Is Trump Pinky and Miller the Brain? I would assume every afternoon Trump asks Miller what are we doing as sundowners sets in and Miller responds as below.

If anyone has a way to contact Sacha Baron Cohen please let him know a Borat joins ICE movie would be so good right now

I’m hoping ICE doesn’t show up at The UN General Assembly this week. Detaining and deporting world leaders and diplomats for not being white would be not so great

I’m guessing Trump is going to ban dancing by executive order soon. He is not good at dancing and does not profit from it and religious nut jobs would like it. That will move all of up to 1 degree from Kevin Bacon.

Can someone file a FOIA to see how many IVE agents have accidentally shot themselves or other agents on the job. They are always so casual handling their gear and clearly have no training I’m guessing it’s a significant number by now

As I try to step away from my daily doom scrolling I had a great idea. The Colorado Rockies should give Bo Nix a 1 game contract to DH. Because why not at this point and keeping the name BO synonymous with 2 sport athlete would be fun.

How long until Trump starts deporting anyone suing him or he owes money to Africa. Seems to be his plan for stopping a suit from Kilmer Abrego Garcia. Currently I am looking at self deporting to Australia, hoping I can get one of the mining companies to help me get visas.

If the GOP really wants to consolidate power they should pass a bill allowing 401k’s and IRA’s to be cashed out without penalty for people who want to flee the Christo Fascist USA.

Just saw Dereck Lively II of the Dallas Mavericks had bone spurs removed from his foot and will be good to go in a couple of months. So apparently bone spurs can be removed and young Trump could have fulfilled his draft obligation. Just an observation

When is the private prison industry going to turn on Trump? Outsourcing the work to 3rd world prisons and building tents instead of proper high dollar facilities. If private prisons declare bankruptcy do they just walk away and unlock the doors?

I’m wondering when Trump will push to change the selective service registration to exclude refugees, immigrants and asylum seekers. Now saying I think I might be a girl will disqualify from the draft and MAGA all has bone spurs. There is no one draft eligible. End selective service

Would some please tell Trump Alcatraz is in San Francisco CA. Once he realizes that he would be injecting likely a billion into the bluest part of a blue state he will back away from one of the dumbest ideas he’s had.

I’m proud of everyone here. Instead of coming up with some inane reference to a neckcar driver we all are adult enough to just say fuck Trump and the Tesla he would of rode in on if it didn’t burst into flames trying to haul his fat ass

It’s time to hit MAGA where it will hurt. College football players. If you are at a conservative state school like Alabama transfer to a school in a state that values you as a person. Unless you are a red hat wearing nazi you should not play in conservative states.

Can people now claim they are woke or transgender to become draft ineligible?

We should all apply for Social Security disability due to complications from vaccinations forcing RFK and Trump to publicly state vaccines are safe and effective

It’s been a full week of work now for Trump, I’d guess it’s time for a 6 week golf vacation for him now.

Has anyone told Hegseth that Sec of Defense is a real job. He will have to show up every day cover issue across all times so lots of 20+ hour days and a calendar full of meetings. It’s a real job he won’t get paid to attend the never ending frat party anymore. Faced with reality he might withdraw.

I just did the math on what a Trump 2nd term will be.Assume a 5day workweek less holidays there are +/- 250 Work days(wd) /year assume an avg 3 wd golf a week, 40 wd of vacation per year and at his age and based on round 1 would assume 50% efficiency at work so 27 wd as prez/yr. We may yet survive