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Bats aren't scary to criminals, police are scary to criminals. Bruce Wayne should have become Policeman

Considering that we learn from our mistakes and defeats, Trump has been farming xp with a long life time of horrific mistakes so that eventually he'll open up the level up screen and learn from all his mistakes at once, and then he'll have the skill points to become Mega Einstein Buddha! Trust bro!

Banks are actually really poor because they owe basically everyone in the world a shit tonne of gold

Facts are only believed to be real because everyone believes in them, if you believe a lie hard enough it'll cancel it out and become like what real is! It takes an enormous amount of effort to do this and is thus heroic

Money saving tip for until you for realsies become a gazillionaire: have a communal toothbrush and calculate and stick to the fraction of it that everyone gets to use!

Dystopian novelists are so dumb: Here's what it would be like if shit was all fucked up, fucked up right? give me money

Google removing "Don't Be Evil" from it's rules show that it's made peace with it's own nature as a person (which is what a company is ofc), it shows that it's leaving behind a shame based personal ethics and is becoming it's own person and trusting itself! How cool