Jake Colosimo
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b0nestorm.bsky.social
Jake Colosimo
@b0nestorm.bsky.social
💍 Husband
🐶 Fur-Dad
✍️ Former Editor-in-Chief @ Doublejump.co

Hi! 👋
over the past year, my wife has suffered three pregnancy losses (including one that nearly killed her). I thought I’d processed all my pain on the first due date so I could be strong for everyone else, but today should’ve been my first Father’s Day and I am a complete and utter fucking wreck.
September 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
seeing #Silksong dominating the gaming industry channels is incredible. so happy for @teamcherry.bsky.social, and pumped about what it could mean for Aussie game development going forward!

can’t wait to play it — need to replay #HollowKnight first though!
September 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Crows fans are booking Isaac Quaynor for… *checks notes*… getting called a homophobic slur.

that’s good stuff. really, really classy. #AFL
September 4, 2025 at 10:07 AM
#IzakRankine really should’ve put out his apology much sooner, especially since he admitted to the slur… really stupid to keep the whole thing going for so much longer than it needed to.

…but hopefully my Magpies will benefit from the distraction 😉 #AFL
September 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
my return to posting on social media was short-lived because we adopted another dog! she’s getting her first groom in what I assume is a very long time today, and I’m so excited for her 🥰
September 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
these freezing cold mornings are officially past the point of just sucking, they’re just getting really, really old. can’t wait for the weather to warm up again!
August 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
#NFL fans losing their shit over male cheerleaders is stupidity on a whole other level. if you don’t like seeing it, you’re a closed-minded POS but also, just look slightly over to one side and you’ll see a bunch of female cheerleaders?
August 19, 2025 at 10:28 AM
#YouFoodz has been the single best revelation of 2025 for me. saves me money and tastes really, really good (both for what it is, and in general)!
August 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
everything I’ve been seeing about the #Battlefield6 open beta makes me happy. even though I was always better at #CallOfDuty I’ve always preferred Battlefield’s gameplay, so I’m hoping this is a return to form for the series that’ll boost competition within the genre again
August 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
utter insanity. I’m all for using AI to make life easier, but to bar someone from treatment over privacy concerns (especially when they’re a leading expert in the field and KNOW how bad those privacy concerns are) is just ludicrous.
New from me: When Australian AI expert Dr Kobi Leins declined a medical specialist’s request to use AI transcription software during her child’s upcoming appointment, the practice told her the practitioner required the technology be used and Leins was "welcome to seek an alternative" provider. 👇
Kobi refused a doctor's AI. She was told to go elsewhere
Unregulated AI scribes raising privacy, security concerns.
ia.acs.org.au
August 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
ever since everyone started using ChatGPT to write out their thoughts, I’ve been super conscious of using many dashes because it’s the easiest way to identify ChatGPT writing.

problem is, I loved using dashes in my actual human-generated writing 😭
August 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
damn. this is gutting to read. those affected will surely find their feet elsewhere, but I really hope Mike and the studio itself can rebound as well.
August 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
absolutely love this idea, I’ll definitely get started on it when I’ve got some more time available! great to see a LOT of indie representation too; those are the easiest games to play at the moment.
🎉LUDOCENE LAUNCHED 🎉

So excited (and nervous) to send our game-finder into the world.

Ludocene.com

If you want a better way to find amazing games that rewards experts and is in the hands of players, this is our shot.

Thank you to the 1000's backers and supporters.This is just the beginning.
August 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’ve watched every episode of #Seinfeld so many times and I still pick up on new bits of brilliance. most recently, it’s the fact that the Soup N*zi moves to Argentina after Elaine gets his recipes. no idea how that took so long to get!
August 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
ever since I learned that dogs’ tail movements are not entirely voluntary, my dog’s tail makes me so happy 🥰
August 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
can we normalise drive-through places asking if you want a cup tray before just giving one to you?
August 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
season 6 Jerry Seinfeld is absolutely diabolical
July 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Trying the social media thing again. I’m not great at replying but I’m going to try. Gotta have a presence!
July 30, 2025 at 10:33 AM
First 10-pull of the new set! Pumped with that. Now do I bother setting up a deck around it, or just flex? #PokemonTCGPocket
July 30, 2025 at 10:27 AM