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the Lawrence Arms the Falcon liquid death Hard Times The Onion dong model, some arbys booking: https://www.atomicmusicgroup.com/artists/?view=artpro&aid=OTc=
Alohaoly moly. Can’t wait. Let’s luauta control folks
January 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Alohaoly moly. Can’t wait. Let’s luauta control folks
I’d like to thank all y’all that came to see TLA in Orange County this past Sunday. Jk. no one on Bluesky (besides me, sadly) would ever be caught dead in Orange County
November 8, 2023 at 5:26 AM
I’d like to thank all y’all that came to see TLA in Orange County this past Sunday. Jk. no one on Bluesky (besides me, sadly) would ever be caught dead in Orange County
Still some tix folks. Join the army eh?
October 20, 2023 at 11:01 PM
Still some tix folks. Join the army eh?
Little known fact: the PT in PT Barnum stands for pig tits
October 13, 2023 at 7:19 AM
Little known fact: the PT in PT Barnum stands for pig tits
20 years is a long time
September 23, 2023 at 7:18 PM
20 years is a long time
Onward heathen soldiers tix here www.etix.com/ticket/e/103...
September 21, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Onward heathen soldiers tix here www.etix.com/ticket/e/103...
My new mc name is sex ed
September 11, 2023 at 8:07 AM
My new mc name is sex ed
that Georgia Maq cover of Samson is quite possibly the best cover of an already perfect seemingly uncoverable song I've ever heard and it's one of the most powerful songs I've ever heard in its own right. No qualifiers. Fuck. Incredible.
August 27, 2023 at 12:29 AM
that Georgia Maq cover of Samson is quite possibly the best cover of an already perfect seemingly uncoverable song I've ever heard and it's one of the most powerful songs I've ever heard in its own right. No qualifiers. Fuck. Incredible.
Pimp brisket is a good name for a horrible bbq party bar in Orlando
August 12, 2023 at 2:16 AM
Pimp brisket is a good name for a horrible bbq party bar in Orlando
this place is like that one level of mormon heaven where you know that the people you love are there but you can't find them because god is a cruel dick
August 7, 2023 at 5:51 PM
this place is like that one level of mormon heaven where you know that the people you love are there but you can't find them because god is a cruel dick
It’s gonna be so awesome when Mitch McConnell dies
July 27, 2023 at 3:31 AM
It’s gonna be so awesome when Mitch McConnell dies
a few weeks ago I was in the vicinity of this dude who let it be known that he was a standup comedian and then after he claimed not to understand the idea of 'twitter comedy' he said "I AM a comedy expert actually" which may be the most humor-free sentence ever uttered
July 21, 2023 at 8:55 PM
a few weeks ago I was in the vicinity of this dude who let it be known that he was a standup comedian and then after he claimed not to understand the idea of 'twitter comedy' he said "I AM a comedy expert actually" which may be the most humor-free sentence ever uttered
Andrew tate is so cool
July 18, 2023 at 7:56 AM
Andrew tate is so cool
I don’t believe I lost my bag of cocaine at the White House
July 13, 2023 at 5:06 PM
I don’t believe I lost my bag of cocaine at the White House
I’m like a sommelier for the various pronunciations of the word sommelier
July 7, 2023 at 10:42 PM
I’m like a sommelier for the various pronunciations of the word sommelier
When I was a kid the movie the last starfighter taught me that video games can be, among other things, secret tests to see if you have what it takes to command a galactic fleet. In other news I’m oddly good at that one line drawing game so I’ll probably get my engineering degree by mail any day now
July 7, 2023 at 6:39 PM
When I was a kid the movie the last starfighter taught me that video games can be, among other things, secret tests to see if you have what it takes to command a galactic fleet. In other news I’m oddly good at that one line drawing game so I’ll probably get my engineering degree by mail any day now
The hamburglar has to be the only restaurant mascot ever to have their defining characteristic be “I steal from this restaurant.” And that’s not the weirdest part. The mayor’s head was a cheeseburger, which contextually gives the hamburglar strong face eating assassin vibes. #vivahamburglar
July 4, 2023 at 5:48 PM
The hamburglar has to be the only restaurant mascot ever to have their defining characteristic be “I steal from this restaurant.” And that’s not the weirdest part. The mayor’s head was a cheeseburger, which contextually gives the hamburglar strong face eating assassin vibes. #vivahamburglar
Nothing more disheartening than seeing otherwise benign subcultures flying the pawstika flag
June 30, 2023 at 10:10 PM
Nothing more disheartening than seeing otherwise benign subcultures flying the pawstika flag
What’s a band that has a name that would be better suited to a different genre? I’ll begin: the Backstreet Boys should be an oi/street punk/skinhead band
June 29, 2023 at 9:38 PM
What’s a band that has a name that would be better suited to a different genre? I’ll begin: the Backstreet Boys should be an oi/street punk/skinhead band
the looped piano in Diamonds and Guns is the jazz loving urbanite cousin of the tweaked out hoser baseline from Rags & Bones.
This post is really for everyone, huh? Broad appeal, easily understood, universally obvious if you think about it
This post is really for everyone, huh? Broad appeal, easily understood, universally obvious if you think about it
June 29, 2023 at 5:36 PM
the looped piano in Diamonds and Guns is the jazz loving urbanite cousin of the tweaked out hoser baseline from Rags & Bones.
This post is really for everyone, huh? Broad appeal, easily understood, universally obvious if you think about it
This post is really for everyone, huh? Broad appeal, easily understood, universally obvious if you think about it
When I was in 5th grade a new girl joined our class halfway through the year. I assume she was sad to leave her friends and her parents told her she could get a new start and be whoever she wanted so she told us her nickname was DJ. Those weren't her initials. Full house was very popular at the time
June 27, 2023 at 12:47 AM
When I was in 5th grade a new girl joined our class halfway through the year. I assume she was sad to leave her friends and her parents told her she could get a new start and be whoever she wanted so she told us her nickname was DJ. Those weren't her initials. Full house was very popular at the time