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Shadow of the Dragon (1992). A mild Samurai Cop reunion for Jimmy Williams, Robert Z'Dar and Gerald Okamura. Hilarious ADR especially on the 'Mekong Dragon' who grumbles his way through lines, while the rest are incredibly laid back sounding in the face of even murder. #film #filmsky #movies #bad
March 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Deadly Descent: The Abominable Snowman (2013). A man who went hunting for a Yeti with only a handgun goes missing. His sister and a series of other carboard cut-outs go searching for him. The movie may have just been an excuse to go snowboarding/skiing. #filmsky #movie #badmovie #film
March 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Crime Killer (1987). An egosploitation film where Zeus, aka the Crime Killer, goes after a crime syndicate in the least professional way possible. Zeus's theme tune starts even when completing the most mundane tasks, including reloading his gun while holding it in his mouth. #movies #films
March 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Troll 2 (1990). People may know the 'Oh My God' scene, but equally entertaining is the dads impassioned list of his homes utilities, or having to tighten his belt to not feel hunger pains. Why do vegetarian trolls need to melt fleshy people into green non-flesh? Who knows. #films #movies #badmovies
March 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Troll 2 (1990). People may know the 'Oh My God' scene, but equally entertaining is the dads impassioned list of his homes utilities, or having to tighten his belt to not feel hunger pains. Why do vegetarian trolls need to melt fleshy people into green non-flesh? Who knows. #films #movies #badmovies
Cade: The Tortured Crossing (2023). Breen at his best, now with even more ambitious use of green-screen, though don't fret, it's still thoroughly unconvincing. A sequel to Twisted Pair (2018), though that only makes it marginally more comprehensible. Highlight: the white tiger. #badmovies #filmsky
February 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Cade: The Tortured Crossing (2023). Breen at his best, now with even more ambitious use of green-screen, though don't fret, it's still thoroughly unconvincing. A sequel to Twisted Pair (2018), though that only makes it marginally more comprehensible. Highlight: the white tiger. #badmovies #filmsky
I Am Here....Now (2009). Breen plays an immortal space techno-Jesus who takes a very long time to leave the desert. His wrath includes rubbing up near women's faces with a rubber mask on and passing judgement on some low level criminals and Vegas execs before leaving Earth. #badmovies #movies #films
February 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I Am Here....Now (2009). Breen plays an immortal space techno-Jesus who takes a very long time to leave the desert. His wrath includes rubbing up near women's faces with a rubber mask on and passing judgement on some low level criminals and Vegas execs before leaving Earth. #badmovies #movies #films
Devil's Revenge (2019). If watching William Shatner go on a weird monologue then, later on, point-blank shoot some demons with a grenade launcher was on your 'must see' list, this movies for you. If not, skip it. For extra Star Trek cred - Jeri Ryan also stars. #films #movies #badmovies #filmsky
February 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Devil's Revenge (2019). If watching William Shatner go on a weird monologue then, later on, point-blank shoot some demons with a grenade launcher was on your 'must see' list, this movies for you. If not, skip it. For extra Star Trek cred - Jeri Ryan also stars. #films #movies #badmovies #filmsky
Fateful Findings (2014). Laptop abuse, carpeted hospital rooms and awkward shower love. Belongs in the Bad Movie Hall of Fame. #neilbreen #badmovies #movies #films #filmsky
February 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Fateful Findings (2014). Laptop abuse, carpeted hospital rooms and awkward shower love. Belongs in the Bad Movie Hall of Fame. #neilbreen #badmovies #movies #films #filmsky
The Room (2003). A classic that may have been written by, and star, an alien in a skin suit. It's endearing that, for an ego-movie, Tommy Wiseau isn't some mega badass karate master, no, Tommy is just a well liked popular guy, with friends too! Crazy! #filmsky #movies #films
February 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Samurai Cop (1991). If you like bad movies, you've seen it. Anything that can go wrong, goes wrong, but it's hard to look away. Some of the action scenes feel like kids playing with toy guns/swords, but that energy is exactly why it's so charmingly entertaining. #movies #filmsky #films
February 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The Man Who Killed Hitler Then Bigfoot (2018). Great actors in what is more of a character study, so despite the title, bigfoot about to kill off humanity because it has a super virus feels more like whiplash when it finally shows up half way through the film. #filmsky #movies #films
February 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Planet Raptor (2007). If you want to know what Steven Bauer was up to before Breaking Bad, here you go. Aesthetically reminds me of Stargate but with a horrible tint and shots of CGI raptors you'll be sick of seeing on repeat by the end. Bonus; it has decapitations. #filmsky #movies #films
February 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Bad Fish (2024). A nicely shot movie about an evil mermaid with one legitimately sort of creepy scene. But the "plot twist", if it's even supposed to be one, can be seen from a mile off. Meanwhile, the animated flashback looks like it was cut from the Zelda CD-i game. #filmsky #movies #films
February 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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After 60 years #hammerfilms has a new movie coming out! #Ithaqua 💀 “set in the brutal wilderness of 1800’s Canada.” Check out this beautiful poster just realized for it.
February 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
After 60 years #hammerfilms has a new movie coming out! #Ithaqua 💀 “set in the brutal wilderness of 1800’s Canada.” Check out this beautiful poster just realized for it.
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Oh, the legend they say
On a Valentine's Day
Is a curse that'll live on and on
MY BLOODY VALENTINE was released in theaters on February 11, 1981, exactly 44 years ago.
On a Valentine's Day
Is a curse that'll live on and on
MY BLOODY VALENTINE was released in theaters on February 11, 1981, exactly 44 years ago.
February 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Oh, the legend they say
On a Valentine's Day
Is a curse that'll live on and on
MY BLOODY VALENTINE was released in theaters on February 11, 1981, exactly 44 years ago.
On a Valentine's Day
Is a curse that'll live on and on
MY BLOODY VALENTINE was released in theaters on February 11, 1981, exactly 44 years ago.
Black Wake (2018) Eric Roberts, Tom Sizemore and Vincent Pastore show up for 5 minutes each in this found footage snore fest about a scientist trying to uncover the truth about a series of deaths. One main sin a bad movie can commit is being boring, and this is. #filmsky #movies #films
February 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Suburban Sasquatch (2004). The police uniforms consist of regular shirts with post-it notes attached and the main characters have the same conversation multiple times, but it's all made worth while when the teleporting busty sasquatch shows up to bank some violent kills. #filmsky #badmovies
February 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Suburban Sasquatch (2004). The police uniforms consist of regular shirts with post-it notes attached and the main characters have the same conversation multiple times, but it's all made worth while when the teleporting busty sasquatch shows up to bank some violent kills. #filmsky #badmovies
H.P. Lovecraft's The Old Ones (2024). A sea captain and his hearing-aid travel from the 1920's to present day where he must go back in time to make amends. Nothing says cosmic horror like four guys in a 4x4 and Nyarlathotep hanging about in a junkyard at the side of a highway. #movies #films
February 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Born Into Mafia (2007). A man decides to leave "Russia" to start a new life in LA and live the American *dream* of getting married on the second date. He gets help from a very red faced man and his friend who is sometimes played by the back of someone else's head #filmsky #movies
February 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Moby Dick (2010). Well, it is just the Moby Dick story, except through the bland, passionless mediocrity of an Asylum film. I could say more, but it would be fitting to put as much effort into this post as they do with their films. #filmsky #badmovies #movies #film
February 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Moby Dick (2010). Well, it is just the Moby Dick story, except through the bland, passionless mediocrity of an Asylum film. I could say more, but it would be fitting to put as much effort into this post as they do with their films. #filmsky #badmovies #movies #film
Morbius (2022). Wouldn't be posted if the image of Matt Smith dancing to EKSE - Off the Meds didn't live rent free in my head since. Who even convinced Matt Smith and Jared Harris to be in this? The poster says it was out on the 1st April, make of that what you will... #filmsky #badmovies #movies
February 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Morbius (2022). Wouldn't be posted if the image of Matt Smith dancing to EKSE - Off the Meds didn't live rent free in my head since. Who even convinced Matt Smith and Jared Harris to be in this? The poster says it was out on the 1st April, make of that what you will... #filmsky #badmovies #movies
Toxic Apocalypse (2016). Despite the title, it's more of a crime action/thriller. Notable for the car chase that uses every trick in the book to convince you (poorly) it's a high speed chase, when in reality, the cars either doing 10mph tops or clearly stationary. #filmsky #badmovies
February 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Toxic Apocalypse (2016). Despite the title, it's more of a crime action/thriller. Notable for the car chase that uses every trick in the book to convince you (poorly) it's a high speed chase, when in reality, the cars either doing 10mph tops or clearly stationary. #filmsky #badmovies