just saw an ad for a pre-made smoothie at an L stop that said, “no one wants to watch you eat 38 blueberries on the train” which was clearly made by someone who has never taken the public transportation before bc girl who gives a fuck

america is an extremely embarrassing country to live but i admit… this shit does slap

i realize this is an extreme nitpick but i’m of the firm belief that if i buy a premade salad, there shouldn’t be chunks of chicken so large that i need to cut them with a knife. like the whole point of a premade salad is that it’s…. premade. i don’t want to be chopping and dicing at my office desk

reading wicked and getting to the reveal that elphaba’s parents were part of a bisexual polycule

rewatched pacific rim last night. guillermo del toro, the director that you are

mfw i go to sweetgreen after my exercise class and they’re out of miso glazed salmon

getting an intense period after years of being on birth control is so jarring….. wdym my body just Does That 😭

help my duolingo owl took the substance 💉

having the nurse or medical assistant tell me i have near perfect blood pressure feels so good. like, aha! i’ve gotten an a+ in visiting the doctor’s office. a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve

just left the theatre… this is my new personality for the next week 🫡