For several months (maybe many?) back in 1981, I loved singing Red Rider’s big hit:
Let me take French,
I know you're out there
You're in hiding
And you hold your meetings
The song rocked even if I couldn’t make sense of the lyrics.
For several months (maybe many?) back in 1981, I loved singing Red Rider’s big hit:
Let me take French,
I know you're out there
You're in hiding
And you hold your meetings
The song rocked even if I couldn’t make sense of the lyrics.
Christmas tree destroyed by cats
Malibu Karen Barbie
Trailer Trash Klingon
Predator Garbage Collector
Christmas tree destroyed by cats
Malibu Karen Barbie
Trailer Trash Klingon
Predator Garbage Collector
• Everyone else: “You do know that women can just go to mechanics. What women want is someone who is kind and caring.”
• Everyone else: “You do know that women can just go to mechanics. What women want is someone who is kind and caring.”
Jeffrey Dahmer: FDA Meat Inspector
Rasputin: Trump
Political Consultant
Jeffrey Dahmer: FDA Meat Inspector
Rasputin: Trump
Political Consultant
Rosemary’s Baby’s Gender Reveal
Rosemary’s Baby’s Gender Reveal
Little Zombie on the Prairie
Great American Bake Off: Xenomorph Edition
Dracula: Walmart Employee
Professional Wolfman Wrestling
Little Zombie on the Prairie
Great American Bake Off: Xenomorph Edition
Dracula: Walmart Employee
Professional Wolfman Wrestling
• Luna: “Your humor, like your personality, has the buoyancy of lead.”
• Me: “Ooh! Low blow!”
• Luna: “I could go lower, but you’ve already sunk among the infinitesimals.”
• Luna: “Your humor, like your personality, has the buoyancy of lead.”
• Me: “Ooh! Low blow!”
• Luna: “I could go lower, but you’ve already sunk among the infinitesimals.”
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• Me, taken aback: “You do know that your father, myself, and the kids are all adults, right?”
• Jeong: “You’re so cute when you think you’re making any sense.”
• Me, taken aback: “You do know that your father, myself, and the kids are all adults, right?”
• Jeong: “You’re so cute when you think you’re making any sense.”
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Norway - 0
UK - 0
France - 0
Spain - 0
Portugal - 0
Denmark - 0
Australia - 0
Iceland - 0
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That’s right: genocide-fueled land grab.
That’s right: genocide-fueled land grab.
He said thousands of innocent Palestinians are being killed, and Israeli hostages are kept in terrible conditions for almost two years, and political prisoners are languishing in jails."
He said thousands of innocent Palestinians are being killed, and Israeli hostages are kept in terrible conditions for almost two years, and political prisoners are languishing in jails."