cleopantless
@baitkush.bsky.social
bitter yet hopeful // horny & lewd
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cleopantless
@baitkush.bsky.social
· Nov 7
mike patton and mozart have THE SAME BIRTHDAY and i am pinning this tweet because of its sheer importance and everyone who likes music should know this fact
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
2025 all i did was date virgos & virgos are all i will ever date ever again. they are the best.
all 4 of my most recent crushes have been virgos
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
2025 all i did was date virgos & virgos are all i will ever date ever again. they are the best.
i really love to date hot himbos who want me to take their photo all the time.
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
i really love to date hot himbos who want me to take their photo all the time.
unconventional crush mix:
on.soundcloud.com/kb6SVXhcLUdg...
on.soundcloud.com/kb6SVXhcLUdg...
sausmix (v)
woof woof
soundcloud.com
August 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
unconventional crush mix:
on.soundcloud.com/kb6SVXhcLUdg...
on.soundcloud.com/kb6SVXhcLUdg...
nothing will send me into a tizzy more than a crush sending a playlist unprompted
July 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
nothing will send me into a tizzy more than a crush sending a playlist unprompted
crazy to think that there are kids alive today that never knew a time when rap WASN'T gay.
July 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
crazy to think that there are kids alive today that never knew a time when rap WASN'T gay.
my red flag is that i will never skip a riffraff song if it comes up on shuffle
June 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
my red flag is that i will never skip a riffraff song if it comes up on shuffle
really gotten into writing fan-fiction lately but its about me having 2 boyfriends. one is a ghost and one is imaginary, so its practically based on my real life.
May 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
really gotten into writing fan-fiction lately but its about me having 2 boyfriends. one is a ghost and one is imaginary, so its practically based on my real life.
all 4 of my most recent crushes have been virgos
May 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
all 4 of my most recent crushes have been virgos
is it really too much to ask for two boyfriends that love me but also love each other
May 26, 2025 at 11:16 AM
is it really too much to ask for two boyfriends that love me but also love each other
if you are not interested in hearing about what music i have been playing on repeat lately then i take that very personally
May 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
if you are not interested in hearing about what music i have been playing on repeat lately then i take that very personally
i pray every day to be cradled by my higher power
April 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
i pray every day to be cradled by my higher power
why does living in iowa correlate directly to my online shopping addiction? (don't worry, i only buy stuff my friends make)
March 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
why does living in iowa correlate directly to my online shopping addiction? (don't worry, i only buy stuff my friends make)
high-key craving a cute date not gonna lie.
March 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
high-key craving a cute date not gonna lie.
basically, my life is better when there's dogs and tattoos in it.
March 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
basically, my life is better when there's dogs and tattoos in it.
guys i have come to the conclusion that i am in fact, a furry.
March 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
guys i have come to the conclusion that i am in fact, a furry.
coworker asked me if i'm a furry.
February 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
coworker asked me if i'm a furry.
it has been 7 days since i decided that i am in a committed relationship with iowa. ever since i stopped fighting it, some notable things have been falling into place. so yeah, i live in iowa and i am happy about it.
February 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
it has been 7 days since i decided that i am in a committed relationship with iowa. ever since i stopped fighting it, some notable things have been falling into place. so yeah, i live in iowa and i am happy about it.
uh oh everyone is moving to bluesky & i’ve decided this is my h0rny place so… you have been warned.
January 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
uh oh everyone is moving to bluesky & i’ve decided this is my h0rny place so… you have been warned.
tonight the parties at the rave, i don’t like my women underage, free all of my dogs who in a cage
January 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
tonight the parties at the rave, i don’t like my women underage, free all of my dogs who in a cage
the vampire told me that he will not be joining me in the shower this morning because he wants to go to work covered in my cum like hello. this is love.
December 13, 2024 at 11:18 PM
the vampire told me that he will not be joining me in the shower this morning because he wants to go to work covered in my cum like hello. this is love.
it’s been a month of ethereal & mind blowing orgasms so i think it’s safe to say this crush has undoubtedly turned into love.
December 13, 2024 at 11:16 PM
it’s been a month of ethereal & mind blowing orgasms so i think it’s safe to say this crush has undoubtedly turned into love.
either magic or evil is stored in the second chin and most of the time you can tell exactly which one it is
December 8, 2024 at 4:12 PM
either magic or evil is stored in the second chin and most of the time you can tell exactly which one it is
s07e04 of love is blind 45 minutes in has me ugly weeping. sharing this for my future self.
December 7, 2024 at 1:52 AM
s07e04 of love is blind 45 minutes in has me ugly weeping. sharing this for my future self.
last time i was crushing this hard i got married & moved to a different country. debilitating horniness levels of crushing. my tongue swells up and i lose the ability to form sentences levels of crushing.
November 19, 2024 at 12:45 AM
last time i was crushing this hard i got married & moved to a different country. debilitating horniness levels of crushing. my tongue swells up and i lose the ability to form sentences levels of crushing.