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Pretty Pathetic Poodle

@babysno3.bsky.social

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MDNI🔞⚠️ (34) bEat My Ass🌸 she:they. Nonbinary. Stoner. Pan:Polyam.
🐶Service pup-pet🐶
💕 my lovies: @faeazalea & @sum1sdad

PAY ME. I’LL BARK

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Pretty Pathetic Poodle @babysno3.bsky.social · Nov 14

🌻NEW PINNED🌻
-Hi I’m Sno and I’m gay as hell
-NOT new to NSFW
- 21+ preferred
- AuDHD, Disabled Hottie in PNW
-Fetish Friendly/Hard Kinks
-DM Fee $5 (free to lovely moots)
-LINKS IN MY BIO tip me and I’ll bark for you

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Jisu 🐰 $90/$290

@bunns666.bsky.social

Love that ovulation slime 😩😏

January 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM

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Astral's Birthday is 1/24❗❗❗❗❗❗

@astralthewzrd.bsky.social

My birthday is coming up
and since I had to cancel my plans and I'm not getting cracked 😭😭 (it's a crime)

Money and Subs will cheer me up!

January 15, 2026 at 3:04 PM

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The Ghost of Azalea Present

@faeazalea.bsky.social

We were able to maximize the contribution we got (50) as a downpayment for a gift card & used our earnings to cover the difference (17.93) so we can stock up on kitty food since they go thru it faster than the pig. Hopefully that’ll give us a buffer before we need to get more 😭❤️
I happy cry now 🥹😭❤️

Chewy order screen showing order for 217.93 placed (today) and being prepared for shipment!!!

January 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM

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Deluge🌦️1/20🎂

@delugeduvall.effigyfilms.com

New ass + hole pics up on the site! Catch a gander 😎👉 fansly.com/EffigyFilms/... 🏌️‍♀️

#wagonwednesday #bushsky #hairy

Deluge’s naked ass is facing the camera as they look down from above wearing a leopard print cami. Their hairy pussy is censored by the golf hole emoji.

January 14, 2026 at 3:12 PM

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The Ghost of Azalea Present

@faeazalea.bsky.social

I don’t have help coming from family as easily or readily 🥲
Anything would be appreciated

The Ghost of Azalea Present @faeazalea.bsky.social · 3d

Just a kind reminder this is what we’ve got & we have other bills scheduled to come out, too.
Please help 🫶🏼

An image of the kitty cat food bin with about one more servings (so today for all 5 the cats)

January 14, 2026 at 4:54 PM

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The Ghost of Azalea Present

@faeazalea.bsky.social

✨✨✨Oooooohhhhhhhh you wanna but my jewelry so we can keep the heat on and feed our furry family members.

The Ghost of Azalea Present @faeazalea.bsky.social · 6d

I went with chain because my brain has ideas.

January 14, 2026 at 5:48 PM

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The Ghost of Azalea Present

@faeazalea.bsky.social

These are the babies you’re helping when you tip or purchase goodies from us!!!

The Ghost of Azalea Present @faeazalea.bsky.social · Dec 17

Meet the beloveds 💖✨
Alt text is everyone’s intro card 🥰💖

Starting with the kitties doing some sillies 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

Luz aliases Luzy, Peach(ie), Peachie Princess, Perfect, “That’s a cat,” Ghost Kitty

Is visually impaired with allergies and chronic eye/Meibomian gland dysfunction (we and the vets have tried lots of things 🙃), playful tomboy aromantic rainbow dash type 🤣💖, everyone’s secret favorite, is the ghost cat that no one sees but knows exists and tries to escape to kill frogs, Luna’s Bestie, but tolerates Boo-boo, doesn’t give a fuck about much other than fucking with dogs and pap pap papping them when they least expect it. Best primordial pouch in the house. Will bite unexpectedly and expectedly. Gotta keep us on our toes 🥲

Here she is pictured with her third eyelids up in a very “hurmph” face. She has a tipped her and round face with wide cheeks and flat, wide nose bridge. She is a dilute white and orange tabby cat with white being on her chest, tummy, feet, cheeks, chin, and nose.
She sits beside a vase because she is very much a cat and likes to get into things she’s not supposed to so she’s knows she’s about to get moved cause she got caught.

Luna (Llena) aliases Lunita, Pudding (Cat), Alien (like the MiB pet suits 😂)

Snores like someone’s great uncle sleeping in the corner, definitely is an alien in a pudding filled cat suit, 1000% LESBIAN 💅✨ BooBoo’s wifey 😽💖✨✨✨, Luz’s Bestie, Fifi’s nemesis, is a Non-Newtonian fluid

Here she is pictured yawning real big, sitting in the bottom shelf of a table their mom is repairing and that she claimed as a napping space. Her whispers flare out in her exaggerated expression, eyes wincing, teeth and tongue showing from under her little black nose and tiny chin. Her face is as round as her tiny body and tiny tail. She is black and white with the mottling random like an acrylic pour, it streaks across her face in around her nose and cheeks, pooling on the chest and tummy and down her legs and feet.

Boo-boo aliases Boo, Bestie, Best Friend, “Ow, ow, ow!,” Awwwwwwwwwwwww

Everyone’s other secret favorite, Luna’s wife that bites 🧛🏼‍♀️💅💖 Almost totally deaf, visually impaired snuggle bug that chirps and “hurooww’s” when she sees you 💖 playful and can usually be found sleeping by herself or with her wife, also snores but purrs much louder. Certified bathroom cat.

Here she is pictured looking straight above the viewer, slack jawed, her sharp vampire teeth poking out. She has one danger mitten extended out. She is mostly black with a little white patch on her chest and tummy. She’s a picker-at-er so her tummy hair is usually short, her saggy tummy sway is so cute 😤 she’s also taller in the back than the front and long. Will bite the shit out of the fleshy part of your hand.

Sofía Grace aliases Sofi, Fifi, Fía, Gracey, Gracey Lou (Lou), Loulou, Princess, Tiny Fifi (there is no big Fifi)

If tortietude were personified it would be with cute and tiny but unpredictable little spitfire who is just like her kitty and human mothers. Hates Luna with a passion, likes dogs. Visually impaired in one eye. Will cuddle, but don’t you dare move me when I’m comfy 😡 claws will come out! But I’ll also clean your hair and kiss your face 🥰 comes to dog whistles, is the boss of the house.

Here she is pictured lost in another dimension staring off. She has a small face and frame with medium long mottled hair. Her face is like patchwork with her patterns alternating black and the patchwork of orange tabby going straight down the center of her face. She has speckled paws and ear & toe tufts.

January 14, 2026 at 2:23 AM

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Izzy Slumber💖

@izzyslumber.bsky.social

When someone tips me we all win
#tittytuesday #spicysky #altbabe

Izzy pulling down her green tank to show her tits!

January 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM

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The Ghost of Azalea Present

@faeazalea.bsky.social

Proof of pet needs.
This covers enough dry food to get us thru the month for the kitties and guinea pig.
It also includes a small case of wet food to get us by for the senior kitties that don’t have as many teeth.

Screenshot of total for Guinea pig & cat food. Currently sitting at 100.73. This order is on Chewy thru autoship to maximize discounts, our cats are seniors with health problems and this is the only food that doesn’t make them ill.

January 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM

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The Ghost of Azalea Present

@faeazalea.bsky.social

Please help us stay securely housed ❤️

Your help can be exchanged for jewelry, content, etc. ❤️

(Must be 21+ for adult items)

linktr.ee/faeazalea

January 13, 2026 at 2:42 PM

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The Ghost of Azalea Present

@faeazalea.bsky.social

‼️❤️‼️
January into February

Bills that are due:

Pet food 110
Utilities 275

Bills soon to come:

Rent 650
Car 480
Insurance 380

$faerieflustered

January 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM

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The Ghost of Azalea Present

@faeazalea.bsky.social

I need 110 for pet food asappppppppppppp
🥹🫶🏼✨✨✨

January 12, 2026 at 11:38 PM

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Faerie Flustered

@faerieflustered.bsky.social

New anklets & a new bracelet are about to be added to our inventory.
Snag it here before it hits the online shop ❤️

Anklets - 20
Bracelets- 15

(+shipping)

#smallbusiness #bipocbusiness #pinoy #pinay #jewelry #helpfolkssurvive #sharingisfree

On a pair of maroon sweat pants sit three stretch cord anklets made of metal and/or Clay disc beads.
The first in gold disc beads, bone white, salmon & wine, and violet.
Second in the same bone white, salmon & wine, and violet, a deep terracotta clay added instead of gold.
The third is gold round beads, golden shimmery white, golden shimmery indigo, & bubblegum pink and purple.

On a pair of maroon sweat pants sit a stretch cord anklet & bracelet made of metal (hearts on bracelet & stars on anklet) and Clay disc beads.
The anklet is shimmery golden, white, bubblegum pink, lilac, and powder blue.
The bracelet in bone white, Barbie pink, & golden shimmery, powder blue & lilac.

January 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM

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echogiggles 🌙

@echogiggles.bsky.social

Yall ever notice I dont even look real sometimes?

echogiggles 🌙 @echogiggles.bsky.social · Oct 25

Say "Good morning, Goddess Echo!"

And send $13 just because you want me to give me dopamine. ✨️

$LikeAnEcho

Echo laid out on their side. Completely nude showing their titties, tummy, and top of their thighs.

January 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM

Pretty Pathetic Poodle

@babysno3.bsky.social

Just wanna get high and bark and get beaten up and and and

January 11, 2026 at 9:24 PM

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The Ghost of Azalea Present

@faeazalea.bsky.social

I kinda like this as it is, but I’ll add a clasp & weighted closure- $30 + shipping ❤️
Willing to trade for equivalent in chewy gift cards 🥰❤️

The Ghost of Azalea Present @faeazalea.bsky.social · 6d

I went with chain because my brain has ideas.

January 11, 2026 at 7:41 AM

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The Ghost of Azalea Present

@faeazalea.bsky.social

I went with chain because my brain has ideas.

Azalea wears two necklaces, their heart (a black beaded necklace with small seed beads and round ones, a thick glass pendant that matches their partner’s and that they wear when they each other), and the one they have been working on. Now attached to a lightweight, but larger gold link chain connects to the beaded piece, falling to the top of their bosom. The pattern of this piece is round golden beads, thin sliced clay beads in maroon, bone white, and slate covered in a golden Micah dust, the pattern reveres back to the gold bead, and continuing on as such.

January 11, 2026 at 6:39 AM

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Astral's Birthday is 1/24❗❗❗❗❗❗

@astralthewzrd.bsky.social

Dying Fetus was my first nude cover....and now I'm wanting to do another

gimme some song recommendations!!!

[I recorded this on a potato...send moneys for a better camera]