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Pastel Wulph
@baddadwolf.bsky.social
Just your average space and sci-fi loving Wolf Dad


25 now!!! I’m an old man
Just an over productive wolf

Having some issues keeping himself from redecorating a room
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
So the doctors figured out why I’m so tired all the time

Turns out I get TOO relaxed when sleeping and my body just….doesn’t breathe much.

Called UARS

So neat…love my fucked up body
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Second life wolf

Just a pastel big boi
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Um…why is my knee sounding like rice kispies
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Wolph Dinner

Hecc yeah
October 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Orange is a shade of yellow
October 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Fucking car door bit me
October 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Don’t care what anyone says

Thicc bois in heels does something to a man
September 30, 2025 at 9:42 AM
It bred
September 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Reposted by Pastel Wulph
Duck A has SOLD! Ducks C & D are still available !
September 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I need more ideas for the buff wolfie
September 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Chibi wolf canon stuff

Squeaks when squeezed

Is like fluffy jelly bean

Horns are like a hard velvet

LOVES SWEETS AND CRAYONS
August 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
A happy borkday gift to a very good friend of mine as a cute cowboy kibby
@thelocalcatboy.bsky.social

Art done by @pillowymounds.bsky.social
August 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Oh no

No no no no no

It’s mah birthday

I don’t wanna be older
August 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
The only thing I want for my birthday is to be loved

And finally have some time to finish paying my model off
August 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
So

Did some experiments with burgers tonight

Chicken and Spinach burger?

Awful, upset the stomach

SMOKED SALMON BURGER?

FUCKING AMAZING
August 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
x.com/pastelgoodbo...

Just a dumbasses feelings bared open for the first time in a few years

If ya wanna read go ahead

I don’t give a shit at this point
x.com
July 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I lost my lighter

The zippo I received from my grandfather.

The one I used for 6 years as a nicotine addict.

It’s just gone…fuck…
July 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
So with there was a rainstorm here on Thursday

And Ash (the black kitten) sleeps on my bed

And there was a huge boom of thunder and his claws dug into my head and back.

So now I tossed some sheets and a pillow cause they got soaked in blood

Love this cat but damn..what a menace
July 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This goober keeps moving closer to me

Every time I shift slightly in bed he lets out a soft mewl and gets up and lays down right on me

It’s cute

But good lord…it’s so warm…he’s like a mini furnace
July 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Someone told me I was probably the most dog like person they know

DO I take this as a compliment???? I don’t understand

Is this a good thing

What?
July 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Just a big dumbass white boi

Got more dick then I have brains XD

Feeling tired n old
July 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This tastes BLUE

I don’t know how to explain it but it tastes like the color
July 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I really need more friends and pals in the diskord

Walf am lonely
June 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Picking at my scars again

Fucking hate being stressed to this point
June 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM