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𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 🖤
My love language is disappearing until you miss me
October 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I believe in manifestation but I also believe in being dramatic
October 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Half my personality is ‘what if?’ and the other half is ‘oh well.’
October 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I’m literally God’s strongest soldier but also his laziest
October 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
God gave me anxiety and fine ass selfies, balance
October 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I’m a good person with bad WiFi and worse decisions
October 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My brain be like: overthink, overshare, oversleep
October 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I know God tired of me saying ‘this time I’m serious
October 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I forgive but I also screenshot.
October 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
LMAO you think blocking me is the end? Baby, I got burners.
October 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m not toxic, I’m interactive
October 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Everyday I wake up and immediately choose delusion
October 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Why am I broke but also bougie??
October 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If life gives me lemons I’m making a margarita, not lemonade
October 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If I block you, congratulations—you unlocked premium
October 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Imagine blocking me and I still live rent-free in your head
October 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’m allergic to mornings, responsibilities, and ugly vibes
October 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
If you think I’m ignoring you, I am. If you think I’m busy, I’m also ignoring you
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My skincare routine is 40% products, 60% tears.
October 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me: I need to save money. Also me: adds 37 things to cart
October 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I love when the universe humbles me in the middle of my delusion spiral
October 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The fact I’ve been driving around with expired tags since January and not one cop noticed… clearly I’m invisible when I wanna be.
October 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
just went to get my car inspected for a roadtrip

they told me my car was never registered this year

it expired back in January…

I never gotten pulled over , proof I’m a good driver
October 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My toxic trait is I’ll say “it’s fine” but it’s definitely not fine
October 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I love attention but hate asking for it
October 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM