litmus test: closing the toilet lid before flushing
June 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
litmus test: closing the toilet lid before flushing
who knew going outside and exercising would vastly improve my mental health
May 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
who knew going outside and exercising would vastly improve my mental health
bitches come from a can
May 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
bitches come from a can
wild to think my car will be paid off in just over a year ?????? excuse me ????????
May 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
wild to think my car will be paid off in just over a year ?????? excuse me ????????
do u ever get super annoyed that you’re irritable because your period is coming and you’re literally just like “wow please god fucking just do it already” so you can go back to normal?
May 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
do u ever get super annoyed that you’re irritable because your period is coming and you’re literally just like “wow please god fucking just do it already” so you can go back to normal?
why yes i do feel extremely powerful after making the hot phlebotomist laugh
May 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
why yes i do feel extremely powerful after making the hot phlebotomist laugh
one of my favorite flavors of white people is the “sometimes hiker” who takes regular phone pictures of trail views that are probably awesome irl but just don’t translate to the internet
April 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
one of my favorite flavors of white people is the “sometimes hiker” who takes regular phone pictures of trail views that are probably awesome irl but just don’t translate to the internet
jimmy fallon is the specific type of person who can’t ever get away with wearing a disguise
April 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
jimmy fallon is the specific type of person who can’t ever get away with wearing a disguise
there is no way my brain just read elliotte as elote
April 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
there is no way my brain just read elliotte as elote
allergy index was like 9.1 yesterday and i fucking felt it
April 5, 2025 at 8:34 AM
allergy index was like 9.1 yesterday and i fucking felt it
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@babybluesedan.bsky.social will be like “I know a spot” and take you to the little free library
April 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
@babybluesedan.bsky.social will be like “I know a spot” and take you to the little free library
love when the rambler on bart uses pop culture references i know so i can be like “yes, pop off”
March 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
love when the rambler on bart uses pop culture references i know so i can be like “yes, pop off”
a little pith never hurt nobody
March 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
a little pith never hurt nobody
finding out that am*zon still gets money if you reuse a kindle to rent from the library because the library (libby) has to pay amazon to bypass their lame ass rules or whatever makes me want to commit crimes
March 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
finding out that am*zon still gets money if you reuse a kindle to rent from the library because the library (libby) has to pay amazon to bypass their lame ass rules or whatever makes me want to commit crimes
i spent four collective hours untangling five gold necklaces today and received a round of applause from all those invested when i finally untangled them. felt good lmao
March 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
i spent four collective hours untangling five gold necklaces today and received a round of applause from all those invested when i finally untangled them. felt good lmao
maybe this $35 vegan caesar salad with chicken fried tempeh will fix me
March 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
maybe this $35 vegan caesar salad with chicken fried tempeh will fix me
does anyone know the secret code to get your cat to come to bed?
March 19, 2025 at 7:29 AM
does anyone know the secret code to get your cat to come to bed?
if god loved me enough he would make whoppers (malted milk balls) taste exactly the same but vegan
March 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
if god loved me enough he would make whoppers (malted milk balls) taste exactly the same but vegan
i can’t believe how exhausted i am (yes i can)
March 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
i can’t believe how exhausted i am (yes i can)
what breed of man is the one who takes his shirt off at the tattoo expo and walks circles just to show off
March 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
what breed of man is the one who takes his shirt off at the tattoo expo and walks circles just to show off
damn i be going back to utah more than i ever anticipated but i ain’t mad about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
March 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
damn i be going back to utah more than i ever anticipated but i ain’t mad about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
fuck i love weezer
March 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
fuck i love weezer