PM
It's what we have been banging on about for ages, let's see if it actually works....
Bez, Robbo and Chem on the bench, don't need another wide man there.
February 7, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Bez, Robbo and Chem on the bench, don't need another wide man there.
Thompson for White is the only change I'd make to that starting 11
Roberts for Kemp on the hour I suspect - if we aren't winning.
Roberts for Kemp on the hour I suspect - if we aren't winning.
February 7, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Thompson for White is the only change I'd make to that starting 11
Roberts for Kemp on the hour I suspect - if we aren't winning.
Roberts for Kemp on the hour I suspect - if we aren't winning.
All those farmers who voted Leave and for Johnson's Tories must be chuffed to bits.
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
All those farmers who voted Leave and for Johnson's Tories must be chuffed to bits.