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Roy
@badlydrawnroy.bsky.social
Leeds-based man creature, lover of books, dogs and swimming. Come the fuck on, Bridget. 🏳️‍🌈

He/him.


www.instagram.com/badlydrawnroy
If he can't spell names he's gonna fit right the fuck in here #TheTraitors
January 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
More drama! More gays! More Claudia! #TheTraitors
January 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
HELLO STEPHEN #TheTraitors
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Watched the Stranger Things finale this morning - will avoid anything spoiler-adjacent for those who haven't got to it yet. Enjoyed but I have Thoughts™️ (available via DM).
January 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Happy New Year.

Just given myself brain freeze by speed eating 12 fridge-cold grapes at midnight.
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
We just watched Wake Up Dead Man. Firstly - I would let Josh O'Connor do unspeakable things to me. Secondly - I actually think that was my favourite of the Knives Out movies, even though I'd seen a lot of middling reviews.
December 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I read 43 books this year - not the most I've ever done but I deliberately tried to read longer books this year rather than aiming for a numerical target. These were some particular highlights!
December 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Got papped in "Uncle Roy" mode with our friends' little boy the other day
December 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The Festive Perineum is for doing spectacularly little, obviously, but I did also get back on my bullshit today and went for a swim.
December 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Christmas dinners (as with all roast dinners) just don't photograph well but we both agreed this is probably the best Christmas dinner I've ever cooked. Daddy's now earned a sit down.
December 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I've Muppet Christmas Carol-ed and inhaled a Chinese takeaway, and I'm now under a blanket watching Meet Me In St Louis with a spicy margarita, like a fucking boss.
December 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Got up and smashed a 1km morning swim, then picked up the Christmas fruit and veg from the greengrocers. Christmas Eve - bring it on!
December 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Nice little festive visit over to the homeland (Southport) to see my folks and exchange gifts before the big day
December 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It happens every year and i don't know why I'm always surprised by it - I get halfway through wrapping presents and then lose the will to live and have to talk myself into finishing the job
December 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm very glad today's the shortest day because I am fucking done with winter. I want sunlight. I want to wear less clothing. I want the opposite of this -
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
So the open secret about D***d W*lliams being a right wrong'un is finally now out in the open.

Do we think the alleged thing about him and his sister (IYKYK) is true too?
December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This morning's dog walk is giving horror movie. Can I go back to bed please?
December 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I saw this the other day and it's really stuck with me. Is it bizarre to find this oddly inspiring?
December 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Lovely day of festive celebrations at work, then out for drinks and darts, then absolutely smashed MC-ing the Leeds Queer Book Club Christmas Quiz with @thenirishkat.bsky.social. And now, bed.
December 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
First year I think ever where I've had a lot of photos of myself which I actually like looking at, so let's celebrate that!
December 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Up early, walked all over Leeds city centre to finish my Christmas shopping, then a trip to the dog park with a friend, then walking my own dog, then a trip to the pool to swim 1250m in 33 minutes. Saturday! Done!
December 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
In a virtual queue now for the presale for Rosalía. I've been a fan since the El Mal Querer era so not to be all gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss but...tickets please.
a woman with curly hair sits at a desk talking to a man with gray hair
ALT: a woman with curly hair sits at a desk talking to a man with gray hair
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Reposted by Roy
What a surprise - BBC News presenting Peggie's tribunal as a victory when reading the judgement shows she and her GC backers - Sex Matters - lost on almost every point, and referring to Dr Upton as a "biological male". The transphobic bias is so blatant, it is visible from space. Impartial, my arse!
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Annual Christmas gathering at our house successfully wrapped 🎄
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Freshly trimmed, gay powers restored, etc. etc.

I first met Antonio 8 years ago and I've basically never let anyone else touch my hair ever since.
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM