"Buddy-boy, which one of us has a phone with a weather app, and which one of us has a phone that only calls Bluey, hmmm? Let's just wait for 20 more cars... errr, minutes to pass and if it's still dry, I'll just use the hose."
"Buddy-boy, which one of us has a phone with a weather app, and which one of us has a phone that only calls Bluey, hmmm? Let's just wait for 20 more cars... errr, minutes to pass and if it's still dry, I'll just use the hose."
“He isn’t romantic in the bedroom" (You only sleep in the nursery)
“There’s never a bulge in his pants" (Thick diapers/small chastity cage)
“He refuses my sexual offers" (Because you only get to listen)
“He's seeing someone else" (Eeyore)
“He isn’t romantic in the bedroom" (You only sleep in the nursery)
“There’s never a bulge in his pants" (Thick diapers/small chastity cage)
“He refuses my sexual offers" (Because you only get to listen)
“He's seeing someone else" (Eeyore)
"Oh, it does! But you'll need to use your spider-senses to figure out exactly where I dropped them off yesterday. That, or you'll just have to ask at every house - because we're not coming back without them!"
"Oh, it does! But you'll need to use your spider-senses to figure out exactly where I dropped them off yesterday. That, or you'll just have to ask at every house - because we're not coming back without them!"
🚂 Un-Potty-Training
🚂 Trained to carry a stuffed buddy everywhere.
🚂 Trained to only speak when spoken to.
🚂 Trained to "open the station gate" for the spoon in your highchair.
🚂 Training for pacifier-dependency (currently in progress.)
🚂 Un-Potty-Training
🚂 Trained to carry a stuffed buddy everywhere.
🚂 Trained to only speak when spoken to.
🚂 Trained to "open the station gate" for the spoon in your highchair.
🚂 Training for pacifier-dependency (currently in progress.)
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