Brittney Hart
@b0rtney.bsky.social
Author of queer fantasy novels for hurt/comfort enjoyers 😘🏳️🌈
(Get Assassin x Demon King, How to Get Away with Marriage, Cinnamon Muffins, and Are You Still Awake wherever books are sold!)
(Get Assassin x Demon King, How to Get Away with Marriage, Cinnamon Muffins, and Are You Still Awake wherever books are sold!)
If u ever feel insecure abt ur writing just know someone is out there, published, with a fmc they are describing as a 5' 60lb mute girl w big blue eyes like limpid tears-- and while there's nothing wrong w that INHERENTLY. u just knooowww they ain't doing it well.
March 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If u ever feel insecure abt ur writing just know someone is out there, published, with a fmc they are describing as a 5' 60lb mute girl w big blue eyes like limpid tears-- and while there's nothing wrong w that INHERENTLY. u just knooowww they ain't doing it well.
These motherfuckers are good cop/bad copping THEIR POLITICSL MARRIAGE jfc i love them
February 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
These motherfuckers are good cop/bad copping THEIR POLITICSL MARRIAGE jfc i love them
I am obsessed with Grima Mog. I want to cosplay her wearing a "Best -Gramma- General" sweater (pretend gramma is poorly scratched out with a knife)
February 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I am obsessed with Grima Mog. I want to cosplay her wearing a "Best -Gramma- General" sweater (pretend gramma is poorly scratched out with a knife)
HOW DO I WRITE A CROSSOVER OF THE CRUEL PRINCE AND PSYCH
February 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
HOW DO I WRITE A CROSSOVER OF THE CRUEL PRINCE AND PSYCH
4/4 how well does this go for madoc or Orlagh vs cardan and Clarke? How well does this go for alie or haha or pike for lexa/Bellamy + Luo binghe? How well does this go for tianlang jun vs shen qingqiu + Jude? The floor would be wiped SPOTLESSLY CLEAN. Someone would walk in after and ask who mopped.
3/ and then, while shen qingqiu is trying to mentally outmaneuver Jude (or whatever), while Bellamy/Lexa is trying to keep Luo binghe from trying global conquest for shits and gigs, while cardan is trying to keep Clarke from stabbing him point blank as a matter of course, someone attacks
2/ this creates some incredible fucked scenarios for anyone involved because you have Jude "i will be so much worse" Duarte, Clarke "wanheda" griffin, and Luo "Demon lord of the abyss" binghe. And they are supposed to..... allow themselves to be protected? By someone they DONT KNOW?? Lmao fat chance
February 15, 2025 at 8:55 AM
4/4 how well does this go for madoc or Orlagh vs cardan and Clarke? How well does this go for alie or haha or pike for lexa/Bellamy + Luo binghe? How well does this go for tianlang jun vs shen qingqiu + Jude? The floor would be wiped SPOTLESSLY CLEAN. Someone would walk in after and ask who mopped.
3/ and then, while shen qingqiu is trying to mentally outmaneuver Jude (or whatever), while Bellamy/Lexa is trying to keep Luo binghe from trying global conquest for shits and gigs, while cardan is trying to keep Clarke from stabbing him point blank as a matter of course, someone attacks
2/ this creates some incredible fucked scenarios for anyone involved because you have Jude "i will be so much worse" Duarte, Clarke "wanheda" griffin, and Luo "Demon lord of the abyss" binghe. And they are supposed to..... allow themselves to be protected? By someone they DONT KNOW?? Lmao fat chance
So here's what I need. Musical chairs style crossover fic wherein Jude duarte, Clarke griffin, and Luo binghe are swapped around. Their respective partners agree that each of them will protect the person in their universe as well as their own partner is protected 1/?
February 15, 2025 at 8:52 AM
3/ and then, while shen qingqiu is trying to mentally outmaneuver Jude (or whatever), while Bellamy/Lexa is trying to keep Luo binghe from trying global conquest for shits and gigs, while cardan is trying to keep Clarke from stabbing him point blank as a matter of course, someone attacks
2/ this creates some incredible fucked scenarios for anyone involved because you have Jude "i will be so much worse" Duarte, Clarke "wanheda" griffin, and Luo "Demon lord of the abyss" binghe. And they are supposed to..... allow themselves to be protected? By someone they DONT KNOW?? Lmao fat chance
So here's what I need. Musical chairs style crossover fic wherein Jude duarte, Clarke griffin, and Luo binghe are swapped around. Their respective partners agree that each of them will protect the person in their universe as well as their own partner is protected 1/?
February 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
2/ this creates some incredible fucked scenarios for anyone involved because you have Jude "i will be so much worse" Duarte, Clarke "wanheda" griffin, and Luo "Demon lord of the abyss" binghe. And they are supposed to..... allow themselves to be protected? By someone they DONT KNOW?? Lmao fat chance
So here's what I need. Musical chairs style crossover fic wherein Jude duarte, Clarke griffin, and Luo binghe are swapped around. Their respective partners agree that each of them will protect the person in their universe as well as their own partner is protected 1/?
February 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
So here's what I need. Musical chairs style crossover fic wherein Jude duarte, Clarke griffin, and Luo binghe are swapped around. Their respective partners agree that each of them will protect the person in their universe as well as their own partner is protected 1/?
Holup are these fuckers watching SK8 THE Infinity, THE ANIME????
CARDAN GREENBRIAR YOU TAKE THAT BACK THIS INSTANT YOUNG MAN.
The branches did NOT begin to bud what the fuck that's too cute
February 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Holup are these fuckers watching SK8 THE Infinity, THE ANIME????
CARDAN GREENBRIAR YOU TAKE THAT BACK THIS INSTANT YOUNG MAN.
The branches did NOT begin to bud what the fuck that's too cute
What an insane roundabout way to say "let's be partners." I feel like I'm reading one of those texts chains between guys who don't know they're gay "no no but bro LISTEn if we just get married on PAPER there's all these cool benefits (and also we can kiss and it's not weird) NO BRO DONT RUN AWAY--"
February 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
CARDAN GREENBRIAR YOU TAKE THAT BACK THIS INSTANT YOUNG MAN.
The branches did NOT begin to bud what the fuck that's too cute
What an insane roundabout way to say "let's be partners." I feel like I'm reading one of those texts chains between guys who don't know they're gay "no no but bro LISTEn if we just get married on PAPER there's all these cool benefits (and also we can kiss and it's not weird) NO BRO DONT RUN AWAY--"
NOOOOOOOO WHY must we pit two bad bitches against each other!!!!
February 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
The branches did NOT begin to bud what the fuck that's too cute
What an insane roundabout way to say "let's be partners." I feel like I'm reading one of those texts chains between guys who don't know they're gay "no no but bro LISTEn if we just get married on PAPER there's all these cool benefits (and also we can kiss and it's not weird) NO BRO DONT RUN AWAY--"
NOOOOOOOO WHY must we pit two bad bitches against each other!!!!
Even when POISONED??? Yall get u a man who defends ur schemes even when poisoned or don't get a man at all.
February 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
What an insane roundabout way to say "let's be partners." I feel like I'm reading one of those texts chains between guys who don't know they're gay "no no but bro LISTEn if we just get married on PAPER there's all these cool benefits (and also we can kiss and it's not weird) NO BRO DONT RUN AWAY--"
NOOOOOOOO WHY must we pit two bad bitches against each other!!!!
Even when POISONED??? Yall get u a man who defends ur schemes even when poisoned or don't get a man at all.
Luo binghe/shen qingqiu 🤝 Jude duarte/cardan greenbrier
TELL ME U SEE MY VISION.
TELL ME U SEE MY VISION.
February 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
NOOOOOOOO WHY must we pit two bad bitches against each other!!!!
Even when POISONED??? Yall get u a man who defends ur schemes even when poisoned or don't get a man at all.
Luo binghe/shen qingqiu 🤝 Jude duarte/cardan greenbrier
TELL ME U SEE MY VISION.
TELL ME U SEE MY VISION.
FINALLY WE ARE FEEDING THIS GIRL. I feel like a grandmother the way I'm nervously preparing real life food as though I could offer it to her through the page.
February 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Even when POISONED??? Yall get u a man who defends ur schemes even when poisoned or don't get a man at all.
Luo binghe/shen qingqiu 🤝 Jude duarte/cardan greenbrier
TELL ME U SEE MY VISION.
TELL ME U SEE MY VISION.
FINALLY WE ARE FEEDING THIS GIRL. I feel like a grandmother the way I'm nervously preparing real life food as though I could offer it to her through the page.
PLEASE author some COMFORT to this hurt Jude has been through QUITE ENOUGH and now deserves FOREHEAD KISSES and a grilled cheese cut DIAGONAL.
February 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Luo binghe/shen qingqiu 🤝 Jude duarte/cardan greenbrier
TELL ME U SEE MY VISION.
TELL ME U SEE MY VISION.
FINALLY WE ARE FEEDING THIS GIRL. I feel like a grandmother the way I'm nervously preparing real life food as though I could offer it to her through the page.
PLEASE author some COMFORT to this hurt Jude has been through QUITE ENOUGH and now deserves FOREHEAD KISSES and a grilled cheese cut DIAGONAL.
YOU MOTHER FUCKER. OHHHH YOU MOTHER FUUUUCKER.
February 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
FINALLY WE ARE FEEDING THIS GIRL. I feel like a grandmother the way I'm nervously preparing real life food as though I could offer it to her through the page.
PLEASE author some COMFORT to this hurt Jude has been through QUITE ENOUGH and now deserves FOREHEAD KISSES and a grilled cheese cut DIAGONAL.
YOU MOTHER FUCKER. OHHHH YOU MOTHER FUUUUCKER.
FUCK YES VIOLENCE TIME
February 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
PLEASE author some COMFORT to this hurt Jude has been through QUITE ENOUGH and now deserves FOREHEAD KISSES and a grilled cheese cut DIAGONAL.
YOU MOTHER FUCKER. OHHHH YOU MOTHER FUUUUCKER.
FUCK YES VIOLENCE TIME
Cardan is objectively a hilarious little character. Gotta love a guy who openly admits he likes women who threaten him and who barks like a cocker spaniel when the woman in question says so.
February 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
YOU MOTHER FUCKER. OHHHH YOU MOTHER FUUUUCKER.
FUCK YES VIOLENCE TIME
Cardan is objectively a hilarious little character. Gotta love a guy who openly admits he likes women who threaten him and who barks like a cocker spaniel when the woman in question says so.
Because I am an author who hates a loose end, and because Locke is a loose end, I would like a fanfiction where he dies. :)
February 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
FUCK YES VIOLENCE TIME
Cardan is objectively a hilarious little character. Gotta love a guy who openly admits he likes women who threaten him and who barks like a cocker spaniel when the woman in question says so.
Because I am an author who hates a loose end, and because Locke is a loose end, I would like a fanfiction where he dies. :)
Now how am EYE meant to cope with this 🫣
February 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Cardan is objectively a hilarious little character. Gotta love a guy who openly admits he likes women who threaten him and who barks like a cocker spaniel when the woman in question says so.
Because I am an author who hates a loose end, and because Locke is a loose end, I would like a fanfiction where he dies. :)
Now how am EYE meant to cope with this 🫣
Insosuke 🤝 Cardan
(Iykyk)
(Iykyk)
February 14, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Because I am an author who hates a loose end, and because Locke is a loose end, I would like a fanfiction where he dies. :)
Now how am EYE meant to cope with this 🫣
Insosuke 🤝 Cardan
(Iykyk)
(Iykyk)
HIS MOTHER????
February 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Now how am EYE meant to cope with this 🫣
Insosuke 🤝 Cardan
(Iykyk)
(Iykyk)
HIS MOTHER????
Madoc "no i planned that" Duarte is so proud of his daughter Jude "shh don't tell anyone I planned that" Duarte
February 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Insosuke 🤝 Cardan
(Iykyk)
(Iykyk)
HIS MOTHER????
Madoc "no i planned that" Duarte is so proud of his daughter Jude "shh don't tell anyone I planned that" Duarte
See friends. Sometimes when people SAY "enemies to lovers" they mean "bully x victim" or perhaps "we had one argument on public transit before we decided actually we're in love" but THIS is enemies to lovers.
February 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
HIS MOTHER????
Madoc "no i planned that" Duarte is so proud of his daughter Jude "shh don't tell anyone I planned that" Duarte
See friends. Sometimes when people SAY "enemies to lovers" they mean "bully x victim" or perhaps "we had one argument on public transit before we decided actually we're in love" but THIS is enemies to lovers.
NO LOCKE U LEAVE MY BBGORL ALOOONE.
February 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Madoc "no i planned that" Duarte is so proud of his daughter Jude "shh don't tell anyone I planned that" Duarte