Though I am a huge fan of Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins, I guess I'll just have to admit that "Salads of the Lambs" just isn't a good name for a restaurant.

Damn. The logo would have been sooooo cute.

ME: This is a really hard escape room.
BOSS: You're at work.

(Stolen from today's Alexandra Petri chat)

I don't do the Black Friday shopping thing. I mean I'm fine with it: Let Blacks enjoy an exclusive shopping day. I've got the other 364 days on which I can shop and I'm not a fan of cultural appropriation.

Sample Cali driver's license exams are presented in ten languages. I did okay on the English one, but could only manage a 41% on the Spanish one. The Chinese one? The Farsi and Tagalog ones? Forget it. I didn't even try. I am so screwed. I guess I'll just have to Uber everywhere. This is so unfair.

Whoa! My posts here are limited to just 300 characters? What can a normal person say when so limited? Who does this platform think I am, Confucius? Sure, Confucius could have done it easily as his devotees believe he was the smartest person who ever lived. But me? I'm screwed. I'm not sure I have wh

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