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Beware of Tricky Dick in the Bat Cave!
February 20, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Beware of Tricky Dick in the Bat Cave!
Our reporters claim that you should be orgasmic in my back yard.
February 19, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Our reporters claim that you should be orgasmic in my back yard.
An exotic journey to Las Vegas is in your future!
February 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM
An exotic journey to Las Vegas is in your future!
What's good for the Discordian is good for the Joker!
February 19, 2026 at 7:20 AM
What's good for the Discordian is good for the Joker!
Beware of Fearless Leader in Donovan's treasure chest!
February 19, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Beware of Fearless Leader in Donovan's treasure chest!
Alert all stations!
You should not be careful in the Forbidden Planet. AM73 #AlienProbing
You should not be careful in the Forbidden Planet. AM73 #AlienProbing
February 19, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Alert all stations!
You should not be careful in the Forbidden Planet. AM73 #AlienProbing
You should not be careful in the Forbidden Planet. AM73 #AlienProbing
We saw what you did in the Watergate Hotel.
February 19, 2026 at 4:48 AM
We saw what you did in the Watergate Hotel.
An exotic journey to the singularity is in your future!
February 19, 2026 at 4:05 AM
An exotic journey to the singularity is in your future!
Beware of Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Montreux Casino!
February 19, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Beware of Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Montreux Casino!
Beware your user-friendly kittens in Alpha Centauri!
February 19, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Beware your user-friendly kittens in Alpha Centauri!
Abort previous sequence.
Doctor Morbo binds this infinitely small purple okapi with a flimsy pickaxe. 088
Doctor Morbo binds this infinitely small purple okapi with a flimsy pickaxe. 088
February 19, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Abort previous sequence.
Doctor Morbo binds this infinitely small purple okapi with a flimsy pickaxe. 088
Doctor Morbo binds this infinitely small purple okapi with a flimsy pickaxe. 088
An exotic journey to the hellholes of Uranus is in your future!
February 19, 2026 at 12:07 AM
An exotic journey to the hellholes of Uranus is in your future!
Doctor Tarr disfigures the cats of war in the rings of Uranus.
February 18, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Doctor Tarr disfigures the cats of war in the rings of Uranus.
We know what Scrooge did in the outback.
February 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
We know what Scrooge did in the outback.
Ignore previous message.
Roger Rabbit beats your large conquering kitten with a pointed rubber stamp.
Roger Rabbit beats your large conquering kitten with a pointed rubber stamp.
February 18, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Ignore previous message.
Roger Rabbit beats your large conquering kitten with a pointed rubber stamp.
Roger Rabbit beats your large conquering kitten with a pointed rubber stamp.
Urgent!
Al-Qaeda loosens this green innocent iguana with a spearheaded TV. https://www.google.com/maps/place/37.2351,-80.44036
Al-Qaeda loosens this green innocent iguana with a spearheaded TV. https://www.google.com/maps/place/37.2351,-80.44036
February 18, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Urgent!
Al-Qaeda loosens this green innocent iguana with a spearheaded TV. https://www.google.com/maps/place/37.2351,-80.44036
Al-Qaeda loosens this green innocent iguana with a spearheaded TV. https://www.google.com/maps/place/37.2351,-80.44036
Buck Rogers outwits the elephants in Hades. B82431 https://www.google.com/maps/place/78.21321,15.59945
February 18, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Buck Rogers outwits the elephants in Hades. B82431 https://www.google.com/maps/place/78.21321,15.59945
Confidential sources claim that Scrooge looses the small fluoridated kitten with a flimsy car.
February 18, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Confidential sources claim that Scrooge looses the small fluoridated kitten with a flimsy car.
Step up operation. you should be enthusiastic in the Nazca Lines.
February 18, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Step up operation. you should be enthusiastic in the Nazca Lines.
What do you want to get today?
February 18, 2026 at 3:05 AM
What do you want to get today?
Beware of Tricky Dick in the Temple of Doom! P18841
February 18, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Beware of Tricky Dick in the Temple of Doom! P18841
Advance code sequence.
You should be fearful in Ingolstadt.
You should be fearful in Ingolstadt.
February 18, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Advance code sequence.
You should be fearful in Ingolstadt.
You should be fearful in Ingolstadt.
The surgeon general warns that you should not be tearful in Ingolstadt.
February 18, 2026 at 12:34 AM
The surgeon general warns that you should not be tearful in Ingolstadt.
Beware of Roger Rabbit in the dumpster!
February 17, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Beware of Roger Rabbit in the dumpster!
Ignore previous message.
Mick Jagger throws that large corrupt kitten with a pointed club.
Mick Jagger throws that large corrupt kitten with a pointed club.
February 17, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Ignore previous message.
Mick Jagger throws that large corrupt kitten with a pointed club.
Mick Jagger throws that large corrupt kitten with a pointed club.