"I haven't jerked off with my left hand since the days of dial-up."
--Me
"I haven't jerked off with my left hand since the days of dial-up."
--Me
"Whatever is the most vodka effective.
*cost
Your phone just called you a professional."
--Me and @hoytthewolf.bsky.social
"Whatever is the most vodka effective.
*cost
Your phone just called you a professional."
--Me and @hoytthewolf.bsky.social
"You've seen chick's pop ping pong balls out their pussy, but have you ever seen a fur fag full auto ass blast naval oranges?"
--Me
"You've seen chick's pop ping pong balls out their pussy, but have you ever seen a fur fag full auto ass blast naval oranges?"
--Me
"Oh Cornflakes is coming? That's perfect. I need to cuddle fuck that beautiful sob again bad!"
--Me
Ft: @cornflakeswolf.bsky.social
"Oh Cornflakes is coming? That's perfect. I need to cuddle fuck that beautiful sob again bad!"
--Me
Ft: @cornflakeswolf.bsky.social
"It's only illegal if you get caught putting your mushroom in the police station."
-- Me
"It's only illegal if you get caught putting your mushroom in the police station."
-- Me
"And in that moment, i had an overwhelming sense of sobriety."
-- @bennkitsune.bsky.social
"And in that moment, i had an overwhelming sense of sobriety."
-- @bennkitsune.bsky.social
They are wearable, tuggable, syncable, wall mountable lights that honestly are really cool.
Imagine walking into a room or dance and syncing your light to everyone else.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cor...
They are wearable, tuggable, syncable, wall mountable lights that honestly are really cool.
Imagine walking into a room or dance and syncing your light to everyone else.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cor...
"I never realized how much my day could be improved by a shot of gin and warm water splashing against my ass."
--Me
"I never realized how much my day could be improved by a shot of gin and warm water splashing against my ass."
--Me
"You know what they say about XL toys... practice makes prolapse!"
--Anonymous
"You know what they say about XL toys... practice makes prolapse!"
--Anonymous
Back in the washrooms there is definitely a lot more of that something else going on. 🍆💦
🎨@baileyx.bsky.social
#LambdaEpsilonGamma #LEG #Frat
Back in the washrooms there is definitely a lot more of that something else going on. 🍆💦
🎨@baileyx.bsky.social
#LambdaEpsilonGamma #LEG #Frat
🎨: @illbarks.bsky.social
🎨: @illbarks.bsky.social
"Did you change my cock color? Or did they?"
--me
"Did you change my cock color? Or did they?"
--me
"So.. your grandpa died.. am I sorry for your loss? Or sorry you had to deal with an arrogant asshole for so long?"
--Me
"So.. your grandpa died.. am I sorry for your loss? Or sorry you had to deal with an arrogant asshole for so long?"
--Me
"I don't want to die peacefully in my sleep, I wanna die crying and gasping for air, drowning in deer cum!"
--me
"I don't want to die peacefully in my sleep, I wanna die crying and gasping for air, drowning in deer cum!"
--me