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🚗 Season one: car jokes
🚗 Season one: car jokes
What kind of pants should you wear while driving?
Car-go pants
Car-go pants
January 21, 2025 at 11:59 AM
What kind of pants should you wear while driving?
Car-go pants
Car-go pants
Where do average golfers keep their cars?
In a PAR-KING lot
In a PAR-KING lot
January 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Where do average golfers keep their cars?
In a PAR-KING lot
In a PAR-KING lot
Why did the driver stomp on a flower? Cause his passenger said to step on the pedal!
December 9, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Why did the driver stomp on a flower? Cause his passenger said to step on the pedal!
Where should you sit if you need to recharge a car battery?
A booster seat.
A booster seat.
November 25, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Where should you sit if you need to recharge a car battery?
A booster seat.
A booster seat.
What do the workers at the car dealership do at the end of their career?
They re-tire.
They re-tire.
November 24, 2024 at 11:59 AM
What do the workers at the car dealership do at the end of their career?
They re-tire.
They re-tire.
In a car, where is the best place to keep all your hyphenated things?
On the dashboard.
On the dashboard.
November 22, 2024 at 11:42 AM
In a car, where is the best place to keep all your hyphenated things?
On the dashboard.
On the dashboard.
Some people can really tell when car owners are being dishonest… they have a driver’s lie sense.
November 21, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Some people can really tell when car owners are being dishonest… they have a driver’s lie sense.
Why did cars take turns driving around actor Richard Gere?
They had Gere shifts.
They had Gere shifts.
November 20, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Why did cars take turns driving around actor Richard Gere?
They had Gere shifts.
They had Gere shifts.
How did the car feel about having low air in its tire?
Deflated.
Deflated.
November 19, 2024 at 11:20 AM
How did the car feel about having low air in its tire?
Deflated.
Deflated.
What does a mechanic do at lunch time?
He takes a brake
He takes a brake
November 18, 2024 at 11:14 AM
What does a mechanic do at lunch time?
He takes a brake
He takes a brake
If your engine fails and you need an alternative energy source to propel your vehicle you should go to the car dealership.
They make auto sails.
They make auto sails.
November 17, 2024 at 11:18 AM
If your engine fails and you need an alternative energy source to propel your vehicle you should go to the car dealership.
They make auto sails.
They make auto sails.
It’s not great to make car jokes…
It makes you sound fuelish.
It makes you sound fuelish.
November 16, 2024 at 12:11 PM
It’s not great to make car jokes…
It makes you sound fuelish.
It makes you sound fuelish.