Bagel Boss Man
@bagelboss.bsky.social
Enjoyer of bagels, light mayo, and hot oil
AJ and Big Justice fell off
October 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
AJ and Big Justice fell off
* going to The Daily to hear about top news of the day on the way to work *
The New York Times: here’s 30 min on the perils of AI featuring a guy who fell in love with chatgpt and died fucking his computer
The New York Times: here’s 30 min on the perils of AI featuring a guy who fell in love with chatgpt and died fucking his computer
February 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
* going to The Daily to hear about top news of the day on the way to work *
The New York Times: here’s 30 min on the perils of AI featuring a guy who fell in love with chatgpt and died fucking his computer
The New York Times: here’s 30 min on the perils of AI featuring a guy who fell in love with chatgpt and died fucking his computer
This is a preposterous dome I’m sorry
December 2, 2024 at 4:54 AM
This is a preposterous dome I’m sorry
I once skeeted suggesting that the Rizzler had fumbled the bag. I apologize and can confirm he has, in fact, not fumbled the bag. The bag is secure and the aura is sky high
September 20, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I once skeeted suggesting that the Rizzler had fumbled the bag. I apologize and can confirm he has, in fact, not fumbled the bag. The bag is secure and the aura is sky high
In my Obamna era and will not be taking questions at this time
June 15, 2024 at 2:38 AM
In my Obamna era and will not be taking questions at this time
Has anyone fumbled the bag harder than the rizzler?
June 15, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Has anyone fumbled the bag harder than the rizzler?
Pookie is looking absolutely fire today
March 29, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Pookie is looking absolutely fire today
Jesus was the original foot guy
March 26, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Jesus was the original foot guy
Me: Hi
Bradley cooper: I let my dog lick it
Bradley cooper: I let my dog lick it
March 1, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Me: Hi
Bradley cooper: I let my dog lick it
Bradley cooper: I let my dog lick it
Opened Bluesky with this image in drafts. Not sure what I was gonna skeet last night but I bet it was good….
October 8, 2023 at 1:18 AM
Opened Bluesky with this image in drafts. Not sure what I was gonna skeet last night but I bet it was good….
It is a very good day for the dumbest jokes you’ve ever seen
October 4, 2023 at 12:42 AM
It is a very good day for the dumbest jokes you’ve ever seen
Reposted by Bagel Boss Man
When my local brewery releases their 69th limited edition hazy IPA
September 30, 2023 at 2:28 AM
When my local brewery releases their 69th limited edition hazy IPA
Me after exactly 1 gummy and 3 hazy ipas
September 30, 2023 at 1:58 AM
Me after exactly 1 gummy and 3 hazy ipas
Y’all are laughing at this, and rightly so, but I assure you, 88% of you look just like this in a cowboy hat
September 29, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Y’all are laughing at this, and rightly so, but I assure you, 88% of you look just like this in a cowboy hat
Sir, he’s ordering a flight
September 29, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Sir, he’s ordering a flight
*next in line at the brewery
*guy in front of me with a head ass lookin face: “yeah, I’m gonna do a flight”
*guy in front of me with a head ass lookin face: “yeah, I’m gonna do a flight”
September 29, 2023 at 4:51 PM
*next in line at the brewery
*guy in front of me with a head ass lookin face: “yeah, I’m gonna do a flight”
*guy in front of me with a head ass lookin face: “yeah, I’m gonna do a flight”