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b1zarr0.bsky.social
@b1zarr0.bsky.social
"Poverty" nachos and the Royal Rumble. Not a bad way to spend the early part of a Saturday😎👍
January 31, 2026 at 7:58 PM
👑🏒WOOT! THE KINGS BEAT THE REDWINGS 3-1 IN DETROIT!🏒👑
January 28, 2026 at 2:45 AM
⛏️🏈FUCK YEAH! THE NINERS DEFY THE ODDS WITH THEIR PATCHWORK, MASH UNIT OF A ROSTER GO ELIMINATE THE REIGNING SUPERBOWL CHAMPION EAGLES IN PHILLY WITH A 23-19 WIN!🏈⛏️
January 12, 2026 at 12:53 AM
👑🏒FUCK YEAH! THE KINGS ARE VICTORIOUS IN THE SHOOTOUT AND RETURN TO THE W COLUMN WITH A 4-3 WIN OVER THE OILERS!🏒👑
January 11, 2026 at 7:40 AM
"Fuck you, Cory. Your mom sticks so many toys up her ass I call her anal fissure price."

I usually don't get on with that type of crude humor but that line damn near took me out and lives rent free in my head😂💀

Thanks, current season of Shoresy😫
January 9, 2026 at 9:05 AM
I was hoping beyond a coping ass, pipe dream of a hope that it was a typo and they were only reducing my SNAP from 191 to 124 but...nope, they honest to goodness reduced it all the way down to $24.

Quality of life has indeed drastic gone down😒
January 8, 2026 at 7:17 PM
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 AM
And the hits just keep on coming as my mobile bill went up for no reason. What in the entire fuck Spectrum Mobile?😒
January 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
👑🏒WOOT! THE KINGS REMAIN IN THE W COLUMN WITH YET ANOTHER VICTORY OVER THE WILD. THIS TIME WITH A 4-2 WIN IN REGULATION THUS DOING AWAY WITH THE NEED OF OT OR SHOOTOUT SHENANIGANS!🏒👑
January 6, 2026 at 7:22 AM
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
👑🏒WOOT! THE KINGS WIN THE SHOOTOUT AND GET BACK IN W COLUMN WITH A 5-4 VICTORY OVER THE WILD!🏒👑
January 4, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Hooray for my VA benefits going up $30 while my SNAP goes down from $191 to $24 🫠
December 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Wanted to make the big brain move to date my rent check for 1-1-2026 while consciously thinking about it only to open my checkbook and see that I already did date the check as such. Good job, past me🙂👍
December 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
⛏️🏈FUCK YEAH! THE NINERS WITH PERHAPS THEIR HARDEST HARD FOUGHT VICTORY OVER THE BEARS 42-38!🏈⛏️

The Bears were 🤏THAAAAAT🤏 close to pulling off their magical, come from behind, late game antics but it was not meant to be against the Niners in front of the faithful.
December 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
👑🏒FUCK YEAH! THE KINGS BEAT THE DUCKS PILLAR TO POST 6-1 TO MAKE THEIR TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO THE W COLUMN! 🏒👑
December 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
December 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
🎄Tis the Season(al Depression)😔

Cut the shit, brain. You know good goddamn well we have sweet fuck all valid reason to be feeling depressed🤦‍♂️. Ffs, the weather is actually perfect (cool and cloudy)😒
December 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
⛏️🏈WOOT! THE NINERS WALLOP THE COLTS 48-27 LIVE ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!🏈⛏️

Holy shit, Brock Purdy with 5TDs and the second week in a row that the Niners didn't punt not even once!😵‍💫
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
👑🏒WOOT! THE KINGS MAKE THEIR TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO THE W COLUMN WITH A 2-1 WIN OVER THE LIGHTNING!🏒👑
December 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Neat. PS5 couldn't be bothered to do the usual repair song and dance it does when it suddenly loses power for the 8TB drive what had several hundred PS4 games on it thus resulting in it needing to be formatted 😒
December 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
⛏️🏈WOOT! THE NINERSS GET THE WIN 37-24 OVER THE TITANS!🏈⛏️
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Pro Wrestlers' strikes are so powerful they have AoE/splash damage. Makes perfect sense for them to act like they got hit when the strike appears to miss🤷‍♂️
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
(Possibly) Fun Fact: you can enjoy YouTube premium features like ad free and play in background by going to YouTube in the Brave browser(at least on Android that has at least a bit of the Wild West-esque, glory days of the Interet about it)😎👍
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
2025 Playstation Wrap Up! 🤓👍
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Internet bill go up because I'm at the end of the promotional price period😫
December 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM