Jacob, obviously
@baconmajored.bsky.social
31. DFW. TX. NB. The less you know about me the better tbh
Pinned
Remember me not only for who I was, but for everything I stood for
Lounging naked just to feel something
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Lounging naked just to feel something
Aging gracefully sometimes means snoozing your alarm 3 times and waking up an hour after you were supposed to
October 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Aging gracefully sometimes means snoozing your alarm 3 times and waking up an hour after you were supposed to
When your undiagnosed mental illness becomes diagnosed, but you can't really take care of it for the time being
October 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
When your undiagnosed mental illness becomes diagnosed, but you can't really take care of it for the time being
Satisfied my dick craving I guess?
October 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Satisfied my dick craving I guess?
Craving a grilled cheese and maybe some dick idk
October 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Craving a grilled cheese and maybe some dick idk
When my posts on the dying social blogging website without an algorithm get engagement
October 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
When my posts on the dying social blogging website without an algorithm get engagement
So I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
So I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread
No seriously, you might be genuinely surprised at how well strawberries and sour cream work.
October 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
No seriously, you might be genuinely surprised at how well strawberries and sour cream work.
Folks trolling on CK posts are lazier than ever!! You're doing this shit for free at least throw it back a little!!
September 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Folks trolling on CK posts are lazier than ever!! You're doing this shit for free at least throw it back a little!!
Anyone betting they were poisoning the old beast because he finally outlived his usefulness?? Haven't heard much about it so I'm betting 200 million to 1
September 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Anyone betting they were poisoning the old beast because he finally outlived his usefulness?? Haven't heard much about it so I'm betting 200 million to 1
Was I horny when I took this?? Maybe. Idk.
August 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Was I horny when I took this?? Maybe. Idk.
Oops, I went and made myself resentful. FUCK a W***** or a H***** y'all RUINED MY LIFE
That being said, sometimes those evening engagements will have you remembering their name for the rest of your lifetime so... Watch out
August 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Oops, I went and made myself resentful. FUCK a W***** or a H***** y'all RUINED MY LIFE
All I'm trying to say is that being a hoe on the internet for daily engagement is sometimes more fun than being a hoe in real life for an evening engagement.
August 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
All I'm trying to say is that being a hoe on the internet for daily engagement is sometimes more fun than being a hoe in real life for an evening engagement.
Ooh wait there isn't a private bluesky setting is there??? Oh well
July 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Ooh wait there isn't a private bluesky setting is there??? Oh well
Remember me not only for who I was, but for everything I stood for
July 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Remember me not only for who I was, but for everything I stood for
If y'all don't remember to put the Cupcakke remix for God is a Woman on my funeral playlist, I'm not going.
July 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
If y'all don't remember to put the Cupcakke remix for God is a Woman on my funeral playlist, I'm not going.
New pfp btw if you even care
July 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
New pfp btw if you even care
yeah what the fuck is this timeline??
July 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
yeah what the fuck is this timeline??
I gotta admit girlies, I'm running low on motivation for anything right now
July 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I gotta admit girlies, I'm running low on motivation for anything right now
Swapping apps to doom scrolling through instead of doing things that like ... Would probably bring me joy
July 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Swapping apps to doom scrolling through instead of doing things that like ... Would probably bring me joy
It's hard to fall into fantasy while the world is falling into chaos but PEAK is such a fun and cute game
July 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It's hard to fall into fantasy while the world is falling into chaos but PEAK is such a fun and cute game
Weird realization at 4 in the morning: I don't feel lonely anymore.
June 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Weird realization at 4 in the morning: I don't feel lonely anymore.
Reposted by Jacob, obviously
"DK Island Swing"
Donkey Kong Country (1994)
Donkey Kong Country (1994)
June 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"DK Island Swing"
Donkey Kong Country (1994)
Donkey Kong Country (1994)