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@backshotstalis.bsky.social
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cosmo 20 sketches wips nsfw idc
matching w wawakant !
main: @cosmicstatic.bsky.social
comms: cosmicstatic.carrd.co
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🔞 cosmie 🤺 @backshotstalis.bsky.social · 29d
go my very basic and boring strawpage, be free

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backshotstalis's strawpage
backshotstalis's strawpage
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freakrisy.bsky.social
dick from a beautiful woman>>>>
January 21, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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fonabun.bsky.social
for science #flambae #dispatch
January 22, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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kustar-ryumi.bsky.social
el wawito’s defense mechanism is frowing up on command 🛡️🌊

[ #fanart ✦ #dispatch ✦ #dispatchfanart ✦ #waterboy ✦ #waterboyfanart ]
January 21, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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skipar00.bsky.social
kissing her to heal my art block 🫶
#dispatch #malevolagibb
January 22, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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kuwagoarts.bsky.social
Kuwago The Owl is a mid-shift SDN employee who comes in during lunch, so she brings food enough for the team to share before starting the latter half of their shift!

I love fr so I just had to draw this!

#dispatch #dispatchoc #originalcharacter #dispatchfanart #oc
Kuwa: "Hello, Mr Dispatcher!" Dispatcher: "Oh hey, Kuwa." Kuwa: "Have you eaten yet? I made chicken adobo for the team!" Dispatcher: "You're a bird person...isn't this cannibalism?" Kuwa: "I'm also bird of prey, bosing. Now let's eat!" Kuwa: "I made extra for Beef, too." Robert: "Oh? Thanks!" No text alt
January 22, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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hby.bsky.social
The Tower
#pixelart
January 21, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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🌚🌝🌚🌝 #dispatch #waterboy #flambae #waterbae
January 17, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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minimayhemariel.bsky.social
Princess brings gifts
January 21, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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mewtoz.bsky.social
a lil thing from a bit ago… :3
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#dispatch #waterbae #waterboy #flambae #fanart
January 21, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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plumsketch.bsky.social
Liftoff! #dispatch #fanart #mechablazer
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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dollsoup.bsky.social
Nurse, I don’t feel too well 💉🩺😜 #waterboy #waterboyfanart #dispatch
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social
#dispatch (can be #waterbae) waterboy gets invited to the bitches group chat (the group is just the three of them) where one of the group activities is "give feedback on flambae's tasteful nudes"
A panel of a comic about Waterboy texting Flambae and Prism. Waterboy is sitting on the floor and is holding his phone extremely close to his face. His face is entirely flushed and his goggles are fogged up. There is steam coming out of his ears. His face is stiff and he is sweating nervously. There is a square dialogue box that shows the text messages Waterboy is looking at on his phone. There are three text messages: the first and second are only text, and the second one is a censored image. The first two messages are sent by Flambae (indicated by the profile picture of fire), and the third message is sent by Prism (indicated by the profile picture of a four-point star). Dialogue: Flambae (text message): How are we feeling about this pic Flambae sends a censored image. Prism (text message): Where are you, the attic?? wtf is this lighting Waterboy (thoughts): when they said they're "pretty open" I never thought they'd be /this/ open... Waterboy (thoughts): how do I respond without sounding like a bi-- A panel of a comic about Waterboy texting Flambae and Prism. This panel is a close-up of Waterboy as he looks forward in surprise and realization. He is no longer blushing. On the left of the image is dialogue from the previous panel. Under Waterboy, there is text that reads "*Bitch enlightment*". Dialogue: (Waterboy (thoughts): how do I respond without sounding like a bi--) Waterboy (thoughts): /A BITCH!!/ THAT'S IT!! A panel of a comic about Waterboy texting Flambae and Prism. Waterboy's phone is laying screen-side-up on a table. There is a square dialogue box that shows the text messages on the phone's screen. There are four text messages: the first two were sent by Waterboy (indicated through the profile picture of a water drop), the third was sent by Prism, and the last was sent by Flambae. Dialogue: Waterboy (text message): Also that angle? No Waterboy (text message): Sexy pose though Prism (text message): exactly Flambae (text message): u right 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ On the right of the image, Waterboy is facing away on the camera, kneeling, and throwing his arms up in celebration. There is a spotlight cast on him, and he is surrounded by confetti. Above him, there is large bold text that reads "VICTORY". To his right is more bold text that says "10+ CHARISMA".
December 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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paletigers.bsky.social
woah hey watch it buddy
#dispatch #flambae
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM
backshotstalis.bsky.social
ily everyone who makes waterboy a little bit of a pervert. he deserves it ♥️
January 21, 2026 at 5:08 AM
backshotstalis.bsky.social
mourning the various doodles I've sent people through strawpage that I think just got eaten. never to be seen 💔
January 21, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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backshotstalis.bsky.social
with all my new followers over the past few days, you guys should check out my commissions and maaayyybe commission me :3

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CosmicStatic Commissions
commission sheet
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January 19, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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semipenes.bsky.social
old comic. kim stop fertilizing that satellite officer
4 panel comic featuring kim kitsuragi fucking jean vicquemare, who is trans and has a vagina. the condom breaks accompanied by the price is right failure sound effect. kim panics while jean laughs it off saying “oh it broke? well good thing i’ve had so much practice calling you daddy.” kim overlaps him saying “jean please take this seriously i am about to have a panic attack.”
February 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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nomnomroko.bsky.social
On another note, I'm perfectly normal about #Dispatch ,why do you ask :)))

(Bonus Sonar for a friend)
January 20, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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gozdetalksz.bsky.social
prepare for trouble
and make it double!
#dispatch #prism #flambae
January 20, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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pamloof.bsky.social
!NSFW

#RobertRobertson getting that special head massage from #flambae

#dispatch #nsfw
Robert Robertson from Dispatch getting a blowjob on his desk chair by Chad aka Flambae. To the left is a sensual portrait of Robert humming, topless and slightly smirking with his eyes closed. To the right is a suggestive portrait of Chad with a challenging smile, poking his tongue out as spit lifts out of his mouth. Chad talks huffing:"Pendejo actually can cum. Fuckin' virgin." Artwork by Pamloof on Blue sky, Twitter and Instagram
January 2, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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christinadrawz.bsky.social
Hiii everyone! I’m opening some steamy commissions here instead of twitter so here is a sheet for u freaky Waterboy fans 😚 #waterboy #dispatch #ychcommisions
January 20, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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aljayarts.bsky.social
Listen this is NOT my area, I haven’t even played the game but I’ve seen like 2 clips of waterboy and all I could think every time I saw him was that he would be so cute with slickedback hair-
and HEAR ME OUT BC THE RESULTS?? I’m not even into guys he’s just so pretty!😭
#dispatch #waterboy
A side by side screen shot of Waterboy from the game Dispatch, the shot on the right has been drawn over to remove his goggles, slick his hair back, and relax his worried eyebrows.
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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kustar-ryumi.bsky.social
working hard AND hardly working. i get distracted easily.

once i finish rendering (whenever that is), the full will be over on my 🔞 account soon 🐛 yayyy!! YIPPEE!!!

[ #wip ✦ #sketch ✦ #dispatch ✦ #waterboy ✦ #waterboyfanart ]
January 20, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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pamloof.bsky.social
! SUGGESTIVE/NSFW

"Taking a shower by yourself, handsome?"

Doodling these never gets tired
#flambert #dispatch #robertrobertson #flambae #nsfw #doodle
January 20, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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arczism.bsky.social
Staring for too long is an HR violation #flambae
Flambae showing off his nipple piercing
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM